federal wildlite officials believe that the voracious and largely indestructible Asian swamp cel has somehow made its way toe within a mile of Florida’s Everglades National Park and poses an imminent threat te its balance of nature, according toa September Wall Street Journal report. The three-foor-long eel apparently eats anything in its path, has no known. enemies, survives. in salt- and fresh water and on land, can change genders in order to facilitate year-round _~ breeding, lays 1,000 eggs ata time, and is so durable that one _ lived in a wer towel for seven months with nv food or water. 332 -Anne and Lucy Abolins filed a S4-nillion fawsuit in May against the owners of the house they formerly rented in Edmonton, Alberta, |: from | Which their 114 cats were con- fiscated by health inspectors, -}who’ ruled in june 1999 thar “the feces-laden dwelling was uninhabitable. Contrary to ‘neighbours’ claims that the Abolinses. had lowered their neighbourhood’s value, the sisters now say that their own lives were ruined by the health inspectors and that notoriety has made it impossible tt them to find new living qua ters. (In August 2000, a judge fined the -sisters for housing code. violations; and Lucy Abolins then called the SPCA “the Anti hrist” for taking her cats away.) » : ‘In®: September, a jury. in Tacoma, Wash., ordered the state Department: of Corrections to pay $22 million - ‘tothe family ofa woman killed cted . felon (domestic assault) on proba- tion ran a red light and bit the woman’s car, concluding that the department somehow ought to have supervised: the man better, The governor's office said it would appeal the verdict, questioning the state's ability to monitor the driving behavior of its 53,000 proba. tioners, 2+ hours a day. a2329 Not My Fault: According to an Associated Press report in August, quoting lawyers close to the cave, the Cathotic Diocese of Nashville, planned to “comparative fault” lawsuits filed by boys who claimed to have been sexually molested by former priest Edward McKeown, Such os defense would allow — the church to reduce its damages by showing that other people had know ledge of McKeown’s continued abuse and did not warn authorities of it. 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