4- Sunday, August 14, 1994 - Nonh Snore News

Commonwea

Doug
Collins

ON THE OTHER HAND

A FEW months ago a
Jewish city councillor over
in Victoria got a newspaper
banned from the sacred
lobby of city hal! because it
was running the Collins col-
umn.

Robert Friedman's view was
that with so many people of differ-
ent cultures coming to Victoria for
the Commonwealth Games it
would be better if Doug was not in
the public prints available in the
lobby.

His logic was a little lacking.
Would the pure-minded visitors
from Bongo-Bongo be hurrying up
to the hall to read what Adolf
Collins has to say?

Come to think of it, his logic
was more than a little lacking
because in the great majority of
the Commonwealth's 51 countries,
freedom of speech and human
rights are as rare as cold beer in
the Sahara.

Try opening your mouth wide

in Ghana. Or Nigeria. Or
Malaysia. Or Pakistan. In most
such countries you would end up
in the clink or be fed to the croco-
diles faster than you could say
wealth, let alone Common-wealth.

Only in the U.N. could you
find a greater group of pirates,
killers, swindlers, scroungers and
hypocrites.

Instead of being down on their
knees giving thanks for the help
they get from the West, the
Commonwealth folk never cease
howling that we've done ‘em
wrong.

The organization is an abortion
that should never have been con-
ceived and as far as [ am con-
cemed they can take the Games
and stuff them. :

it wouldn't surprise me if half
of the athletes decided to stay here

s refugees. According to
Amnesty International, 54% of its
countries routinely practise tor-
ture, arbitrary imprisonment and
murder.

Even if Amnesty is only half
right, it’s still quite a total.

The games in Victoria will be
given a bit of glamor by the pres-
ence of the Queen, of course. But
she supports the Commonwealth

Trouble. And money wasted on

- foreign aid.

They get no thanks for throw-
ing their dough away, cither.
instead, they are denounced as
racist.

Typical of what 1 mean was a
statement by one calling himself
Prince Nallo, late of Sierra Leone
and now head of something called
the Vancouver Istand Public
Interest Research Group.

He too is against the Games but
for different reasons, if you can
describe them as that.

“The Commonwealth Games
celebrate a history full of geno-
cide,” he has been quoted as say-
ing. “Great Britain brutalized and
raped people... We give the Queen
such respect but her power comes
from genocide, blood and killing.”

Get your ass back to Sierra
Leone, Nallo. It needs you.

Why do we have the

Commonwealth? Because the
post-war Labor government in the
U.K. had the dumb idea that all
men were brothers and that
Uganda, Ghana, Sierra Leone.
etc., would turn out to be just like
Wimbledon on a sunny afternoon.

It was also thought that it
would be a force against commu-
nism.

Instead, much of it courted
communism. Or became “non-
aligned” so that it could screw
funds out of both sides, like India.

Some of them were so loyal to
the Crown that they became
republics. But that made no differ-
ence to dreamers who supported
the Grand [Husion.

It was because of the
Commonwealth that Britain
became a multicultural country
whether its citizens wanted that or
not.

As with them, so with us.

Ith leaves Collins cold

Canada did its politically cor-
rect bit, naturally.

As British Prime Minister
Harold Macmillan wrote to his
Australian counterpart Robert
Menzies over 30 years ago, the
Commonwealth couldn't have
been restricted to its white mem-
bers (which was what Menzies
had wanted) “because our
Canadian friends would not agree
and it would be bitterly opposed
by the Opposition here.”

Even then we were on our way
to becoming Wimpland, see.

The Games leave me cold. The
Commonwealth itself is just a
game, And we always end up los-
ing.

Good fuck with your purity
campaign, Councillor Friedman,
And don't forget to give Uganda,
Ghana, Sierra Leone and the rest
of them a big hug.

Fisherman’s

Friend

because she likes having her pic-
ture iaken with all those dictators
that are called presidents and
prime ministers,

Call it the [Mlusion of Empire.

The money it takes to keep it
all going would be better spent
standing a few honest folk a drink
or two.

The Commonwealth is the
decayed body of the Empire on
which the sun never set. But the
End of Empire should have been

tr seems a long time since our trade
delegation visited Toronto and we were
hosted so graciously ut your headquarters.
Having viewed your rogues gallery 1 had
made a mental note to at least match some (By
of the trophies displayed in photo form. — §

Said Tilley Hat was suitably tested in
terms of its fish attracting capability —
shown are five grouper, of which the
largest was 105 Ib.

Murray Rae. }

just that. Finis. Schluss and
Goodbye!

What have the white countries
got out of the Commonwealth?

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