; T uther day’ 1 wus up. ‘to see , Pete ‘Svensén an?

_ Hardhat Johnson at the ranch an I tuk up.the Big
Paper with me, wich is allus a helluva mistake.
Pete has plowed his’ way thru the rapes, muggings

an general mayhem. on the frunt’ page an he is
workin’ his way thru the guts of it, cussin’ ev ry
inch of the way, wen J ake Menzl shows up.

Jest about then Pete hits a CY Do

rele dinger!

“‘Lissen to this,”? “he.
ses...an he starts readin’ a
story wich is by-lined Assoc- |
iated Press, frum Grand
Canyon, Arizona. .

ly ses here.’’ Pete ses.
“they got this jeezly big cave
wich is four foot deep with
dung frum critters callt
Sloths, wich become exstink ©
eleven thousand yeres. ago —
an sum screwballs set fire. to
it,, wich they can’t put out,
_$o’s it’s burnin’; ‘like a
punkstick. ee ee
Pete ses it’s rele valuable:
fer scientists, becus they can
dig down an find wot the

critters wus . feedin’ on a
zillion veres ago.

wee

ANON

been chompin’ winter fod-.

: _- supply’. the | pitchforks — an
Jake thinks her over a wile throw in a feed of schnitzel -
an then he ses there ain’t any
sense waitin’ fer thousands.
of yeres, becus he can turn .
them fellers loosé in his barn
_ any time an his Holsteins will
. give them scientists all the | Parry Dice fer sumbody else»
evidence they need, pertick- — to dung" out that barn, so

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‘noted . fer -

der the way. ‘them cows: has” SLOWEST MOVEMENT IN

der. In fack, ses Jake, he will —

and kraut...if they clean their -
-boots before they « cum to > the

Jake. ses. it wud: be rele —

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Hardhat asts. wot. the hell
Party Dice is? .

aT nn Po theta

id eH, Sir, Jake ses thats |

where you jest float arount
on pink clouds, doin’ nuthin’.

All you gotta do, ses Jake, is

holt out yur hand...an
wotever you want falls into it.

Hardhat thinks her over a

wile and then he ses we got

her rite here an Jake. asts

; - where?

* Ottawa, s ses , Hardhat.

Enyways, ‘this don’t holt

‘Hardhat, becus he is gettin’

reie interestid an he asts wot
isa Sloth?”

None of us can figger that
one out, so Pete:hauls down:

the dictionary. He gives his
'finger'a gud: lick an-he turns
: pages till he finds her.

Wen he gets. his bifocals

a hault down his nose fur enuf,

WRU ®

Pete starts readin’ an he. ses,
**Sloths is. critters wot is
havin’ . THE
T HE ANIMAL WORLD!" 7

“Hardhat luks at J ake. Jake.

. . luks at Pete. Pete luks at me.
deep? ses.

Four | foot:

. Hardhat.

i

~ That’ s wot is ses here, ses

Pete.

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before a group of people are *

invited to attend a_ public
meeting at 7 p.m., tomorrow,
Thursday, March 17, in the
Lynn Valley Public Library,
1280 E. 27th St., North
Vancouver.

. Free of charge, the meet-

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public proven techniques
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one’s ability in oral. com-.
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Potential,’’ ‘‘How To Deve-
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‘The - meeting, sponsored

by North Shore Toastmasters _
is to celebrate

Club 1085, 1
formation of the first men

and women’s mixed Toast- _
masters club. on the North —

So Jake lifted the lid on the
stove an Pete flang in the |
dictionary an Hardhat made __ |
us all anuther hot rum. _

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