532 - Wednesday, May 1, 1997 —- North Shore News COMICS BROON-HILDA THING AND TTERY ! 2 . ve te ce 5 ‘ a ON THE FASTHACK Vs wonner How ager Agr EUs ME AnD WenDY age / ITS A STEP-BY- r’ ADJUSTING Te P PROCESS. MARRIED LIFE! 7 1994 Tribune Mada Sennces, Inc "M GONNA SELL EVERY | [ NEXT TIME You ae PLAY THE | | BE THE DIAMONDS, FURS AN? IMPORTEP SILKS ? RicitT Now, TRIING To INGRATIATE HIMSELF WITH HER CAT! SEE ME ORI Oll AL NO GOO? LOTTERY TICKETS ! rates ote or ba tamnsen Sew corey Boned He's ©3987 arg Features Syaccate Inc Aor notin teserved Vancouver Opera fundraiser includes North Shore venues STUMPED FOR exciting enter- tainment? If you're ‘ooking for an experience which is out of the ordinary and supports the arts look no further than the Van- couvet Opera's fundraiser Night cf a thousand and one dinners. Featuring 24 weird and wonderful venues to nibble, feast and act out a variety of fantasies, this year’s many offerings include three North Shore venues. On May 10, you can attend the Picnic Olympics where in an ‘‘in- door park"’ complete with Astroturf, tents, patio tables and mega-barbecutes you can [est your mettle at the egg toss, potato sack races or three-legged races. Recommended wear is ‘tant proof vests,’’ say the organizers. There are 30 tickets available for $50 each. On May 11, in West Vancouver in a ‘‘Venetian cafe water setting’’ is ‘‘Death in Venice or | had that sinking feeling last time I saw her.*’ Billed as a murder mystery dinner party its hosts are Susan Drury and Dennis Perry, who plan to deck themselves out in Venice mardi-gras duds. Each guesi gets a role in the mystery and at $75 per ticket the 16 of them will be snapped up. Also on the agenda for May 11 is “Things that go bump in the night," a ghost story-telling even- ing at the Chateau Whistler Resort. While executive chef Ber- nard Casavant whips up the even- ing’s culinary pleasures, host gen- eral manager David Roberts and his “ghoulish zang’’ will seare you silly with goose-bump raising ghost stories. After the stories you retire (o a luxurious premier room of the chateau. Tickets are $150 each; 14 are available There are over 20 more interest- ing culinary adventures to choose from in tocations spanning Greater Vancouver. Ticket sales for this event close Thursday, May 9 at 12 noon. Phone 682- 2871 for reservations, Alt Fights Fuser DILLON, CLEAN OFE Your BED!-| s20 ITS TIME TO GoTo SLEEP’ MOTLEY’S CREW ME. MOTLEY, YOUR WIFE [5 CHARGING Yes YOU WITH WATCHING — D3, TOO MUCH SPORTS Your ON TV...D0 YOU KAVE — Linviog ANYTHING TO SAY 27 “ Hey, HOW WAS I TO KNOW THE JUDGE'D | nav S7RKE =BE A CUBS FAN 2/7 THO., You are invited to volunteer for the B.C. Festival of the Arts, May 22 - 26 in the District of North Vancouver. WE NEED: VOLUNTEER CO-ORDINATORS FOR VENUES Drama Workshops Vocal Workshops Film and Video Workshaps Brass & Woodwind Workshops Speech Arts Workshops Site Managers Piano Workshops String Workshops IMAGES & OBJECTS Carpenters & Head Carpenter “2 MY WIFE KICKED ME OUT BECAUSE MOCKED ANP RIDICULEP HER SISTER ANP PUBLICLY HUMILIATED HER! 6100) homme mene Syn sie by AB Rapes Reser ANIMAL CRAC fi “eg Bs . L HEARD : THAT TOADS CWE YOO Exhibit Attendants Docent Tour Guides Site Manager Electricians Strike Crew Experienced Art Handlers MISCELLANEOUS Drivers with Mini Vans Workshop Assistants -- Drama Workshops KEEP THE AiR FREE CF FIVING INSECTS / Clean-up Crew First Aid Attendants OM egg ieee teen ve Technical Assistants — Drama Showcase Teatfic Control D.O.N.A.T.E. -— very attractive nice-natured cream color cat with pale orange Siamese markings (in photo), phone Doris Orr 987-9015. Also waiting for a home: Yellow Lab, pure bred Shepherd, smai! Black lab; Spr- inger Spaniei; small black Husky; seven-month-old orange kitten, silver tabby, call 987-9015 or 988-5643. Security Signage © o-ordiaatar CENTENNIAL COMMUNITY SHOWCASE SITE VOLUNTEERS BILLETORS For more information please call 987-6980 C08 vent bane UNTO Aer we ye vane OUT L PETS LTD ueeds good homes for a three-year-old pure-bred Blue Heeler; cuddly Cock-A-Poo (adults oniy); fonde Samoyed ¢-0SS; nine-week-old Abyssinan kitten . Please call 988-746' for dogs, 9860-4007 for cats. AUNTee ) WEOMESDEY = EMIDAT