6 - Friday, September 8, 1989 - North Shore News Mucksters hustling flawed merchandise READING THE GOVERNMENT NEWS releases out of Ottawa these days, you’d think Canada was being run by a marketing and sales department, headed by a committee of M.B.A.s. **Sell’’ is now the unabashed buzzword. Tory ministers and MPs are ordered to get out and ‘‘sell"’ Meech Lake to an increasingly hostile anglo Canada. They must get out and ‘‘sell’’ the nine per cent Goods and Services Tax to an even more hostile public, just as they got out in the 1988 election campaign to ‘‘sell*' free trade — the benefits of which remain obscure so far for the average Ca- nadian. Any pretence of seriously heeding the views of the 43 per cent of the electorate which returned them to power has clearly been dropped by our 1989 Tory snake oil salesmen. Their full-time job now is cajoling or conning those dumb voters who don’t un- derstand what’s good for them in- to buying the ‘‘truth"’ as revealed exclusively to Brian Mutroney, Michael Wilson and Premier Robert Bourassa. Government by propaganda is nothing new, of course. Some- where along the way from Abe Lincoln to modern democracy the noble concept of government “by the people, for the people’ got lost — drowned by a political system that requires an MP to obey his party leader, not his constituents. This ensures that any party with a solid parliamentary majority can govern as a virtual dictatorship for up to five years. With a few honorable exceptions like Edmonton’s maverici Tory, David Kilgour, MPs today serve constituents merely as mailboxes to Ottawa and as delivery boys ad girls for periodic goodies from government departments ap- pointed to keep the peasants quiet that way. This may largely explain why Preston Manning’s new Reform Party has achieved such significant growth in the western provinces and, barely two years from birth, already has its first MP in Ottawa. A basic RP policy is that MPs must obey their constituents even BREAD LIKE BILL BAKED IT...today's cenfenarian Bill Wilson (inset) — and at left, aged 35 in this 1924 if the latler oppose the party line. Moreover, their constituents can fire them if they fail in that duty. Given the complexities of na- tional affairs nowadays, there’s no telling how the idealistic Reformers would work out in practice if ever they won the hot seat of govern- ment. Maybe a better role would be that of a strong, permanent and truly populist opposition. But either way, it’s an appealing picture to toy with compazed to the situation, between elections, of today’s voters — seen simply as a captive market for political hucksters hustling flawed mer- chandise for their own benefit. kh TAILPIECES: For the Boy- Makes-Good Dept. some happy BAKERY Photos submitted photo, outside the Model Bakery he owned and operated on East 8th in North Van. Waste dilemma HE RECENT move by a Washington State county to ban the importation of medical waste is a warning signa! that should be picked up and ¢ friday focus © local theatre memories from Mare and Jacqueline Howard, recent guests of North Van's gift to showbiz, comedian Dave Broad- foot, in Toronto. In a one-man show there Dave kept the laughs rolling with reminiscences of his youth in Lynn Valley, at Ridgeway School, in Woodward's men’s department and his stage debut with the North Van Community Players ——- where he iearned the comedy trade as straight man in Marc’s ‘tRow Boat Follies’’ of 1952-54. Thence he graduated to Toronto, to national fame in “Spring Thaw’’, the CBC’s ‘‘Air Farce’’ show and the rare success of a full-time career in humor... In another North Van flashback, congratulations to West Van Care Centre resident Bill Wilson who today, Sept. 8, chalks up the big One-Oh-Oh. An 1909 immigrant from Britain who served in Europe with the Canadian army in World War One and later became a North Var City alderman, Bill is still best remembered by hundreds of North Shore residents for his tasty bread! For 2? years until his retirement in 1960 he owned and operated the ‘Model Bakery on East 8th in North Van — today the site of the B.C. Tel building... And get a good night’s sleep before Sunday to be in top form for ail the day- long exercise, eating and enter- tainment at the Coho Festival in Ampieside Park — the weather forecast is great and non-stop fun starts with pancake break fasts from 3:30 a.m. tee WRIGHT OR WRONG — A though: for the upwardly mobile: the h her a monkey climbs, the more .2u see of his behind. addressed now by the provincial government before a garbage crisis hits Lions Gate Hospital and other pro- vincial health facilities. Whatcom County, whose Ferndale incinerator cur- rently burns the bie-medical waste produced by LGH and a host of Lower Mainland hospitals, passed the county ordinance banning the importation of that waste after its citizens raised pollution concerns over the practice. If it passes constitutional! musier in U.S. courts, the ordinance will go into effect Jan. t. The cest of its successful passage will be paid by hospitals such as UGH, and ultimately. the provincial taxpayer. Because B.C. currently has no tacility to process potentially hazardous medical waste, it must be trans- ported out of the province. If Ferndale’s incinerator is suddenly closed to area hospitals, the next closest one available to the company that transports the waste is in California. And there is no guarantee against the same hing happening there. Hospital garbage disposal costs at LGH have already increased 10-foid since it began shipping its bio- medical waste to the U.S. With the growing complexity of ridding itself of that waste, LGH faces ever-increas- ing garbage removal costs. To ayoid being held te ransom over its daily lo- tonne medical waste production, B.C. needs a facility to process that wasie, and it needs it now. ANG . Peter Speck Managing Editor Barrett Fisher Associate Editor Noel Weight Advertising Director Linda Stewart North Shore News. taunded i 1969 as av indennngat suburban newsnane’ and ouavhed under Scredme —” Paragqrant. 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