20- Friday, August 18, 1995 ~ North Shore News

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THE LEGGY chicks on stage go “oooh. ooah,
Tom goes “aaah, ha, ha, ya! His 55-
year-old heart has love enough for dwo. Just help
yourself... ,

| By Michael Becker

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Celebrity Reporter

He promised Songs from the 1960s, songs fram his
new album and songs he just loves to sing.

The sex machine delivered to the packed house: at
Queen E. Theatre Aug. 4. No opening act. Straight to
the business at hand: mass:stimulation. The Welsh satyr
has the gestures down pal. “Down to the night club, we
go bumpty bumiptly burp.” Show the lining of your suit
Tom! Yarthat’s nice. We're afloat in a surging sea of
‘estrogens, |:

He removes the jacket. Territic! Ni pot belly. Solid
erectile substance. ‘the squcaling begins, We are in awe,

He shakes his money-maker, "The voice booms, a won:
trous and powerful forge of nature. :
Here come the love offerings too. Bras and: undies
liter the stage, “Whea Lwas'a teenager, | couldn't get:

anyone to take anything off! quips Tom. Watch out.
Don't trip over that double ‘D, Tom, We stil want:
Delilah, “I felt the knife in my hands and she faughed
no mare.” Move on over OJ. Fabulous drama,

Bay does he sweat, He is the hardest working man in .
show busine worry Mr, James Dynamite Brown. Why,
‘Torn has finessed the very act of wiping the perspiration
from his famous brow, It's kind ofa dance move, inte ;
gral to the thrusting bump and grind, O3

After: 30-plus years he remains hugely popula
Babes in arm, grey hairs-and all manner of humanity
between ure in evidence at the big show, Tom's really
versatile, switching from trendy Wolfgang Press mater-
ial to tear-jerking Green Grass of Home atthe pivot ofa
hip. He also knows that black clothes are never oul, ;

_ Dig this: Tom iS in, " :

= Showtimes s Effectiv

+ Aug 18" 24°95
AT REGULAR PRICES!

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swags nde oooh es

HE YUAN's Base:

ADULTS $4.00, CHILDREN & SENIORS $3.00

~BRISGES OF MADISON COUNTY
(Mature) at 6:45

- BRAVEREART
(4 yrs} at 9:15 pm

70M JONES wowed a packed hous

earlier this month a

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: By Ann ‘Hamilton :
Celebrity Aeporter..

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lungs: “What's New Pussy
Whoa, whoawolioa.””

‘Most: invigorating. Got carried

Cat,

away, Nearly’ fell ‘off my Nordic 2

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Between hats of his funky rendi-:
1. muttered words of
approval and’ “wondered “if,

would sound as good in person.

Seated comfortably in ‘the [8th
“row, I surveyed the audience, whic

surprisingly represented an impres

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at 55,"
_ Jones -— who has been wowing audi-
ences since: before 1 was born ~.

‘BATEMAN FOREVER

(Mature) at 7

09 & $:25pm

HELD. OVER FOR A 9TH WEEK!

* THE POSTMAN |
(Mature), at 7: 15 & 9:30 pm:

“SPECIAL PREMIER PRICES FOR

. The “Postman realy delivers.
" : Come. see; one. of this year’s
“post detightful . films, - sl

twee hight ‘at 7:45 & 9:30,

For. this presentation fect .
* THE POSTMAN $8.00. % 3) © promiere pricing is: in eect,

7; Those prices: are $8.00 for;

“/ adults; $4.00 for Seniors and“

Children, ;,fuesday.., all.,seats
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NO COVER CHARGE! :
“(only at Pemberton Station).
“come. Early - No Reserve Seating

Food. & Beverage Specials fo