at B4 - Wednesday, September 8, 1982 - North Shore News Sex dis By NANCY WEATHERLEY THE FOLLOWING is not a movie review, itis an outraged reaction to » ‘one of the biggest advertising scams in recent movie ad- vertising. The movie is An Officer and a Gentleman, which has been billed: as a ‘great | romance. Half page advertisements in the daily papers in softly defined lines, show a woman being carried off by a man in true Gone With the Wind style, indeed it is almost a conscious take-off of the THE BEASTMASTER (M) Capitol 9:45. BLADE RUNNER Broadway - 7:00, 9:15. BOLERO (M) Vcr. Rentre - 2:15, 5:30, 8:50. CALIGULA (R) 3:00, 6:00, 9:00. THE CHALLENGE (R) Coronet - 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:40 West Van Odeon 7:30, 9:00. CHARIOTS OF: FIRE (6) Varsity - 7:30, 9:40. 2:30, 4:45, 7:20, (R) Towne - —— nsmanee a famous scene where Rhett carries Scarlet up the stairs and every woman's pulse start to race. Behind this dreamy vision is a another. vaguely defined line of military types looking like they're in the middle of a World War Il Hollywood style battle scene. Put. the-ad:.together with the movie title: and you expect an old time ba ‘romance, with our hero (in this case Richard Gere) dealing with passion and duty in the grand old movie style. To make a long story short, I decided to see the movie having read and heard what a good movie it was. And having seen the ad I DIVA (M) Fine Arts - 9:40 TO, E.T. (G) West Van Odeon - 7:00, 9:15 plus 1:30 Sunday FAST TIMES AT RIDGE- MONT HIGH (R) Coronet - 2:00, 4:00, 6:00, 8:00, 10:00. West Van Odeon 7:15, 9. FORCED VENGEANCE (R) Capitol - 2:30, 4:10, 5:50, 7:40, 9:45. FRIDAY THE THIR- TEENTH (Part 3) (R) Capitol 6 - 2:15, 4:15, 7:00, 9:15. NIGHT SHIFT (M) Downtown 2:15, 4:05, 5:55, 7:50, 9:45 AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN (R) Park Royal 7:30, 9:40. Sat/Sun. 2:15 thought I knew what to expect. I was wrong. Most of those in the audience I surreptitiously scrutinized (as one does just before ‘the lights go down) ‘were middle aged couples and young girls. The lights went down, the movie began and the little tiger came cavorting out to tell us the movie was restricted — news to me. The first scene of naked, passion-twisted, middle aged limbs, corroborated the fact. And the movie went downhill from there, though I should mention that the acting was excellent. The rest of the movie was just a new and sordid version ON GOLDEN POND (M) Broadway 7:30, 9:30 ROCKY Hi (M) Capitol 6 - 3:00, 5:10, 7:25, 9:30, SECRET POLICEMAN’S OTHER BALL (M) Bay - 2, 3:40, 5:20, 7, 8:45, 10:30. STAR TREK Wf (G) Park "Royal - 7:10, 9:15. SUMMER LOVERS (R) Capitol 2:15, 4:00, 6:00, 8:00, 10:00 TRON (G) Denman Place - 7:30, 9:30, Sat. mat. 2:00 WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP (M) Capitol - 2:00, 4:25, 7:00, 9:35. Park Royal - 7:00, 9:25, Sat./Sun. mat. 2:00 ZAPPED (M) Odeon - 2: 15, 4:10, 6:05, 8, 9:55 of an old army romance plot. Replace romance with sex, army with modern navy training camp, and you have the right idea. Sex solves the problem of conversation, as the main characters find out the night they meet, and they run out of small talk (or exchange of names). _ It solves the problem of admitting any personal involvement. The old fashioned movie words “I love you” — “I love you too” are by “Last night as fantastic” — “It was great for me too.” Women are not portrayed on pedestals as in the ald movies, instead they are thrown in the mire and trampled on. They are good for sex, and if they don't get pregnant and trap you, then you go back to your fiance CONTINUED ON PAGE B5 A SUPER EVENING, OUT! Including a Complete Gourmet Dinner in the HERITAGE ROOM Choice of Salmon Heritage Chicken Cordon Bleu Veal Maison PLUS. A Great Nightclub Show in PLAZAZZ! Mondays through Thursdays Now Appearing: The Dae-Han Sisters OR Romantic Danang in DADDY LONG-LEGS Fridays and Saturdays Now appearing: Nightwing SUNDAY CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH 1030AM 200PM $10.75 $9 75 without champagne $8 /5 Seniors. $6 75 Children NO BESERVATIONS AT INTERNATIONAL PLAZA HOTEL Comer of Manne Dnve and Capilano Road, North Vancouver For Reservations: 984-0611 & DANCE SUPPLIES We specialize in Leotards, Tights, Leg Warmers, Dance Shoes, Theatrical ui Makeup and Costume Accessories. ir} .