| Highlander 2 - campy fun Highlander 2: The Quickening ** (Interstar) Rated 14 years (at the Granville, Coquitlam, Clearbrook, Scott and Station Square cinemas) solely due to Sean Connery. But, on a comic book A LL RIGHT, I'll admit the two-star rating is almost level, this movie does have some attraction. in 1999, the Earth’s ozone layer collapsed, but science saved the day with a global shield that bounced the sun‘s radiation back into space. On the down side, it created a perpetual night of sweltering heat and humidity on terra firma. Twenty-five years later the inventor, Connor MacLeod * (Christopher Lambert) is not a popular guy. But so what — Connor is teo old and tired to care. At 575 years of age, you'd feel a bit cranky too. Actually, he’s only 75 because for five centuries, he didn’t age. MacLeod is zn alien from the planet Zeist who came to Earth an Immortal. At the end of Highlander |, however, he was subject to Old Man Time like the rest of us. But wait a second — an enemy from the old Zeistian stomping grounds named General Katana (Michael Ironside trying to out-grin jack Nicholson’s Joker) is out to destroy Connor. In the process the insane general accidentally makes the old man immortal again (now he’s 35 years old). There's also a lot more nonsense about a beautiful terrorist (Virgina Madsen} trying to sabotage the corporate-run shield, as the ozone has repaired itself over the vears tsort of like global Retin-A). And the Scotsman’s fluctuating mortali- ty is so complex, it’s explained several times, like an upgraded weather watch. But the only reason anyone would want to see this is for Sean Connery. And he doesn’t disap- point, wrapping his rich Scottish brogue around some of the silliest dialogue ever heard. While Lambert acts with leaden sincerity, Connery has fun strolling through the impressive sets and cheesy special effects. pprox.: COMBINATIO Tim Bell FILM REVIEW Ludicrous? Juvenile? You bet. But, if you catch it in the right frame of mind (or rather mindlessness), it’s an hour and a half of campy fun. Dr. No/From Russia With Love/Goldfinger ***** (MGM/ UA Video/Criterion Laser Disc) Bond James Bond): ‘Do you expect me to talk?” Goldfinger: “tNo, Mr. Bond, | expect you to die!”’ You can get that witty exchange on tape, but for fans, the laser disc versions of the Connery classics are the only way to go. Besides frame-by-frame access, Criterion offers more gimmicks than 007’s Aston Martin. On the second soundtrack is an interesting running commentary with the people who engineered the look of the films — the direc- tor, editor, wiiter and set designer who offer lively comments on the behind-the-scenes action. Addi- tionally, the discs contain trailers, on-location photos, biographies of the key players, toy commercials and other tidbits about the Bond- mania that swept the ‘60s. Finally, the films have never looked better, with crisp prints, superb color and proper theatrical aspect ratio. Nothing but the best for the world’s most recognizable secret agent. EXPRESS JAPANESE FAST FOOD © Beef Teriyaki Tempura © Chicken Teriyaki » Pork Cutlet DROP BY AFTER WORK FOR A DELICIOUS JAPANESE FEAST 747 THURLOW 1. ateernn, VANCOUVER 669-1234 OPEN DAILY 11:30am‘1pm The Lynnwood Inn presents KEN KEEN’S KARAOKE (formerly at the Coach House) 8pm-Midnight Saturdays Come early and try our buffet! 4 PERMS $3999 includes shampoo, cut & blowdry {ends Nov. 30/91) (bring this ad) Open late by appointment 1515 Barrow St., North Vancouver 988-6161 Shouldnt | your little blessing | know about lite’s big one? The best thing she can learn about the big world she’s discovering around her, is the wonder of discovering its Creator. After all, isn’t that how we discover ourselves? Show your spirit. Come back to church. The Anglican Church For more information call 684-6306 or outside Vancouver 1-800-665-1105 VANCOUVER ANGLICAN CHURCHES ST. CLEMENTS 3400 Institute 988-4413 ST. MARTINS ST. JOHN THE EVANGELIST 195 East Windsor ? 220 West 8th Street 986-1151 ST. RICHARDS 1398 West Eth Street NORTH ST. AGNES 530 Ease 12th Street ST. CATHERINES 1058 Ridgewood Drive 987-0432 9855919 0666 ST. SIMONS . 985 1384 Deep Cove Road 929-5350 9870314