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Road Fever (Random House; 278 pp.) is Cahill’s action-packed, humor-pocked, thrill-filled account of that odyssey. This pair of six-foot, wheelrut- running Rambos bashed their way through mud, jungles and deserts; they dueled with suicidal bus and truck drivers as they slithered along rain-slick mountain high- ways. And, when driving skills weren't enough to surmount obstacles in what Cahill calls “the most document-intensive set of cultures on the face of the earth,” they lied, cheated and bribed their way time to book! toll-free_ 1-800-663-1515. B.C. Residents! Book your room now at the Pan Pacific! $ 00* Ja. From five Sa ry aon per night, any night. it only happens once a year: the very special B.C. Residents’ Rate at the Pan Pacific Hotel Vancouver ~ our way of saying “thank you" for your patronage. At this very special rate, there's no better time to enjoy Van- couver's great waterfront experience. 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Thanks to Cahill’s irreverent, Gonzo-style narrative, Road Fever is a travel adventure tale no one should miss. While Cahill and Sowerby chose “a south-to-north, four-wheel ap- proach for their voyage, John McPhee travelled north-to-south aboard the freighter Stella Lykes. if that sounds like a fairly seden- tary (and safe) way to go, just ask McPhee about the gun-totin’ Panamanian pirates. This was not the Love Boat. McPhee is a journalist’s journal- ist. With over 25 years as a New Yorker staff writer and 21 books published, McPhee is about as close to being a writing legend as anyone alive. Route Awakenings McPhee’s success can be at- tributed in great part to two aspects of his writing style: first, he lets his subjects tell the story, as though the author was largely ab- sent from the events described; second, his prose is understated and almost documentary but in- credibly informative. The story he recounts in Lookin; For A Ship (Macfarlane, Walter & Ross; 242 pp.) is an elegantly sim- ply one about the sea voyage he took in 1988 on the Stella Lykes, one of a dwindling number of freighters still crewed by the American Merchant Marine. McPhee spent six weeks aboard the Stella Lykes, a non-crew member who entered the isolated and uncertain world of these men of the merchant marine as the port-hopped their way down the American coast, through Panama then down to South America. They skirted violent storms capable of breaking a ship's back and taking al! who sailed on her without a trace. They were attack- ed and boarded by armed pirates. And they shared the loneliness and occasional terror which have been the lot of mariners since sea- faring began. (In another of those strange- but-true coincidences of life, the Stella Lykes was the same vessel that transported Cahill, Sowerby and their battered truck past the undrivable ‘’Darien Gap”’ just a few months earlier, a case of <9 Mes. Pat ‘lites, Resident and Jeanme Barrett. Adendunt very day | watched them build COURTYARD GARDENS from the apartment where I lived atone. One day after talking with mry kids, Ljust decided “Why not! —and moved right in. Making new friends has been so easy. The staff are great and they really get ta know you—but Jeannie still can’t believe that once put up 7 miles of barbed arire fence on horseback on our ranch up in Chav! Really! 9¥ adventurers nearly passing in the night.) Looking For A Ship succeeds in capturing the essence of ship life, slicing through the landbound romanticism and conjecture of what it means to be a sailor far from home for months at a stretch. \t also furnishes readers with a chronicle of what may very well be the final days of a once-thriving American merchant marine, a venerable but vulnerable institu- tion poised on the brink of extinc- tion. John McPhee’s Looking For A Ship is not cnly a tine piece of journalistic enterprise but may also be a most eloquent arid highly evocative eulogy. Keep those GST poems coming! GOT AN anti-GST poem and think it’s good enough to win some great book prizes? All you have to do to enter is send it, postmarked no later than April 1, to: Mike Steele/BOOKS WEST Suite 304-145 E. 4th St. North Vancouver, B.C. V7L1H7 New Westminster holds the record so far ior both the youngest and oldest entrants: 10-year-old Tiffany jasmin and 79-year-old William Molloy. 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