Disclosure & (Warner Bros.) Rated Mature (opens Friday at Famous Players Cinemas) MICHAEL, MICHAEL, Michael — when are you going to learn? Nasty women just keep on distracting you from your work, First Glenn Close proved a Fatal Attraction, then Sharon Stone stroked your Basic Instinct, The only variation is that the women keep get- ting younger, And Michael keeps getting older. This time, Demi Moore's ample ‘bosom threatens his job security. Based on Michael Crichton's best- seller, Tom Sanders (Michael Douglas) is expecting his computer company to make him V.P. for all his hard work on a revolutionary virtual ‘reality game. Instead he's passed over in favor of Meredith Johnson (Demi Moore). Net only is she his new boss, but they had a torrid fling ten years car- lier, (Ooh, don’t you just hate when that happens?) -A late night meeting gets out of hand when she tries to fan the embers of their romance. But let’s face it, there's only so much tongue lashing a happily married family ¢ man will take. Tom's sudden “attack of morality” leaves his boss high and dry. The next day, Tom is stunned to learn he's accused of sexual harass- ment. ; He counter-sues and the stage is set for Act Il of this half-baked cor- porate thriller. ,. Somehow there was controversy over the role reversal as a man finds out what women experience daily. But the image of Douglas whimper- -_; ing “No, stop - please stop” to this : business Amazon m provokes more CAMGS Tim Bell FILM REVIEW laughter than debate. Worse, Douglas’ character is bailed out several times by impossi- bly well-timed eavesdropping. Next time, Mike, stay away from _ hasty women and get a decent script -— this Disclosure gets a forectosure, Trapped in Paradise *& (20th Century Fox) Rated Mature(at the Park & Tilford, Granville, Station Square, Coquitlam, Richport and Willowbrook Cinemas) It's the audience who's trapped and it isn’t in Paradise. It's not often a movie uses shotguns, car chases and unappealing dunces to stir up . our Christmas spirit - and with good reason. Apparently undaunted by just writing a lousy script, George Gallo also directs Nicholas Cage, Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz as nitwit brothers who rob a bank on Dec.’ 24th only to find they can’t escape the generosity of the town’s citizens. Insultingly stupid, this comedy seems to lake perverse delight in being unfunny, Contrived and sac- charin, Trapped in Paradise is filled with Cage's trademurk hissing lines through clenched teeth to show frus- tration. I know how he feels. SHOWTIME HOTLINE Cineplex Odeon... Caprice Park Royal.......926-6699 MPAA THEME VIOLENCE COARSE SEX 6 AVEDAGE. : RATING ie ee os: se bed hiSara kt Tost lalakel ] CHRISTMAS STOCK STUFFER!/—=,, | Certificates of good taste ‘|}Subway | gift certificates are great... 16” MEATBALL MEAL DEAL $3.39.1ax | | ® 6" regular meatball sub, 22 02. drink, and chips. V limit one coupon per customer visit Expires 12/15/94 | BC Environment AAINL COMPONENT SYSTEM Yee Ui (e y a aware, iA LIAR PET TION, seal a REGENCY AUTO GROUP SO DISC (PLUS ONE) MULTI CD PLAYER STEREO RECEIVER ° Custom filing liner notebook §=. gavg gaa $ 649° | 0) PIONIEC ® Full remote The Art of Entertainment ™ SAVE $290 ‘699 6 dise CD player Double cassette High power (50 watts per ch.) ": ’. ® Random play * High power (70 watts per channel) ovale 330 355% J a Highest quality re : pictur ° 3 line digital comb 6 YISC MULTI CD PLAYER: The Holidays Can Be A Pile OF Gate You don't have to throw it away. Start a reducing and reusing programme this festive season. ewe SAVS $30 ‘Bag | For more information call the B.C. Recycling Hotline 732-9253 “”” GREATER VANOOUVER OR’! 1-800-667-4321