HAVE YOU ever wondered how dippy things are
suddenly visited upon us by our rulers? How, for
instance, did we get bilingualism, metric, and a
dozen other things we never asked for?

They pass laws, of course.
But in’ addition they set up
commissions that travel the
country “taking the pulse of
the people’: And presto!
Before you know where you
are the social engineers, have
scored another victory. And it
was all very democratic: You

hada chance to make your.

‘views known, didn’t you? Too

-bad if you ‘were too lazy or too «
‘busy to appear. Too bad; too,”

‘if you simply didn’t know that

the pulse-takers: had» passed

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most citizens away, which is
part of the plan, no doubt.
Anyway, there it was, and
now I’ve obtained a transcript
of the proceedings. —

. The names of the groups at-
tending this dreadfully dippy
but nevertheless dangerous af-
fair tell the story:

~ They included Lesbian and
Feminist Mothers; the Gay
Rights Union; the Solidarity
Coalition; the Conimittee for
Racial Justice (Aziz Khaki late
Of, Ugarida presiding); the Na-

Woh-Peng, ° Equal Oppor}

tunities Coordinator, City of

Vancouver; . Gayblevision;

-which I take to be television

‘for*homos, anda few other

. outfits, : all. of which think

they're hard’ done by.

d his ilk are having in this
country. You know — racial

discrimination and all that.
But’ if the .transcript was
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-Co. centred on the rotten time

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employment in the RCMP,
armed services, etc. ‘‘So pro-
gress is being made,” he said.
He pointed out, too, that the
@anadian Human Rights
Commission was desirous of
the same end. Whereupon
Sheila Finestone, another MP,
jumped in io say, regretfully,
that progress was being made
only slowly.

There was a lot of talk from

2ansy quotas for

the lesbians about how they
are no different from anyone
else, really, and about how
they should be allowed to
marry one another —
something that the pansies
also regard as 2 consumma-
tion devoutly to be desired. It
is unfair of the court system,
they said, not to permit such
marriages. Such discrimina-
tion, they claimed, was

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nothing less than dreadful,
and they referred to
themselves as ‘‘minorities’’.
. If they are a minority, ! am
a: Hottentot. They are a
minority only in the sense that
epileptics and sufferers from
God’s Botch are minorities.
For the record, I have
nothing against these people
provided they don’t insist
that whatever turns their

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crank is right. ;

You can take it from me
that once they get the legisla-
tion they want, the next step
will be affirmative action. In
short, there will be quotas for
queers in the armed services,
RCMP, and the civil service,

Why was Mary Collins. on:
this committee?.Can you im- -
agine Ron Huntington having. :
agreed to sit on it? -..

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