ise up your BIG ONE too ‘soon; Unfortunately, ~you -own: declaration - - . even: “babies - .provided that ‘the : stuff i is for their own use. Kids over 16 may import cigarettes, “ete. Kids. over legal age for your: Province may: import liquor. : “ Certain ‘objects ‘stich _as “antiques and; original. art . works are allowed duty-free. a - DRUGS . AREN'T ‘FUNNY! If you. . should happen to be caught in | possession of anything that ' may aggravate the officials, OOPS! But. better here than somewhere else. There are ' lots of Canadians living Q)in . hideous conditions in foreign jails for being caught with as , little as one funny cigarette. In most places abroad, | you are guilty until proved - years! Just ask a few | Canadian kids who are still _ couple of years in Morocco - _or Iran -. or Tunisia’-. OF Mexico. . I will quote from. the government. .. “publication - “bon Voyage, but.. --in Singapore, for ‘example, possession of , even ‘small amounts. carries the death penalty.” advertised on Vancouver CREATIVE SHOWCASE. Ive heard in a long. while - ‘¢annot . combine - your's exemptions ($150 plus $50). . a ; Anyone: can ‘have. their: the fa ‘IN ANY. SORT OF, innocent. That may take. _- in jail, awaiting trial, after a — wg 1st— 10th/’79 This is a SHOWCASE featuring Canadian . and Ethnic Artists and Craftsman. Selling and display are accepted. This 18st Annual "SHOWCASE" will be as well as, focal newspapers: The Van- couver media will be invited to cover this ae eet 2 te A acm a mi Me reciente a ce mn em LAM HEIN ORI OE Re AES PO line oo Pa _ . worst ‘horror Story concerns a Canadian gin who hitch-hiked a ride... in didn’t know, but that didn’t do. her mich good. One. of the most important — rules for kids hitch-hiking is: NEVER CROSS:A BORDER | VEHICLE IN WHICH YOU" HAVE HITCHED. GET. out AND WALK! The: next “horror story” I have to relate concerns a Canadian | Spinster of un- determined age. She, ‘to, is still in jail in a Middle- Eastern country. Her crime? A combination of gullibility and love - or what she hoped waslove. -_ “Her “lover” picked her up in a modest: restaurant. He: oe. but your reputation as well. ~ Katherine Hepburn. What the girls back home! | As she, and her lover,. were packing to: leave the was a middle-aged gen- -resort he tightened - the . tleman with a nice manner and clean hands. He told her. lie=was a clerk ina govern- ‘ ment office, widowed with . grown children. . 3 oF “He choughé? ‘she was charming. | She liked him a ' whole lot. “One thing’ tet. quite a lot. of ‘others, and they agreed to - spend a weekend together in © a small resort close by. She remembered inovies she had | seen. such ‘as “Summertime” - and pictured | herself as clasps .on_ her-. ‘suitcase, ‘unfortunately breaking one. Apologetic, he: insisted ‘on . replacing the suitcase. with : . one.that he bought: for her at. "the locat market. : _ - . na he‘ insisted, saying “Allow: ame to do this for you to show you my love!” ‘wow! ye They’ waved goodbye at $ . the airport. (Tears and heavy - breathing accompanied their. « ‘promises to meet again soon _ and write books of letters). There are 88,636 cars | on the North Shore. How many work on - cars did you or sell - fast month? If your car ad is on this page, every car owner on the North Shore could seeit. — Call displa 980-0511 MARCH Working artist io Stations, | OW TO ENTER: Feat Hispber, Marketing Oirector, WESTLYNN MALL Ph. 926-8661 * Entries must assure an attractive display. * The CREATIVE SHOWCASE is a then (10) day event -- you may choose the days you wish to participate y advertising a and craftsman preferred. eee ee nage nasil eee Lae Bee oy ieee eae gt rant le cane tA I ats EVERYONE WHO TRAVELS br 4 and sneak them into the country, .The bad news came e when an experience. to- relate tO. _the officials at the | airport searched: her new suitcase. The lovely exterior was - hacked apart ‘rev ; sheets of illicit drags packed in the lining. Our hero wasn't ; available for comment. - Basy,. “isn't it? ‘Canadian 7 girls and women are marked sone? Tt was ry much better weet than the: one he: broke, but |: 1020 GRANVILLE 684-4137 you stand s good chance IE A RR ISAT! 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