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_ in an. apartmint, af
. smell roast beef an brown.

West. Van School District i is”
to get a French: ‘co-ordinator |
‘March © 1 to: implement : ‘the.
French - program «in ‘the.
~ elementary ‘schools. ‘dite to. :
_ begin i in Grade Ti in the fall.

District vice-principal John’
Williams reports . from. the
“board office - that... John ~~
Beaton, who is from. ‘Quebec: -
--and fluently bi-lingual, has
-,just been appointed : by the ©
school board to the position. ©
- Beaton is. Presently. teaching :

ee _ NORTH AMERICAN
Two grou aps of high school moe

students from Sentinel Satel-;
lite ‘and Hillside are. going =

back east to ‘Ottawa ‘and |
- Quebec on the ‘Onen- House

rw 2 ee

Canada program. -It’ll ‘only.
cost each student $10 as’this: . ~~
isa federal . ‘government
student exchange Program.

Ip G TICKETS this: week at Westlynn Mall for the B.C. Wildlif ervation lottery were members of the
L to r: Dave Young; Jack Mitchell, Geoff Sunderland, ‘Westlynn Mall manager William
t Perey Gamet. Prizes include Datsun: Cars and tracks [John Kendrick photo]

“but ‘of somewhat dubious - there. exists ‘the - establich-
. authenticity),” Diamond Billy ‘ment known as The Seeing
owned. ‘most of the. animal _ ‘Eye: And. there he trained
acts’ ‘in “the circuses of the dogs tt that would lead the
America.- He yearned - “for 7 blind.

- done belare. no man. coe ever ‘ “he” ‘paused. at “the

sta tion: a patio to stick his

Fae Th. Zia .
Tv uther n nite ane aiG cums :

over fer supper. This only -
proves that if you are twenny~
‘five an doin’ yur own cookin’. |;
you: can’ -:]

‘He “growled - “and - timed
away,, , without reply. ‘She was.
‘quite upset. ‘Her. husband .
‘provided the answer. He had
- passed . Jack Humphrey on |
the platform.

WwW Cond -
gravy ten miles away... : “He couldn’ t: answer. ‘You
L2 see,” my “dear,” “he _was

An you can bring along a
few shirts frum wich ..the.

buttons has.cum unsprung, |
becus Mom is understand-

’.
ing. Yan wrap last week: Ss

oY This: ; miracle. (Was. accomp- og
lished by ‘ant Stineraint cowboy
who” ‘had been ‘breaking’. :
horses in the ‘stockyards. of.
. Kansas, City. His name was —
_ Jack. ‘Humphrey... He was...
~ rough, ‘tough, ornery:...:and.

= woe

socks mside the shiris. Mom
Ss‘ soft in the head, a as well as Es

the hearti.
~ Enyways, The Kid hag a . PPE ae
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WRIT - - partial to:snuff. With the aid:

cou E! He asts wot its beginnings to a smoulder- Sra belly-band studded with -
take? an Sis: sidekick ing fire. in’ a Neanderthal. pails so the camel could not
take cave, millions of years ago, .

_ Jay: down.and say ‘‘To Hell.
Wen I. get. my “eyeballs ‘where the first. story-teller ~ ‘With It!"”, a thotadaten ‘old:
unglazed, I tell him the first held his listeners enthralled. stud was finally. persuaded to.
shr: hug be with a head- yoy don’t believe me? Walk | backward exactly —
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