JAMES “BUBBA” Wilsen, 20,
filed a $10.7 million lewsait in
January in Reckwood. Tennessee,
againat the Rockwood police for
false arrest, Wilson chains police
looking for a drug suspect named
“Bubba” approached him on the
poreh Gf his mother's home, aske
Whe was “Bubba.” and took him
into custody whea he said he was,
Wilson was released shortly after
wid when police realized he was
the wrong “Bubba.” According to
the hewsua, “Babba™ is probably
the most common name in
Rockwood.

The Ohio Court of Claims ruled
in January that Mansfield
Correctional [nstituuon was not
liable for the injury that inmate [ra
Tillery, 35, suffered, Tillery, serv-
ing five-to-25 for rape and robbery,
severed a finger when he fell to the
ground after skam-dunking during a
basketball game.

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The Financial Pose reported fast
week that three Athenta women who
were allucked by a serial rapist in
1990 woo a USS$3.5- million out-of:
Court settlement against their lind-
lord. The settlement, reached with
Toronto-based Kaimor Manage-
ment, is the biggest ever for such a
case in Georgia. The suit against
Kaimor alleged the apartment cont
plex managers were negligent in

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A metaiworker. seher last an
appeal ofa fine for beaniag ttis Core
ner girHlriend. stot and killed the
worn und a judge in eourt in
Luskirchen, Germany. last week,
The tim tea pulled out a bonh
and blew himself up. At least three
more people were killed and eight
others injured in the courtroom
aQack inthe small dowa 32 kaa
south of Cologne near the Belsiunt
border. Local prosecutors sant the
worman and the judge were among
the dead and that at least ovo of Ibe
injured. a 15-year-old boy and até:
year-old hawyer, were in seriotis
condition,

Kimberley Mays, the Florida
teenager who legally “divorced” her
parents seven months ago, has
apparantly returned to them in an
effort lo resolve some personal
problems. In a case that made head-
lines around the world, Mays, now
15. severed all legal ties with her
parents, Ernest and Regina Twigg,
last year, saying she wanted to live
only as the daughter of the mat
who had reared her from her child-
hood, Robert Mays. Kimberly left
the Mays hoine in Sarasata fast
week and moved into a YWCA
shelter for troubled youths, the
Tampa Tribune reported last week.

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THE CHILDREN'S Jubilee
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| heip renovate and upgrade ficiti-
fies at Catnip Jubilee ons fadian
Arm,

Vhe $20 aiitlion Boa. 2}
Community Peajects prog race is
managed by the Ministry of
Smual Business, Tourism and
Culture,

Ip objeetive is to tesint cone
MuNLY Erganizations, non-profit
societies aad local government
to tidkd and expand community
facitiies, maximizing Jong and
short-term benefits i terms of
cuiployment and economic
Opportunities,

“The canip will serve us an
ontdoor education centre meet.
ing the needs of children.” said

North Sanceuser- Cansdale
MILA Baved Schrees. “Special
atlention wril be gasent to aiaking
the figuiltes accessible ta chile
deen wie ace plissically chal-
lenved "

Saal Business, Course and
Culiere Movestes Bi Barlee
sand CLs chcouga partlerships
such as this that the provincial
government is able oy make the
best use of B.C. 2b Comununity
Projects funda,

“This contribution shows te
government's computnent to
providing unique yet construc.
Hive epportuatiies for youth jn
the province.”

The B.C. 2) Coununity
Projects pragram is part of the
Juryer BUC. 21 initistive tu pro-
mote a prosperous and diversified
econeniy for the 21st century,

Pleasing finicky kids
will drive you crazy

From page 43

But mothers and fathers
shouldn't drive themselves crazy
trying to please finicky kids.

“Sometimes in our culture we
cater too much to children,” said
Broughton, noting that the “strong
cheeses” Canadian children would
reject in horror would be everyday
fare to a child in France.

“You sort of have to cook ta
please yourseif and offer it to the
child,” she added.

“If parents themselves have a
varied and interesting diet kids will
pick up on that, sooner or later.”

Nutritious foods and a pleasant
dining atmosphere are all that an
adult can really control, she said.

As for that parental bugaboo
called sugar, Broughton said, “The
statistics coming Gut now suggest
it’s not a problem. The amount of
sugar Canadian kids get is now
replacing nutrients,

“Tf there's. one thing they aren’t
getling enough of, it’s activity.”
March is Nutrition Month in
Canada and a community forum is
being held in the gymnasium of the
Lions Gate Hospital on March 29.

Three speakers will address the
topic of children aged three to 12,
Lions Gate Hospital's registered
dictition/nutritionist. Sharron
Drinkwater will speak on over-
weight children; Vancouver

Children’s Hospital cegistered dieti-
cian/nutritionist Huguette Cloutier
will talk about feeding the choosy
eater, and Douglas College author/
instructor Chris Johnsen will tackle
the topic of active play for children,

laformation booths open at 7:30
p.m. and the pane! begins at 8 p.m.

Adinission is free. Cash dona-
tions for the North Shore
Neighborhood House Milk Project
will be welcome.

For more information, call .
Margaret Broughton at North Shore
Health: 986-7111, ‘

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