SOMETIMES IT seems like a scene out of a science-fic- tion ntovie, a blend cf the neon gothic horror of ; Bladerunner and the Orwellian hopelessness of 1984, with a script by Ray Bradbury or Richard Matheson. There they are, all across Canada, clustered together in foyers and on the front steps of office buildings, in rain and snow, "blocking the entrances to revolv- -ing doors, their cyes avoiding con- . tact, chained by anti-littering laws to the vicinity ofan outside ashtray: poor pathetic junkie wretches, puffing on their smokes. ’ If one was, indeed, shooting a bleak sci-fi docu-dr.ama about a _ totalitariaw future world, one would have to go no further than the nearest workplace where the walls are adorned with the red- *, .: Circle-and-slash over a drawing of a cigarette, indicating that it is verboten to smoke. Big Brother has spoken, and in the best tradition of Newspeak, he has spoken as our friend. He is here to help us. ; ne ., But to really bring the nightmare into focus, one would take one’s cameras to the nearest hospital: : : In the upper floors, people are , dying of smoking-induced ; diseases, but they make no sounds. They.are zonked out, {| after all. ; a On the sidewalk below, patients cling to their “dancing partners’ (the wheeled racks carrying in-; travenous bags and catheters) with one hand, while cupping a ciga- =": rette in the other. ©. ; They are dressed in bathrobes and thin green gowns. Their faces are hallow from the ordeal of hav- ing been operated upon. « They have aged quickly in the last few days or weeks, all of . them. They shiver in the January wind. |. ’ . ne Passing cars splash slush ‘on | “ their slippers and wheelchairs. This can’t be helping their re- “covery — which, in any event, is only going to be temporary. By 75 - : years of age, at the most,'they’ll : = all be gone, killed by the weed. © | They are the dying. Outcasts. The smoking wounded. Spat out by the machine. Stained. The new untouchables. The ones on the‘ - losing side of the new sinoking zone apartheid. © J ; To say the very least they are ' ” treated like a subclass, second-, maybe even third-class citizens. , They might as wel! be forced to wear armbands, : -. Somehow, this doesn’t square with the fiotion of the kind of place | thought my country to be. ... Surely it hasn’t become a place that shoves the sick and the maimed out into the cold? That » makes one class of people less equal than others?’ ; . But it has indeed become that. ‘In the rash to become a do-good -- police state, compassion has been =< thrown out into the street, along . with the victims. a Canadian law has, in the pro- cess, become breathtakingly hypocritical. These pariah huddled against the winter gusts get their fix from a substance that can legally be bought across the street in the grocery store, like candy. Message: You can’t smoke, but you can. This is a crime. No it’s not, It’s OK to inhale, illegal to exhale, As for all those poor office workers hanging around the exits and entrances, in parking lots and on balconies, sulkily smoking, I see nothing wonderful about peo- ple being treated like dirt. How can anyone be proud of a country that makes a fortune through taxes from a supremely addictive killer drug, then turns around and treats the addicts themselves like lepers, while leav- ing the dealers free to amass for- tunes from human misery? In the meantime, other. fortunes are amassed from the sale of,» drugs that are deemed to be il- legal, although they are not much worse, in some cases Far less worse, than the killer nicotine itself. Virtually none of this other money gets into the hands of gov- ernment to help pay for anything. ° The inconsistencies and crazy- quilt contradictions of the law aside, it seems to me that the measure of the level of civilization a society has achieved is still, as Gandhi said, the way it treats its minorities. Sinokers have become a persecuted minority in Canada. The collective rights approach to law, which emphasizes the protec- tion of the group rather than than the individual, has triumphed. Each new anti-smoking measure that comes on streani is praised for being ‘ttough,"’ as though that - were a Virtue, Ah yes, the Mussolini approach. Fascism is always presenting itself as toughness. in Freudian terms, it masks an urge to dominate. I'm a guy who has been fighting nicotine addiction since | was 15 years old. I've stopped more times than | can count, one time lasting for nearly 10 years. I haven't had a cigarette for at least five months now, (Or is it four, actually?) 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