18 — Friday, January 9, 1998 — North Shore News NEWS OF THE WEIRD NETHERLANDS native Imre Somogyi told an audi- ence at a book festival in Chicago that he was the world’s first toe reader. In the course of promoting his book, Reading Toes: Your Feet as Reflections of Your Personality, Somogyi told one New York woman thar the inward turn of her right small St. Agnes Church (Anglican) 530-12th St. East, NV 987-0432 SUNDAY 10:30 AM er aboard the Ship of The Seven Seas anchored at foot of Lonsdale We weicome you! Rev. Patricia Jordan - Susan Hunt 928-8855 987-6985 Pentecostal Assemblies of Canada Come and join our friendly parish Church School & Nursery 10:15 8:00am & 10:15am Eucharist toc indicated she was likely “to turn away from the sub- ject,” according to a Reuters news report. Somogyi said 70% of his clients are women: “Women are very open. Men hide their Tees, According to research Toe reader attracts commissioned by The Weather Channel, one in tive viewers watches for at least three hours at a sitting. The company calls these people “weather-invelved.” ees Calitornia | —- 48. reported ta he had been Fairfield, Alan Halli, pohtee that ST. JOHN'S ANGLICAN W. 13th & Chesterfield, N.Van.986-1151 Invites you lo worship Sundays SUNDAY 8:00 am & 10:00am Holy Euctiarist 10am Sunday School & Nursery “, | FINST CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST § 714 - 20th Street, WEST VAN 922-2023 St. Martin’s Anglican 195 E. Windsor Rd., North Van & Sunday Services By 8:am Holy Eucharist 10:002m Choral Eucharist with Nursery &@ Sunday Schvol Rev. Timothy Cooke (php) 985-5919 SUTHERLAND CANYON HEIGHTS CHRISTIAN ASSEMBLY! BIBLE CHAPEL. 4640 Capilano Rd., N. Van. Ph. 985-7131 Pastor Brian Taytor SUNDAY SERVICES 10:30am & 6:39pm Wednesday Kids’ Club (ages 4-10), Friday - Juniors (11-13) and Youths New Pofee COMMUNITY CHURCH (MB) & CHURCH SCHOOL Welcome 10:00 a.m. Family Worship Celebration “Medical Accuracy of the Bible” Meeting at 3590 Meunrain twy. - Pastor Harder 986-7400 é« Read the message on our Web site hetps//www.newhope.bv.ca LS ST. CATHERINE’S Anglican Church me 1058 Ridgewood Drive ’ North Van ¢ 985-0666 * “Welcome To Our Warship” : Sunday 90 an Communion Church School & Nursery Communion ST. STEPHEN'S ANGLICAN 885 - 22nd St,, Wese Van 926-4381 $:00am_ Traditional Communion 8:00am Su ool Nursery radii ara available am - 108 eda ms ed ne esd ay ne son Rev, John P Mash, Rector &: Join Us For Worship This Weekend: : Saturday at 7:00 p.m. Sunday ‘at 9: 15 or $1:15 am Pastor Bridn Bu‘tler will be speaking. vO u “ Brian Buber Nursery and child care available Rev. Bnan Buhler - Senior Pastor Rev. Mitch Curby - Young Adult Ministries Dr. Flay¢ Grunau - Associate Pastor Dave Sattler - Youth Pastor Shirley Love - Minister of Christian Education Paul Cottrell - Minister: of Worship & Music 4 > | Comfortable ndings and comforting words or al ‘ages “The Rev. Keith Gilbert : Rector 630 East 19th Street, North Vancouver 988-6923 9:36 am COMMUNION Guest Speaker: Clayton Dougan Youth Pastor: Todd Wiebe Licensed Preschool Call 988-2163 10:00am Contemporary Co Communion a 10 am Sunday Service & Sunday School B pm Wednesday Testimony Childcare Provided Reading Room 1353 Marine Grive, WV, Mon. - Sat. 10-5 pm | FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST 185 East Keith Rd.. NORTH VAN. 985-1144 ti am Sunday Service & Sunday School 3rd Suntiay each month 7:30 pm Sunday Service 7:30 pm Wednesday Testimony Childcare Provided Reading Room t8S E. Keith Rd., N.Y. Tues. - Sat. 1) - 3 pm | HIGHLANDS UNITED CHURCH 3255 Edgemont Boulevard North Vancouver 980-6071 Worship Services 9:30 & 3 1:15ami 9:30am Children’s Pro; ie Nursery & Tot Care ae 7: :00pm Youth Grou po “Eve phe one Welcome ry ING OS p.m. Bobbittized