Page 22, May 20, 1979 - Sunday News Hats off for the WHA by Jim Kearney _ By the.time this prose piece lands on your doorstep, it’s entirely possible the-Avco Cup will have been won for the final time; the World Hockey Association will have joined the Edsel, the buggy whip, the World Football Leagueandthe B.C. Liberal party in a long list of inventions whose time has come ... and gone. Once the Winnipeg- Edmonton playoff is ended, the WHA officially - dies. And considering the game is hockey, it’s somewhat fitting that two Canadian-based teams got to play the final series; that the burial is on Canadian soil in a_ cool prairie spring; and not during a heat wave in some suburb of Birmingham, Ala. Your agent was there for the birth, but because of circumstances beyond his control, wasn't able to be on hand for the end. Seven seasons the WHA survived. Not a long ‘life, but an in- teresting one. And all the players in the NHL who ‘today drive Cadillacs and smoke dollar cigars should be wearing. black armbands this week to mourn the passing of their great emancipator. AVERAGE UP When the WHA came into being, the average NHL salary was less than $30,000 a season. Today it is $96,000. While there is no hilarity in the passing of the alter- nate employer whose very presence made them wealthy men, the beginnings of the WHA were pure hilarity. How else could it be with a league born right across the street from Disneyland? . The delivery room was Suite 1246 of the Royal Court Hotel, a sort of Hollywood modern version of Hampton Court Palace, on a sunny Saturday in > February, 1972. Right then the league looked as unteal as_ the hotel. Reporters on the premises immediately dubbed it the Wishful Hockey Association. Fantasyland, they wrote, had crossed the street and pupped. 1,000 DRAFTED On that weekend, the franchises were sorted out, the down payments were made and the league con- ducted its first player draft. It last two days, went 121 rounds and selected 1,037 players. It would have reached 1,100, but the list of . prospects from Outer Mongolia was delayed in the mail. Bobby Orr was the 994th pick. Phil Esposito was 997 and his brother tony made it as a sort of landmark draft - No. 1,000. At this point it was all for laughs, especially when the last man picked was a chap in retirement named Gordie Howe. . ' Little ‘did they or anyone else think that in another year, in order to play with his two sons, Mark and Marty, Howe would unretire‘ himself and give the new league a second shot of instant incredibility. The first shot was in- jected, when Bobby Hull skipped out of Chicago and into Winnipeg. The planning of that coup was completed Edwin Barclay’s Hollyburn Country Club Each clinic consists of 5 Two-Hour Lessons Monday to Friday. For all calibre of players from beginner to advanced. Only 4 persons per coach Commencing every Monday in June, July, and August. Cost per person $70 uniors $65 Each course includes basic strokes - strateg drills and individual instruction. Courses un ander Edwin Barclay - a C.T.A. Level IV Coach, Head Pro Hollyburn C.C. Member of Canadian Tennis Coaching Certification Committee, coaching experience. 20 years Edwin Barclay’s Tennis Clinics 950 Crosscreek Road West Vancouver 922-9413 there, on the doorstep of Disneyland, and, im- mediately announced at a press conference. Staged in. 80-degree sunshine, beside a swimming pool, it had Miss World Hockey in attendance. When everyone got a look at her, they knew the league motto would be Think Big. Her dimensions were 42-24- 36. MISS WHA GONE Other targets were an- nounced: Ken Dryden, Stan Mikita, Gerry Cheevers, | Brad Park and Derek Sanderson. As the world knows, they got Cheevers and Sanderson, as well as Hull. Nobody knows to this day, however, what hap- pened to Miss World Hockey. Further adding to the unreality was the hulking presence of a mystery man - from Essen, West Germany. He looked like a younger and no less corpuient Alfred Hitchcock and talked like Curt Jurgens -- “Dere are vays of getting hockey players from Eastern Europe -- hard currency and knowing ze right people, ja.”). . Al Kaczmarek was his name and that’s just the way he talked. He had a deal with the WHA. For an in- disclosed iprice, he was to deliver an assortment of Russian Czech stars, which the league would then spread among such now unmemorable teams as the New York Golden Blades, Chicago Cougars, Cleveland Crusaders, Los Angeles Sharks and Miami Screaming Eagles. He returned to Germany right after the meeting and that was the last heard from him. The late Scotty Munro, who was to have put a team - into Calgary but later backed ouit, was delegated to fly to Germany a few days later to accompany Al in _ his wheeling and dealing. EVEN JAMES BOND Scotty was never known for a great sense of humor, ut m those Disneyland surroundings even he had to step out of character in case he and Kaczmarek got pinched for player-napping a on the wrong side of the Iron . Curtain, he announced he’d made .arrangements for James Bond to come in and get him out of the cold. How so, he was asked. San Francisco - that “Because I have the ex- ‘clusive rights to his ser- vices,” -Munro riposted. “I drafted him in the 9ist round.” Scotty’s ‘Calgary operation didn’t get to the starting gate. Neither did the one in the league’s inventor, Gary Davidson, appropriated for himself as payment for his organizational services. Munro looked at the suddenly ballooning. salary structure the WHA touched off, found the numbers didn’t add up for the 6,000 seats in the Calgary arena, and waved goodbye. Davidson had no plans whatsoever to operate a team in San Francisco. He was looking for a buyer. An eager group from Quebec TALL DAYS ARE SALE DAYS AT DOMINION ODPA NAPOW PAYMENT PLAN model cars.& trucks on cpprovol of credit with 5% or your trade. 5 yrs. ‘a he olonce with interest of 3% Soles Tax & Reg. sl 1% Gil POWER TRAIN 7 Available on new and 30 Day Guorantee on 4 GU model use products at advertised prices. "79 MUSTANG engine, tran- power 4 cylinder engine, 4 __ Speed transmission, - electric rear defogger, front wheel drive, Michelin radial tires, body side moldings. 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