Doug Collins @ vel this straight @ HAVE YOU ever seen such a bhithering, blathering, sane- timonious, hypocritical, pusilanimous performance of phoney piety as the one put on this week by Brian Baloney on the South Africa issue? | doubt it. Thank God for Migte Phare cher. She is worth 20° Baloneys and 40 doe Clarks, and if she didn’t Minch over the balklands She sure as hell wasa’t about to capitulate to mupwunips Jike our prime minister and jerks from Australia like Hawke and braser. Our man has to be the biggest fool ever to come down the Cana- dian prime ministerial pike. There he was, yakking away in London about how we fave to do something to ‘free’ 20° million human beings, just as if they were all about to be gassed, or something, instead of enjoying } the highest standard Gf living for blacks on the whole continent of Africa. The coward selects his targets with care, of course. Not a word about the 250 million human be- ings in the prison camp knows as the USSR. Moscow buys our wheat, man! Even if it didn’t, the Russians are big league. Same with China, the other great democracy. Baloney even goes there to kiss ass and provide economic aid. AL one point, he sounded as if the were going to lead the blacks and browns out of the so-called Commonwealth in order to dish Pthe Brits. ‘‘Tough-talking Mulroney," as he was described in the news, ‘‘said Thatcher would have no choice but to come faround to the Canadian position’, Great joke, that. So is the man. He stated, too, that Britain’s membership in the Com- monwealth ‘would have to be considered’. That's what E think Phe said, anyway. But the guy’s such a double-talker he could take the Boren Prize for Mumblistic Excellence. It’s a pity he didn’t inspire his f black buddies to throw the Brits out. The sooner the Com- monwealth goes down the drain of history the better. [f costs us money and is nothing but a forum for white fools and black robbers. Did 1 mention hypocrisy? White world-savers anxious to sell South Africa to dictators are full ol it. Our trade with South Atrica, for instance. amounts to ho more than S400 million a# year, so we don't have that much to lose by playing pure. (except, of course, your tight to buy the bort- the of Wine Of vour choice.) The black countries that depend on South Africa for such well- heing as they have, do not plan to cut ther links with that country, of course. “You first,’ Comrade Baloney, is their motto. Then there's socialist Manitoba, which wants sanctions, all right, but not where they might shut down a Flin lon mining company said to be controlled by South African interests. The Seandinavian countries deserve special mention, too. Sweden gives millions to the communist-dominated African National Congress. And the Danes are full of righteousness. Neither country has any race pro- blem itself, of course. Also ona par with them and us in the hypocrisy stakes are the Australians. Until a few years ago the Aussies had oasorigid ‘White Australia’ policy, and long before that managed to get rid of most of their aborigines. No race problems there, either, and ab- solutely no danger of the ‘tabos" taking over in Canberra. Holiness comes cheap. Shakespeare had it right: ‘Tis the times’ plague, when madmen lead the blind."’ * x * Here’s a flash from the South African Embassy: Countries in Evstern Europe have already approached some | British companies, offering clandestine traded links with South Africa if sanctions are im- posed...Sir Leslie Smith, Chair- man of the British Industry Com- mittee on South Africa, has assured Britain’s Foreign Affairs Select Committee that other coun | tries inthe Middle East, Near East and Far East would be equally willing to act as third parties to keep South Africa's trade open." Squamish race sails HIGH WINDS, flat seas and some of the best scenery in the world make the Squamish Open Annual Regatta (SOAR), Aug. 9 and 10, one of the best sailing races since the North Shore News’ annual race. Every year some 40 to 60 boats, serious competitors and leisurely cruisers alike, sail the windward- leeward course down Howe Sound, from) Squamish to Anvil) island and back. . Sponsored by Mountain FM Radio and Apex Marine Sobstad Sails, the seventh annual SOAR race, Aug. 9, offers two courses, the traditional 21.5-mile course to Anvil Island and the shorter 16- mile course to Defence Island, Competitors can enter a number of different classes depending on their vessel and their experience, “A unique feature of this regat- ta, which is of special interest to cruising sailors, is the separate race, starts, divisions and prizes for cruisers and novice racers, some of whom may race but once each year,’ says organizer Gerry Cotter. “This is an excellent opportunity for owners seeking a new dimen- By ROSS MEEK News Reporter sian in the sport, for sailing school graduates and others to charter a boat."" The most spectacular part of the race is the finish, said Cotter. Cl isa back to windward finish after a downwind spinnaker run) — the only one in the Lower Mainland. In addition to the two races Saturday, there is a windward race Sundas back to Brunswick Point and the Vancouver area, For competing skippers and crews the Squamish Yacht Club is planning a 300-persan steak barbecue and a dance for the weekend, Speetators can obtain a good view of the race from the Klahanie Campground Cliffs and several stops on the Squamish Highway. There is a $28 entry fee and reg- istrations are sill being accepted. Y bridhas, August &, 1986 - North Shore News &E tools lead to charges IWOO WEST NV ANCOUNER anen appeatod an worth Nanmcouser pre Sith tatl chutes ot possesstan and enter tools eet oto dite of break Paul Powis Maswell amd pros Byron Stuat, both 28, were pouty ctr! Wath passcodan Of teomse break ateer oan Nae od police serine of vloves, Hashhohes abd knives. 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