22 - Sunday, December 26, 1999 - North shore News Simplicity is just the ri thing lor F HAD IT, eh? All the fan- cy food, all the funny drinks, all the strange hours? What we all need to settle us down is a good stew. And I just happen to have the best recipe in the whole world. But mark, now, you have to start with shin meat. I made a real nuisance of myself one day in November, standing around in the butcher . shops, nagging about proper stewing beef. ; Finally one thoroughly beleaguered proprietor yielded to my supplications, marched into his cooler and wrestled out some lovely chunks of shin. | , One’s no good, because when you make stew, it’s never a one-shot dish. Stew im- ‘proves with age, just as you “and I do, and the longer it has between warmings-up. the. bet- _ ter it gets, =~ So, two pounds at least, "boned. ‘Three’s better. '-‘Once'you've got the coveted “shin home, you give it close - attention, to scrape off the ; fatty bits "and cut it into gener- “ous cubes. :You’ll encounter some . ‘peramethium which you want ~ to discard. It’s like tough “tissue-paper, and when it’s all , _ cleaned up and cut into pieces, ~ you'll want a paper bag. - “Into the paper bag dump 4% Soup | of flour, along with 4 .-téaspoon each of salt, pepper ‘and paprika, Shake it .up, clutching the — -4op tightly; then drop your ‘. ‘eubes of meat therein and ‘clutch and shake till all the cubes are coated, a “-co“Phis manoeuvre is called ~ dredging: Mandatory. . A-nice big frying pan is now - quired, into which you will deposit a couple of tablespons = of margarine ‘and canola oil. Turn the heat to high, and - when the fat gets hazy, start to ~add the cubes of meat. Not all ~at once, they’ll sweat if you “pet, them crowded. Do about a THE VINTAGE YEARS third at a time. When those have been tossed and turned and are beautifully browned, lift each out onto a paper towel and _ continue with the next two » batches. All done, now? All the _ pieces a lovely tantalizing mink-brown? You are a clever cooker, you know that. Now you need a deeper, heavier vessel for the actual stewing, and it must have a tight-fitting lid. Lhave a great cast-iron _ electric frying pan that fits the bill, aiso one of those enamelled iron pots, perhaps easier to clean. You choose. If it’s the electric pan, set it for 275°F or 300°F, max- imum; if it’s to go in the oven, the same. Put the meat into the vessel . and throw in a couple of - peeled garlic buds, mashed is best, then pour over all a cup of bouillon, half a cup of red wine (you’li need more later, ' for lubrication during the long ‘stewing process), and at least one tin of Italian-type tomatces. Juice from a can of mushrooms or any other canned vegetable is a welcome addition, Look in the fridge. The total liquid should just cover the meat, but not quite. You can quarter a big onion to add here, though I prefer 1993 CAVALIER (#1 in Canada - 3 years running) :¢ Anti-lock brakes * Power door locks © Air conditioning £. © Fuel injection ° Automatic - ° Cassette. _ e And more! OR BEST c Jay meal six or eight small ones myself. Then, you need salt and pepper — take it easy, you can always add later -—- and a good splash of Worcestershire and a bay leaf. Don’t break it up. These rest can be in any order: one tablespoon of brown sugar, one of vinegar, half a teaspoon each of rosemary, thyme and basil, Turn the heat down, the pan to simmer, or the oven to 250°F, and let it just enrich itself for several hours. Six is too many, two isn’t enough, and check once ina while for liquid level. Add wine anytime, or water, but don’t drown it. About an hour before din- ner, ready the carrots — if big ones, two or three, cleaned and chunked; if fresh little ones, the whole bunch. Several stalks of celery now, scraped and clean and coarsely chopped. Also you'll want small, clean pecled spuds, which don’t need quite as much time as the cel- ery and carrots, so hold them till the final half-hour. Of course cook and mash them separately if that’s what -you like. You thicken at the end with flour and water mixed, of course, turn up the heat till the stew boils, add the thickener slowly and judiciously, stirring constantly, Gradually turn back to simmer. Experts will add that a shot of rye whiskey elevates any stew to glory. All you’re really looking for is a return to nor- mal after indulgence. Suit yourself, but enjoy. . You just might have enough left over to start the new year right. GT NOW SELECTION plus 2 ET HOTHINGS 1/8 nN@ Ng LOUR & MILEAC WA BONS gece Is ARE Uhhh At ie ATTENTION WEST VANCOUVER RESIDENTS Garbage Collection and Blue Box Pick-up Days will remain unchanged throughout the holidays. Freakish incidents and eccentrics too. 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