8 - Friday, August lomer PROFESSIONAL female complainers make me sick. They are the bawds and scolds of yesteryear, and should get the whack over the backside that Richard Burton gave Elizabeth Taylor in The Taming of the Shrew. That’s mankind’s only hope for survival. 2, 1985 - North Shore News No need to tell you, of course, that the whining woman is now having a hey-dey. Human rights commissions, North Shore Women’s centres, Status of Women’s groups, and God knows what other bitchers litter the land. And they’re given our tax dollars so that they may bitch the louder. Right now they're yelling their daft heads off about not being allowed to be in- fantrymen, etc. Well, as I . may have hinted before, f can’t wait to see them wading ashore on some future D-Day where the Russians or some other philanthropists will blow them to Kingdom Come. They were in my mind, too, _when that PBS Documentary on the 40th anniversary of Iwo Jima was shown recent- get this straight yy Doug Collins ly. Blood and guts all over [RARER the place. Just the right spot for some of those dames to The vast majority of women are not members of the Whiners Club. If they were there would be nothing left for men to do but cut their throats. The whiners do some complaining. I am also sick of all the rape propaganda, and am coming back to the old theory that many so-called rape victims ask for it. are a comparatively small Which is not to say, of group who can’t believe their ‘course, that the genuine luck at being taken seriously, rapist should not be de- which encourages them to sexed, whine all the more. And __a costly From Page 3 So Wong made, what he calls, a dumb move. ‘‘] took one of their lawnmowers for my own protection,’? Wong said. But a North Vancouver RCMP member came to Wong's door and reclaimed the lawnmower. Cst. Paul Renaud verified the owners had said they lost Wong’s mower, and Renaud said he would act as 4 witness if necessary, Wong said. But Wong ny he can claim the loss on his homeowner's insurance, and in turn his insurance com- pany will go after the store. Store owner Violet Soren- son told the News, ‘‘We take no responsibility for loss, theft or damage. It says so right on the work order. We offered him a’ cash setile- ment of $100 that he could claim as the deductible on his homeowner’s insurance. But instead he took the law into his own hands. He’s for 2 @ uLES Dining in only Lawnmower lesson one Sirloin Steak & Fried Mushrooms With salad bar & stuffed potato Schnitzel Champignon Includes stuffed potato or rice salad bar Offer expires August 8th Lord, the harm they've done. Consider the Australians, for instance. In my memory, the Aussics were real men, just like the guy in A Town Like Alice. They were the heroes of Tobruk and the Dardenelles. Larwood, the great cricketer, threw a faster ball than any man on earth, and anyone who wanted a fight) with an Aussie could have one. Most didn’t. Now, by all accounts, there are more pansies in Sydney than in any other ci- ty on earth with the possible exception of San Francisco. There are those -- and I'm one of them -- who blame this transformation on whin- ing wortnen, starting with that witch Germaine Greer. There was a_ revealing story about the plight of the Australian man in a recent / issue of The Sunday Times. It would seem that it’s’ the Sheilas -- as they used to be known in braver days -- who are now wearing the slouch | hats. The men,.if they haven't become homos, are taking up jobs as male strippers and being assaulted by aggressive fems. If they assault back, they’re charged, while the fems laugh their heads off. Scenarios of that sort have become a national scandal. But there’s always a penalty to pay for role reversal. 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