by a woman in revenge for Hall’s having killed a triend of hers i4 years ago. (Hall served time for vol- untary manslaughter, ) Yhen, two days later, Hall admutted thar there was no other woman and that he had done it himself for unstated reasons, The bizarre incident: took + ST. SIMON’S /Aansucan ‘CHURCH place only three weeks after Danish surgeon Joern Ege Siana reported outfitting a world-record 5.7-inch penis extension on a 42-vear-old man, and only nwo days after the former Lorena Bobbitt, herself} was charged in Virginia, with punching her mother in a heated family squabhic. 1384 Deep Cove Rd., North Van. & £ just off Mt Seymour Pkwy. 929-5350 Yam Traditional Service BCP 10:30am Contemporary Service & Sunday Scho! Rev. Ed Hird - Rector Ken Bell - Youth Minisery Coordinator & THE SALVATION ARSY 4 CHURCH 105 West 12th St., North Van 988-6040 Sunday Worship: 10:30am Nursery CareSunday School during service Capains Brian & Lynn Armstrong Cline 1044 St Georges Avenue North Vancouver 985-0408 Wershis Service & Seaday Scheel 12:29 am “News 4 Coming! look Busy" This bumper sticker gives rocten advice. Instead of looking busy, stop and consider. Who is coming?. Give yourself a gift - an-unbusied friendship with fesus f Lucas Cemtre - - 2782 Hamilton Auc., North Van Phone fon info. - - 90-2997 D CHURCH 3201 Mountain Highway 10:30 AM WORSHIP SERVICE Minister Rev. Sharon Choir Director: Mary Yan Musician: Jonathan Tang Youth G ou And & 4th sundae 7 7-§pm ler: Michael Barker unin School & Nursery Care NORTH LONSDALE UNITED Rev. Dr. Don Faris 3380 Lonsdale 985-4911 SUNDAY WORSHIP 10:30am Sunday School & Nursery ST. CHRISTOPHER’S ANGLICAN itth & Inglewood, WV. 922-5323 Sunday Services 8am, 10 am ah Sihoot & Nursery 10-00 an The Venerable Lou Rivers Receor and Aichdeacon of Capilano WEST VANCOUVER PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Ml 2893 Marine Dr, West Van 926-1812 Rev. D. lan Victor Organist: Alice Korfmi:n g 10:30am SUNDAY SERVICE “VALLE y CHURCH” invites you to join us on Sunday, fanuary | Ith . Two services at 9:00 & [1:00 am Dean Pinter (academic missionary to Lithuania) will be speaking Topic - “Praying & Playing - The Fourth Commandment Lynn Valley Fuil Gospel Church, 1160 Ease 29th Street, North Vancouver Ph. 980-0307 38 astors: Owen Scott, Glen Ryland, Patrick Elaschuk “It’s not adout religion ... it’s about your reiationship with God” Nursery & Sunday School Everyone Welcome HeopeLine 926-4153 WEST VANCOUVER} UNITED CHURCH Welcomes you to Sunday Worship Children & Teens Program Nursery/Toddler Care 10:00 AM Minister Rev. John Gouws Director of Music Mr. Gerald Van Wyck 2062 Esquimalt, West Van. Ry «922-9171 1 Pastors Virgil Olson, 11200 rene Ave., North Van. Delbrook Baptist Church SIS 55 Windsor Rd 985-1664 (fax) | 10:45am Morning Worship Tues. 9:30am Women's World Wed. 6:30pm KAP for kids - 7:00pm Prayer Meeting : | GLORIA DEI LUTHERAN CHURCH ‘1110 Gladwin Drive i 988-5538, 984-7334 10 am Sunday Worship VIS am ea Schoo, Youth & Adult Discussions Information Line 714-325! Pastor: Don Johnson PGAbio SR = st 639 E. 19th St. N. Van. ERMA SMATToIHD) RMS BRM eset EERE : MR WE : 434 - 8227 Brian Cooper & jack Tsai HILLSIDE BAPTIST CHURCH $70 Lynn Valley Road, North Van 10:00 am Sunday School 11:00 am Church Service Nursery & Children’s Programs to age 12 Youth Pastor: Ken Best Pastors John Hardy, John Cuddeford 985-1 122 MT. SEYMOUR v4) UNITED CHURCH SUNDAY WORSHIP 10 AM i Schoo! 3 years & up, Nursery Rev. Jim Allan 929-1338 North Shore Seventh Day Adventist Church Vth & St. Georges Avenue (meeting at St. Andrews United Church) vices Saturday (Sabbath ) School 9:30 am Fainily Worship 11:15 am Vrayer Meeting Wednesdays 7:30 pm Come share with us Kingsley O Palmer, pastor 664-8997