C6 -- Wednesday, February 4, 1981 - North Shore News An old proverb goes something like this: “When you're up to your ass in. alligators it . serves little purpose ‘to explain that your original:.intention was to drain the swamp.” Most of us have 20-20 hindsight. Our foresight may be a bit faulty but bigawd we -can pick out flaws like a cat picks out fleas. Un- “fortunately, all land on our stead we had two sn don fans..How can they do this to us? We got hit with a service charge on top of our meal price. Do you think we should have tipped as well? My husband did and we've argued the fact ever since. Our reservations were made in October but when we arrived the hotel had never heard of us. They arranged facilities down the road but it wasn't half as nice as the hotel we should have had. Here are a few solutions. You probably won't like them. If. -you rent through a in travel agent, you might get ad lucky and ‘get a few bucks ’ back for “inconvenience”. Otherwise, you coped with a cranky stove, a frosty fridge and a gringy apartment, just for experience. Bad luck. Airlines will put you up in a nice hotel and pay for your meals if you should be delayed for an excessive amount of time. If your flat in Barbados went unused, they won't pay anything towards the rental. SUNTANNING 5-768 Marine Dr. W.V. 926-6214 ATTENTION GRADS and GRADS PARENTS! There ere 2 major worries facing the young traveller to Europe this summer rising costs and travelling alone VIKING HOLIDAYS camping tours of Britain and Europe have the answer! Designed for the budget conscious 16 - 35's, tours vary in length between 5 & 65 Gay oh Prices start trom as low as $29.00 CAD per ay including all transportation from London, accom- modation , sightsecing and 3 meals daily. FOR COMPLETE INFORMATION AND BROCHURES PLEASE CALL 920-6616 Ground floor, Kapilano 100 Bidg. #106 - 100 Park Roya! West Vancouver Look at your ticket - it usually states that the flight will move when it can. They aren't liable for delays ex- cept for keeping you out of the cold until the thing gets good luck and some bad... Isn't that discouraging? By the time [ve struggled through a mound of paper, bought a lot:of stamps and spent hours fighting, it boils ~ .]f-you rent privately, you . “haven't got a hope in hell of “any compensation. Sorry. * checked out the price.of-the would. And I’ve had some off the ground. down to the realm of “ex- FANS HEALTHY pemence . Air conditioning? You got Again, tough luck. lucky when you found those As for those idiots wao left fans. It is a lot healthier to pome adequat use overhead fans than some medical “insurance erm of the coolerator-type air sorry. It is a terrible thing to conditioning systems. _ have half of your life savings Remember “Legionnaire’s wiped out because you got Disease It was. tracked sick in another. country. down to the air conditioning system growing ‘fungus. - Deliver me from air con- Aitioners without However, don't feel too there’s no way Tm: going - throw more money down the | spout. Your husband is dither too: — generous or too stupid. Take - - your choice. while you wait North Shore Darkroom 1527 Lonsdale 988-9813 1560 Marine Dr. public. will be‘ “no-show”. If the whole grap: arrives, there will be some that get shuffled around. I hope you made the best of a_ bad situation, had a nice holiday, room you had and.compared it to what you paid for. THEN YOU SCREAM _ LIKE A BANSHEE! I! $389 WAIKIKI Abr On! .WAIKLKI *489 8 Oays, 7 Nights, Ai & Hotet WAIKIKI 589 15 Days, 14 Nights, Air & Hotel - LAS VEGAS 199 6 Deya, # Niohite, Age Qyttotal + RENO *169 . 5 Daya..4 Nightd Al & Hoset, 1666 Robeson Street 5. 10507 K. Geo. Hwy. 8 689-7117 Reg. Travel Apeat No. 187-2 926-0421 fm |'LOS ANGELES TO VANCOUVER 4 Day Cruise aboard the MV Odessa Cruise Incledes: * Air fore to L.A. * Bus tour of L.A. area & Hollywood HAWANONSALE NOW TO APRIL 20, 1981, $299 AIRFARE $299 AIRFARE GOOD ONLY IF YOU COMBINE YOUR TRIP TO-HAWAII WITH TWO WEEKS. OR.MORE AT | EITHER THE KUHIO VILLAGE, CONTINENTAL SURF, CORAL REEF GARDEN WING OR: THE.WAIKIKI GATEWAY AT REGULAR RATES. FOR STAYS OF LESS THAN 14 NIGHTS $379 AIRFARE ‘WIL APPLY. ~ Hurry-this $299 Special Vancouver Honotl ‘airfare will not last long. Payment required within seven days of booking. | - Save up to $160 per person just on airfare ($320 per couple) Cail: 980-0321 1139 Lonsdale, N.Van. 10507 K. Geo. Hwy., Surrey . * U.S.S.R. reg. per person plus tax June 3rd to 6th inclusive $49500 from Features: * Live entertainment * No ripping policy * Only drinks to pay for TEELE'S TRAVEL Serving the North Shore since 1976 SUITE 110 - 260 W. ESPLANADE, N.V. ESPLANADE CENTRE 987-2214 WEST VAN OFFICE 926-6871