Long hot nighis with a leprechaun

DEAR Mr. Fizz: She grew
tired of aimless decadence
and moved on to something a
bit more lucrative.

Fizz: An obsession with a
collzen can sometimes cause a
temporary shock to your belief’
system. Taddie, latch on to a
Leprechaun: 2 oz. Irish
whiskey and tonic water.

Fill an old-fashioned glass with ice. Add
whiskey, fill up with tonic water and stir.
Dear Mr. Fizz: Send me 65 mere
microwaved burritos. Bill it to my step
mom.

Fizz: Only if you promise me that you'll
switch to a cruelty-free toothpaste with plen-
ty of free calcium and baking soda, OK?
Smile nicely, it’s a Lone Tree: 1% oz. gin and
¥% oz. Iealian Vermouth. Shake it well with
cracked ice and strain into a cocktail glass.

Dear Mr. Fizz: Pve built an entire rela-
tionship on love and sex and no protection
ata

Chef's

4374 Gallant Ave, NY 929-3912
Coveside Restaurant

4355 Gallant Ave.. NV 929-4877
Dundarave Cafe.

2427 Marine Or..WY 926-8838
Eighties Restaurant

110 W. 4th Sc, NY 987-3654

The Gathering Place

3010 Tsleit-waututh Rd., NY 929-9421
- The Great Canadian Bag-:
1746 Marine Dr, WY 913-0257 & 1305
Plaza) 985-5076
The Green House Restaurant

Marine Dr. NY

Fizz: For some reason you
make me feel like dancing, and
a Long Hor Night: 2 oz.
bourbon, 3 oz. pincapple juice
and 3 oz. cranberry juice. Mix
ingredients into a highball glass
filled with ice and stir it up.
Dear Mr. Fizz: The talking
pig doesn’t seem to under-
stand.

Fizz: | may be guessing, but [think your
brain waves crashed a lite short of the beach.
Hello? LoudSpeaker: 1 oz. brandy, 1 oz.
gin, } tsp. Curacao, 2 tsp. lemon juice.

Stir well with ice and strain into a cocktail
glass.

Dear Mr, Fizz: I'm used up. I was there
for anyone who cared for me. No one did.

Fizz: Thrust close your smile, thar we
know you, terrible jov. Levitate, with Madras
at fingertips: 14 oz. vodka, 4 02. cranberry
juice, 1 oz, orange juice.

Pour ingredients into highball glass over
ice and garnish with a lime wedge.

Jake & Elwood’s Sports Bar

Lynawood inn

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135 Pemberton $7. NV 984-3558

4080 Park Royal South, WY 922-8399

3684 E, Hastings, Vancouver MEIN

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1653 Columbia St, WY 988-0038

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222 Pembeston Ave., NY 990-1142 Queens Cross Neighborhood Pub
2989 Lonsdale Ave. NY 980-7715
Raven incighborhood Pub

$O52 Deep Cove Rd, NY 929-3834
Rusty Gull Neighborhood Pub
175-E. ist St, NV 988-5585

Sailor Hagar’s Brew Pub

86 Semisch, WY 984-3087

Seven Seas Portside Reom
foot of Lonsdale, NY 987.3344

Seuare Rigger

# 150-1425 Marine Dr, WY 926-3811

.. NY 984.3534
Knight & Day Restaurant
Westview Centre, WF 983-3083
Marine Grilll Marina

Milestone’s

Red Robin

400-£01 Karine Dr., NY 662-3283
Swiss Chalet Chicken & Ribs
600-801 Marine Or, NY 986-1858
Tomzhawk Barbecue

1550 Philip Ave. NY 988-2612

Troll's Horseshoe Bay

$408 Bay St, WY 921-2755

White Spot Restaurant Led
Park & Titford Centre, HY 988-4199
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2 Ave, HY 987.

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6418 bay St, Horseshoe Say, WY 921-8848

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Beach House at Dandanve Pier

News photo Paul McGrath

Angel-babes ahoy!

TAP-DANCING chorus girls and shipboard romance are just part of the fun of
North Share Light Opera’s production of Cole Porter's Broadway hit Anything
Goes, running at Centennial Theatre March 13-28. Tickets: 984-4484.

2070 Marine Or, NY 980-2611
Troil’s Restaurasit,

6408 Bay Se, WY 921-7155 :

Ya Ya's Oyster Bar
S410 Bay St, WV 921-8848

Krua Thai Restaurant

1445 Lonsdale Ave. NY 990-9349
Thai House

180 W.Esplanade, NY 987-9911

Thai Palace

##3-157 Chadwick Court, WY 987-2009

- VEGETARIAN -
Groen Spot Vegetarian Restaurant
2220 Marine Dv, WY 925-2218

* VIETNAMESE +
Vina Vietnamese Cuisine
2503 Marine Dr, WY 926-6901

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Taxe our Foops &
Home De.ivery

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Ke CMCKEN cumny Ogi
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900 W. 16th, North Van.

