ions of a creat Messages peppered with humour . Marcie Good News Reporter mgood@nsnews.com DON’T park here, clean up after your dog, and whatever you: do, keep your kids out of the flower beds. There are different ways of telling people what not to do, Cameron Stewart spends a lot of: time thinking abou the best way. He’s the parks sign maker’ for North Vancouver District. His signs have sparked a lot of alk among neighbourhood dog waikers, because they are what you don’t expect from wunicipal signs. They're funny. of his favourites .. stands :at enfrance to Harbourview and Mosquito.) Creek parks: Attention Dog Guardians \ ck up Vafter your. dogs: “personal Thank vou. \ Auention Dogs - G rire, bark, ‘Woof, , Good “1 like that one,” said Stewart, reflecting on his best - reative and ‘public relations xercises. “Because © I'm vallowed to, because it. works,-; : People: accept: ic and that’s ery satisfying not to be told, you can’t do that”. That sign inspired” lots of mail. The most recent was widely “forwarded ‘e-mail ith a picture oft the sign and the. message: “proof. thar ‘municipalities do have a sense cof humour.” It: eventually nded up.’ with Richard : Boulton,’ acting parks manag- - ry with the question, “Do uu have.a- Dr. Doolitde on. Perhaps he doesn’t talk to + -animats, like the literary vet, ut the fact that he eddresses hem seems. to be. appreciat- the © ae NEWS photo Julle Wverson . CAMERON Stewart adds a twist to the task of making municipal signs for North Vancouver District. Another sign in Mosquito, , Creek park came in response toa number of complaints "from people: who ‘live near a “wide pool in the creek, where’. dogs like to splash | around, “Residents: in nearby homes are greatly affected by. excessive barking: in this”. area,” reads one sign: Down at the dog’s level, “another has.a “b”. with a. ‘familiar: red circle and strike mark..“No barking,” it says, indicating: with arrows ithe . quiet zone... When : Stewart came. to North. Vancouver District ° from the: same job at West Vancouver, he decided to try a ‘his best to deal with a typical bone of contention among park users: dogs and what they leave behind. In Mosquite Creek park, he put up “Due to excessive dog” droppings, NO cart- wheeling.” After a deluge of com- plaints, it was quickly taken down. “Tax dollars, wrote one enraged park visitor, could be better. spent. on doggy. bags than on “frivolous signs.” , The Great Canadian really hurt,” said Stewart. But ito wasn’t he insists, in vain. “Cart-wheel- ing was an cvample of going too far. But veu have te pusi: the emelope, or else vou don’t know.” He has alse ventured bevond dogs, with a sign in the flower bed at Edgemont and Highland boulevards. “This bed is tor plats caly, Go jump on your own bed, and fet steeping dogs lic cfse- where.” But raavbe his best sign, the one that he will only wit you about over tea, is one he received himself. After high school, he spent some time working for a chainsaw’ company, But he kepi returning to his interest in drawing, taking courses like commercial art and. air- brushing, An offer fora great job as a mechanic came up, and he remembers sitting in his Valiant at the intersection of 26th Vancouver, wondering if he should take it or follow his heart. “That Through the rain-sptar- tered windshield, bers zen the movements of the wipers, he gazed at the licence plate of the Volkswagen van in front of him. three numbers he doesn’r remember, “It was like, ‘Yes!’ I was asking the question, and there . was the answer in front of me.” People: get signs, he reflects, but don’t always pay attention, : The ones he makes himself seem to be different. 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