Wednesday, September 30, 1998 — North Shore News — 25

Two more cool things you can say

THE Virginia Supreme
Court has ruled that the
Virginia Tech student news-
paper’s labeling of a school
administrator as “Director
of Butt-Licking” did nor
amount co slander because
the term could not be taken
literally.

(A dissenting judge said
he understood rhat the
name connoted “a lack of

xcessive confidence
after having been made boss
community's pi

New Britain, Conneticut
— At first Diane Guiles, 4
complained to a judge that
ex-boyfriend

Lloyd, 41, was bothering

her despite the judge's stay-
away order against him.

However, as the judge
questioned her, it looked
more and more fike Guiles
was not particularly both-
ered.

She reluctantly admitted
that Lloyd still has the key
to her house and that he

n

“sneaks in” every night.
Judge: “Let me gei to the
bottom of this. Does he
sleep with you?”

Guiles: “I got me two
fold-out beds.”

Judge: “You — didn’t
answer my question.”

Guiles: (pause) “Against
my will, yes... Buc I keep a
big pillow between us.

Kenneth E. Kartman Jr.,
39, was charged with
attempted murder of his
father in Menomonic, Wis.,
in July after he allegedly
viciously swung a hatchet at
his head twice, connecting
once.

According to — court
records, the younger

Kartman had just spent four
days with little sleep while
working on a_ graduate
school thesis, and police said
that his work included a
technology-religion theory
that a person could kill
another and be reunited
with him and that Kartman
apparently sect out to prove
it.

integrity.”)
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A recent Associated Press
dispatch reported that the
“dog (owners’) culture” in
New. York: City adds about
$500 million to the city’s
economy every year.

Included. in that figure
must have been sales at:

© the. 19 upscale restau-
rants that scrve dogs, fea-
tured..in a July New York
Times review;

®. dog psychics;

Thuis Thursday! ®

rvice for dogs;
rkshop .. for . dog:

pscaie dog.
dustry. - (selling
dding:

out”
of. God i into him.”

i lingame B because the cus-
ner could ‘not-access the.
réstaurant’s” sccond-floor
est: room - cand was denied
- ground-floor,

mployees- only toilet.
The ‘restauirant’s owner
aimed. that ‘it could not
‘permit. customers to use the
employee: restroom because
they'd have to’ go:through
chen co-get-there, and:

they might steal.food.

x: and incest in a
; ite’ religious sect
~ community near Calgary.
Among: the ‘sentences
meted’ our was one to-a 31-
year-old: man who had rela-
tions with: his. daughter and.
another. woman and who
. attributed his lapse to a feel-

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