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Dy SNAFU® by Sunday, December 13, 1992 - North Shore News - 43 HOROSCOPES Look before you leap IN ITS so-called ‘‘lower’’ aspect, Mars signifies what re- mains of the animal in us — our baser emotional drives and instinctive aggression. In its ‘‘higher’’ aspect, it is the element that functions to create new forms of ‘creative seif-expression. ‘ This is often accomplished through the destruction of what is no longer useful to our life. fn the physical body, Mars rules the blood (especially the red cor- puscles), the male sexual organs, the nose and muscular tissue. He is the governor of Aries (the new and the singular) and co-rules Scorpio (the resurrected and regenerated). Mars retrogrades for 2% months every 2% years. The cur- rent cycle began Nov. 28. Mars will not turn ‘Direct’? un- til mid-February. Generally, tempers flare up over slight incidents that would other- wise go unnoticed. Other people take offence easily and for some- times undetectable reasons. Lover’s quarrels and family arguments seem to become the norm. Everyone seems over-ag- gressive, careless, hasty in actions and decisions. Accidents may occur more often due to negligence and hot tempers. Work is often done so hastily that it has to be done twice. The energy of Mars retrograde seems harder to keep urder con- trol than when the planet (fccal point of consciousness within us) is in forward motion. There will be more fires during this period. Fights will erupt over # seemingly minor differences, Be more deliberate in your thoughts and actions during this “me first’? time and keep out of harm’s way as much as possible. Before leaving the house, check to make sure stove burners, irons, and other appliances have been — turned off. Never leave a candle burning unattended. . Look carefully before walking across streets, no matter what the lights say; use caution in entering intersections when driving, even if ’ you have the right-of-way. Nothing to be alarmed about, of course. Mars is the polar opposite of Venus which is, mythologically, the Goddess of love and beauty within us all. So come from love (rather than fear) and whatever transpires, all will be well. A sirong, well-respected Mars (in your chart) gives courage and stamina so that life pressures may be successfully endured and per- sonal goals achieved. Dec. 13-19, 1$92 "T° ARIES (tarch 21-Apri! 20) You need your spirits lifted, Sun- day, Aries. Take a step forward, Monday. Get a move on, shopping-wise, Tuesday. Mid-week, you will need your charm power. Friday, you consider a holiday get-together. Much to be done, Saturday. 3 TAURUS (April 21-May 21) See friends, Sunday. Monday, your words impact others quite powerfully. An embarrassing situation, Tuesday. You feel spirited, Wednesday. Celebrate, Thursday. Friday, a tinge of jealousy. Saturday, peo- ple, people everywhere! TT GEMINI (may 22-June 21) You may meet new People, Sun- day, Gemini. Monday, its job versus playtime with friends. Issue no ultimatums, Tuesday. Check your list twice, mid-week. Another party possibility, Friday. Saturday, you realize that time is of the essence. & CANCER (une 22-July 23) Sunday, Cancer, is fast moving. Monday, slow down. Balance is the key, Tuesday. You go overboard, Wednesday. - short, yn. HEAVENS ABOVE Finish something, Thursday. A few drinks will do, Friday. Straighten out holiday disagreement, Saturday. . g LEO Gly 24-Aug. 23) . 4 Energy boosted, Sunday. Ac- cident-prone, Monday. Focus on what you're doing. Practice non-interference, Tuesday. Integrity challenged, mid-week. Emotional, Friday. Saturday, good for par- tying. Try VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23) Your efficiency most impressive, Sunday. Good news, Monday. Temper Tuesday. Listen more. Mid-week brings boring, irritating details. Try on a bolder attitude, Friday. Party, if you can, Saturday evening. te LIBRA (Sept. 24-0c1. 23) Sunday, Libra, simplify your life. Early week, your suggestions are insightful. Your holiday spirit Qourishes, mid-week. You're in high gear, Thursday. Just flow, Friday. Saturday could be party time. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) Take care of your health, Scorpio. Monday, get some rest. Watch your budget,’ Tuesday. Wednesday is more fun. An unexpected invitation, Thursday. Watch your tongue, Friday. V/hat a difference a. day makes! Saturday, troubles disappear. « SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) Keep preparations simple, Sunday. ; Early week, your lover bothers you. Admit it. Wednesday, more fun. Your mood is more serious, Thursday. Holiday schedule moves into high gear, Friday. Saturday, perfect for family entertaining. a : CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 20) Call a friend, Sunday. You'll be giad you did. Early week, lighten up. Love yourself for who you are. Your mind, Wednesday, far away. Thursday, a few chores (courtesy of family members). A co-worker, Friday, rides your nerves. A fancy party, Saturday evening. Going? Up oO you. An ° AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) vw Early week, Aquarius, a challenge to your authority. You may tell someone off, Say the word, Wednesday, and a mis- understanding clears up. Be spontancous, Thursday. If drinking, Friday be moderate. Saturday, opportunity time. Many Possibilities. . DE pisces Feb. 20-March 20) Sunday, Pisces, you feady your’ home for the holidays. Eariy week, you de- fend someone you don’t even like. Mid- week, 4 surprise in the mail. Drink moder- ately, Thursday. Another party possibility, Friday. Saturday, shop now. Next week may run away with you. Robert Aiken is an interna- tionally known astrologez/ metaphysictan, therapeutic counsellor and workshop leader of 30 years’ experience. He offers in-depth, substantive astrological readings as well as empowering therapeutic counselling sessions. Contact Carole: 929-4049. #