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: The governmeiit's decision ¢ on n ICBC  patiey: will mean the difference between a repair Job and in shart jaunt to the fonkyard, Cie:

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tt is often ‘said ttiat inside. . The: bulletin takes. note of ©
“every. fat man, there is a thin recent statistics: showing. that |
‘man screaming to get out.:1 when it comes to eating
smothered that — thin. man meat, Canadians are running dients)' remain’ higher. and
me years gO. oe re | “poor: fifth in ‘per: capita . rise ' ata. greater rate than:

_ consumption. ° those: of, competitive Fee
+ ns gions.”’ -. . :
tet . +, Australians are the ‘most. seies Wis .
received’: a note about my © ‘devout. carnivores, consum-' "Well, ‘leat’ ! pickers,: if I
«fast column on the letterhead: ing 95 kilos of meat per year,. were you I'd expect this part
scription pad of ‘Dr. followed . closely.-by |, New, ‘of. Catinda to vanish from ‘the

industry wages:and material .

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ote 1 “¢

a Tim. told. that elsewhere i in "presi Alto, a North Van:..: Zéaland, 94 kilos" per’ year. ‘Top “Ten: of *: _meat-eating,
a a this issu¢ of the North Shore’ déntist (you.can tell he’s not per person. Trailing behind - peoples, and I'll leave you to:.
. coNews, Haydon Stowart takes .

‘is are. Argentina (92 kilos), the guess why..
U.S.A. (85: kilos) and’ Can-

ada, with a scant 73 kilos of —
“Drs Alto read with interest Meat per person. per year.
"the letter I'received from “P, |
McG.”" who complained of ..
footprints.on his tongue. .

. a doctor the. writing’,
a ot upon himself to cast; doubt Tentbhp) .
upon my background. A p- are
Jarently: he has gone:s0. far as”.
“t6.. intimate: ‘that 1° ‘have: a
‘waguely criminal history...

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Garcon! Porterhouse’ ‘ur-
nip, medium rare, 8 s'il vous.
plait! pt

(won't tell you what.that He
means in pounds, because - nn . .
you're supposed. to bes ete)

“It is not uncommon these ‘thinking: metrically’ by now Have you éver noticed. that
‘days,"’ says the good doctor. ‘and beyond needing transla-|: then: are; glways tugging up

J _ - “Lest an orig shiould: ‘take
“our. saintly “sob-sister too
: ‘gerlously on: this score,’ let -

’ “
,

_ me .say'tight now that my ‘A usual diagnosis is “hoof tions, and also because I’m on thelr underwear, while
“a . Ging, hough numerous, are. jn mouth: disease’ or the’ not thinking metrically and. women are. always: pulling
i: peacely criminal. The only, .‘Marle Antoinette | ‘Syn- can't give you. translations.). dowri, on theirs? i

: “tiie was in jail,'1 was drome’ of the 1700s.” ony
if m.. waiting for a roll of een The second ress release, “ey “ . oh
“ ‘doubles or a | Community a ae ta keeping with the editor's os

Received a card from a
former ln
ing herself
didn't wish’ I
. . he did say [loomed large in,
ee (9 is. evident that the ‘cost « her’ memory. Hmm, a
‘of food in B.C. will continue . .
ther a ERD * ' 8. a

; Chest card to bail me out. a
a - + The editor passed i. cou le... the freshly released stud ich
wig And J certainly, have no . of press releases my way cup, at he'B.C, food Coantil,, ba ich. .
pel with my identity. If ' week. The first is a ‘itile “tells: ‘us that: a ee
Hayden .were..my- size, ' he shect entitled “Facts, Fae.
“wouldn't, elther,,. ‘ wrew Comment’ from fhe
i ‘Meat . ‘Packers . Council”

rr “8 wey ye 6 Canada oe tel be -Ngher, :than

black: sense of humor, way

“The - Fishbowl,’’.

. Shop,

_ of fishnapping ©

os ie car Towner, asked what caused, him to bring his veitcle to this North Van lot, : sald, sey seem to have: trouble changing ms gears. de

“regioris t Canada while food -

‘inputs. (packay ing ‘and ingre- |

ws

dyfrlend. now sunn- |
tw Mexico; ’She
.was there, but”

‘

:January 14, 19763:

‘ John and Laura Lathwell
have some attractive displays. -
‘in’ their. tropical fish store,”
at- 1359
‘Marine, West Vancouver.

And it seems that someone

- swallowed the bait hook, line

and sinker...or is. that net,
tank and” feeder? :

It’s no laughing matter to

the Lathwells, however, ‘be- —;
cause the customers in |

question were ‘not the paying
‘variety, Sunday night thieves

broke into the shop and made _

off with. $2,100 worth of
aquarium supplies.including
Several. aquaria.. 7 :

“Luckily. we. just. brought.

‘that ‘we haven't’ put: in the.
” said Laura Lathwell
Monday: _
"Although c one ‘rarely reads
-attermpts. .
Laura said that pet and fish .
-stores were as susceptible to"

other businesses.

“common. ‘occurrence in: Van-
‘couver.’

‘by a heavy truck, a 61-year-
- old North Vancopver:. -woman
‘died in Lions: Gate: Hospital

' Thursday, becoming the first .

traffic fatality of 1976 for the
North Shore.

“917 Riverside Rd., | was

crossing ‘the street at the
-and

initersection of... ASth |

‘in’a_truckload. of new- ‘stock .

door to the shop... Police,

_ ‘hold-ups and break-ins as.

v ae - in
Ist fatal accident —

» Shortly. after being struck Bewicke i in North Vancouver

Mrs. Alice G. Mortis, of.

Ireland

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,B.C.

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Mr.

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Lctor:

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‘ACE:

The location has been a pet

-Store for many years, but the’.
. Lathwells took over. the site}
just last October.

‘Entry to the. shop wid
gained by forcing.:the rear.

suspect that more than one: -
burglar was involved

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et Rg ar seb en,

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; “stock ‘stolen: during oS

"Sunday night rob ny. a

at 7: 25 a.m, Jan. 8,.when she
was ‘'struck “down by (a.
Smithrite Disposal garbage
‘truck. °°.

. Ms. Morris was rushed to
Lions Gate Hospital,’ where

‘No. charges were ‘tald.
agains the. driver ‘of the”

:. North Shore who?

As you may have noticed, wo have changed. our: naune.. :
First we wore the North ‘Shore: Shopper. Then we were the:

‘North Shore Shownen, News.’ Now we’ are. the,

Nows.

Relax, it's going to siny y iat 9:

We think the new nano ‘ta: Py hatter way ‘oftle
that we're moro than Just..ihe North

Noth Shore

© leading

| ‘aalvertiolig, thodlun—wo're a newspaper, And i a pretty wsod

a
me
Nye

‘i one, if wo do may #0 ourselves.

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she died Thursday: afternoon.

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