Enter the Gecko
ANYONE who has VIDEO.GAM § *

played the original Gex
is familiar with the
quick wit of our hero. sporting a sailor's cap. Hts

a sailor’s cap. Its not
Gex enter the Gecko all flies and spiders fer our
continues this tradition hero however, for as in many
as the quips and one-lin- _ platform games that try to do
ers continue to flow. 3-D there are problems with

Even better, Dana Gould
returns as wei! to continue the
hilarity as the voice of Gex.
Enter the Gecko spoofs almost
every popular TV show, movic
or theme. Even the name of
the game itself'is a play on the
Bruce Lee movie Enter che
Dragon.

The irreverent attitude of
the game is evident on such
posters in the game environ-
ment as “earn extra fae won
do” Taiwan dough get it.

Of course this poster was
found on the karate level. The
producers spent a lot of time
making this game funny and
they succeeded.

* ifthe Rirate level Gex is
wearing a red and black karate

the camera angles and Gex:
ETG likewise has its share of
camera troubles,

None of the chece available
views seemed to be completely
satisfactory, which offen made
jumping more difficult that it.
needed to be.

Even with the analog con-
troller the feel is very loose and
makes precise movements very
challenging. This being said, I
stil feel that it isa good game.
It looks good and plays better.
Definitely a good addition to
cither the rental or purchase
list.

— Sean Millington is isa seven -
year veteran running back for
the B.C. Lions. The Ne th Van.
resident is alse the owher

North Vancouver's Gen2000

150 25th Sc, W¥ 922-1414 Ph: 985-8860 Fax: 986-5546
Boathouse Restaurant

6695 Nebson Ave. WY 971-8188

C-Lovers Fish & Chips

1660 Pemberton Ave, NY 960-9993

Hilda’s Fish & Chips

$425 Marine Or. WY 926-8664)
Salmon House on the Hill

2229 Folkestone Way, WY 926-3212

Sea Mates Seafood Restaurant
998 Harine Dr, NY 980-1213

Seven Seas Seafood Restaurant
foot of Lonsdale Ave., NV 987-3344

The Sundowner

34 Sunset Beach, WV 921-816!

Surfside Seafood

videagames & rentals store.

Park Royal Souk, WI 922-4520 suit, in the Gilligex level he is

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Avalon Hotel

(02S Marine Dr. NY 985-4181 -
Bar 98

Grouse Mountain, HY 984-0661
Black Bear Pub

1177 Lyon Valley Rd NY 990-8880

Black Tusk Pub

1200 Park Royal South, WY 922-5311
Coach House

100 Likocet, NY 985-3111

Jack Lonsdale’s Pub

1433 Lonsdale Ave. NY 986-7333

‘ 121° 12th Se, NY 984-9595
ack Tusk Restaurant
1209 Park Royal S. WV. 922-5311

Bridge House Restaurant
-/ 3650 Capilano Rd., MY 987.3388
Cactus Clud Cafe

598 Pemberton Ave., WY 945116

ntiodueing cut, new
‘PRIX FIXE’

FOUR COURSES FOR ONE PRICE

Now $34-$41 PER PERSON

496 Karine Dr. WY 925-3374
Cheers Restaurant
| } SAMPLE MENU

Roma Tomato Bisque, Goats Cheese Flan
Maple Smoked Salmon, Roasted Vegetable Relish
Grilled Duck, Lemon Grass Risotto, Ginger Oil

Fresh Fruit Stach, Toffee Sauce

THAI TANIC CHICKEN
@ Flame grilled chicken stop jasmine rice with red ginger slaw and
diced English cucumber topped with our spicy Wrap Zone Feanut
Sauce in a spinach tortilla.

THE MEXICALI

Flame grilled chicken, zesty Spanish tice, black beans, jack
cheese, classic salsa fresca, topped with non-fat sour cream
wrapped in a flour tortilla,

Kipz’ Wrapz ” Chicken & Cheese, Bean & Cheese.

Come and try one of our Smoothies made with sorbet, fruits and fruit juices.

1829 Lonsdale 984-1838

off per person
per "PRIX FIXE" menu
until March 31.

Intreducing new menu items every
2 weeks.
A la carte menu also available

Open Tuesdays to Sundays
Call 926-1006 for reservations

La Toque Blanche Restaurant
4368 Marine Dr. West Vancouver