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"S no end to the trouble | Santa’s helper is often no casy task. Here are
Santa’s helpers will go through. | some of the job hazards as supplied by this

Daniel Leaman (left) and Joe | merry crew. : off all inventory

' Zucchlatti are two of Santa’s | 1. Young teenage boys who know darn well
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just couldn’t keep their hands off of. | 3. Overly excited or over-zealous kids. eos : °
| 4 Gates maak sl da ong e loveseats © dining room suits
. Crusty uniforms.

6, Itchy hats. , e bedrooms sets e more

7. People pushing and shoving.

8. Elves’ friends coming around the mall to
bug them.

9. Trying to make kids smile in spite of them-
selves.

10. Kids trying to put whoopie cushions on
Santa before sitting down.

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