Wednesday, May 1, 1991 - North Shore News - 9 Jeachers need a lesson in economics WAS AMUSED recently to see old Harvey Kirck’s raddled features peering at me from a B.C. Teachers’ Federation advertisement. He was pointing a finger, too, something like those 1914-18 “Your Country Needs You” pas- ters. The words put into this latter- day Lord Kitchener’s mouth were: “The future of our children de- pends on the quality of educa- tion.’ A startling pronouncement. Oh well. Retired TV announcers have to do something. The ad was typical of BCTF propaganda, for it contained mumbo-jumbo indicating that to restrict teachers’ salaries by means of Bill 82 would signal the Decline of the West. You would think that the BCTF is not really after money. It is a kind of Salvation Army. It loves the kids. Education is what it is concerned about. Or so it says. The increases the school boards have been granting to the already pamperted teachers add to the spoil. In North Van, they amount to 14.8% over two years. Hence Bill 82, which allows a rollback. Hence also the kid-loving teacher walkouts and ‘‘study sessions.” Let’s take a look at what teach- ers in North Van are getting. New teachers — the 2quivaient of apprentices in other trades — get $22,227 per year. Senior teachers with 12 years and a master’s degree get $53,303. Hardiy begging bow! stuff. Yet the whining would do credit to the poor of Calcutta. If there’s no rollback, and counting automatic increments, which are additional, by Jan.1, 1992 the apprentices will be get- 550,000 people work hard to protect Canada’s endangered species. CYCLES. Doug Collins ON THE OTHER HAND ting $50,856, and senior teachers $61,086. Even if there is a rotlback, they won’t be starving. Administrators’ money, already in the strato- sphere, will also increase. And this for a back-breaking school year of 195 days. Mention working days and teachers will tell you about their life and hard times; about how they sweat at university in the holidays to improve the lot of the students, It’s mostly bilge. But even when it is true let them not sob on the public shoulder about it. {t’s their own lot they are improving. Are our teachers badly off in comparison with those of other provinces? A study done by the B.C. School Trustees Association AFTER HOURS | Criminal Matters Only 926-2181 Poona nn ---$K---------5 20% OFF All bike accessories and cyclewear when purchasing one of our great mountain bikes. Valid until May 15, 1991 — North Vancouver Store Only | ARDAGH HUNTER TURNER Barristers & Solicitors | Personal Injury | ; FREE !INITIAL CONSULTATION 986-4566 #300-1401 LONSDALE NORTH VANCOUVER, B.C. shows that in 1989/90 Vancouver teachers were at the top of the heap. The minimum for those with B.A.s in education was $31,234 a year, the highest in the country, The maximum was $46,614, which was second highest. The provincial average for all teachers, including benefits, is $51,000. And the benefits include pensions of up to 70% of salaries. The teachers contribute to those, but you contribuie more. Then, too, the BCTF is always howling about class sizes, meaning the teaching of fewer kids. Fewer kids mean more teachers. More teachers mean more BCTF dues. And there is no evidence that smaller classes mean better results. There is evidence that they mean less work for teachers. The results produced by this fat-cat system are far from wonderful. We all know about students not being able to distinguish a noun from a verb. And a survey covering 15 jurisdic- tions that appeared recently in Atlantic Monthly magazine show- ed that B.C. Grade 12 students rank last in functions-caiculus, 14th in geometry, and 12th in ad- vanced algebra. The BCTF will probably bring Old Harv on again to complain it ain’t their fault. It’s the system’s. But they are the system. Many of them sit on neighboring school boards (a scandal! that makes Fan- tasy Gardens seem like small pie), and their moles and co- conspirators infiltrated the educa- ‘tion ministry long ago. That's why competition in the classroom is a bad word and why “negative assessments”’ are out of fashion. The Age of Aquarius FAX 986-9286 You can help toa. Fo¥ more informanon conioct aft Canadian Wildiite Federction abe owe, Ont (643) 725.219¢ IKES, HEAD FOR THE SKYLINE MONGOOSE. to roll back wages to repair the harm it did through its own weakness. Weakness is the mainstay of this mess. | asked Marg Jessup, chairman of the North Van School Board and a nice lady, just why North Van teachers had been granted increases of nearly 15%. Her reply was that other boards had done the same. Follow the leader. It doesn’t inatter where to. lives. Hippydom inhevits the earth. For that the Socreds have themselves to blame. They have been snowed by weirdos. And they were dumb enough to make strikes legal instead of telling teachers they could go pick ber- ries. So we come full circle. Scan- dalously, teachers walk off the job and hold the schools up to ran- som. Hypocritically, they claim it is allin the students’ interest. Confusedly, Victoria now wants . THE DESIRABLE TRADES ARE AT: Mercedes-Benz North Sone # See North Shore News Classified Automotive this issue. . 1375 MARINE DR, N.VAN, __ 984-9351 | FOR LEASE iis TRANSMITTER SITE — TOP OF ST. GEORGES AVENUE Sealed tenders will be received until 10:00 a.m., June 24, 1991. For further information, please contact Hazel Baxter, Land Depart- ment, District Hall, 355 West Queens Road, North Vancouver, Telephone: 987-7131. 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