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SEEN ANY men in
white hoods lately?

Take cover. We are told
they are everywhere, One was
discovered recently in North
Vancouve

Reds under the bed now
being out of fashion, we're
getting heeds under the bed.

Actually, the guy in ques-
tion, Bryan Taylor, scems not
to have had a hood. But the
the media have plenty in their
morgues.

Hot weather brings on
the Silly Season, when no
news is big news.

That’s why the recent heat
wave produced the amazing
revelation that there was a
Grand Dragon of the KKK in
B.C. Well, that should send
cartoonist Krieger of The
Province into a state of bliss,
hoods being one of his most
popular sketches

When I got my Canada
125 Medal he did nic in one.
keep it on my office wall.

How many minor dragons
are there? Probably at least
three.

In the case of the Grand
Dragon there couldn’t have
been more excitement if the
Loch Ness Monster had been
seen waddling down
Granville Street.

_ He was worth the whole
of the front page of Krieger’s
paper, plus an inside page

cadlined “Klan chief sailed
through previncial licence
check.” *

” He must have been as
clever as all those Triad types
we keep hearing about.

The Province went for
‘quotes to its chief adviser in
such matters, Alan Dutton, a

overnment-financed mem-

er of the extreme Left and
one of the biggest grant-
snatchers in the count

Stern warnings we
issued about hoods a

Times change. Forty years
ago it would have been
Dutton the Red who was
under the bed
A Maple Ridge News

- sleuth'spent t months
flushing out our Dragon.

Which tells me dragons are
rare beasts.

Happy as a hound dog on

“the hunt, The Province
showed a 1930s(?) cross
burning in the U.S.

And I could hardly

. breathe when it gave details

‘about the vileness of the

: KKK program.

; The hoods are against
rtion, homosexuality,

“ criminal rights, immigration

abuse, ‘multiculturalism, and
New Age Paganism.

Is that all? What are they?
A bunch of closet liberals?

During the Mulroney
regime a national Tory con-
vention voted to get rid of
multiculturalism. Place must
have been full of dragons and

Klaverns.

Abortion? Battles against
abortion on mand are
going on right across B.C.
Kore hoods.

Criminal rights? Didn’t
the mayor of Vancouver go
to Ottawa to ask that crimi-
nals lose the protection they
get tinder the Charter? How

M come The Province didn’t

take a picture of his hood?
.:-. Homosexuality? Surrey
' school board, for one, docs-
n’t like the joys of homosexu-
ality being promoted in the

media stalk

EN other hand

re to be a big

Klavern in Surrey.

Immigration abuse? Don't
we have stories every day
about that? Are secret hoods
at work in the ranks of the
daihes?

Watch it, you guys, or

‘There couldn’t
have been more
excitement if the
Loch Ness
Monster had
been seen
waddling down
Granville Street’

Warren Kinsella will be
exposing you. According to
him, even old John
Diefenbsker was in cahoots
with the KKK.

Finally, it was claimed in
the the KKK pamphiet shown
on the front page that
“White Christian Values and
Heritage are under attack.”

So they were, last time I
looked.

Hasn’t Christmas in many
of our schools been turned
into The Winter Festival?

NJURED IN.

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s rare Grand Drag

Didn't Isracl Ludwig of
Winnipeg campaign years ago
ata national multicult confer-
ence tor all Christian holidays
to be repiaced by Multicult
Holidays?

Isn“t the Remembrance
Dav sno longer to be
seen in federal buildings?
Didn't columnist Ted Bytield
complain recently that
according to the Glabe &
Mail, Canadian law ean no

t based on Christian

c

Alas, only one Grand
Dragon operating in a cup-
board could be found. What
sort of “investigative journal-
isn)” is that? And now he’s
lost his job and been fright-
ened off. Otherwise he might
have held a one-man hood
parade down Lonsdale and
given us all a thrill.

Never mind. Others
probably in line to be T
Grandest Dragon in the
Land.

Even if they aren’t, let’s
pretend. The dailies and the
CBC have to be kept in busi-
ness. And Dutton needs
more government grants.

Must go now, Am being
fitted for a new hood. And
Grey Eyes says she has a nice
white sheet she doesn’t want.

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