@ - Friday, Nov. 6, 1992 - Nerth Shore News North Shore theatre is in sad shape! r “ per theatre in its own community BIG US not necessarily best. Like it? | thought you'd appre- ciate its originality. This fresh thought occurred to me while lL was ruminating that the state of theatre — and the theatres — on the North Shore is worse than the state of my study. (And you should see my study. Bring your own shovel.) Last spring the group called ACTION failed in its attempt to save the deserted West Van Odeon movie house and reclaim it for te- gitimate theatre and other pur- poses. No dough. No political support. No community support — none, that is, from corporate or private West Vancouverites, in a com- munity with the highest per-capita income in Canada. (Hey, Guinness family — you’ve made scores of millions of dollars in West Vancouver for 60 years through your British Pacific Properties land sales. Why not establish a small but perfect Guinness Theatre here as a token of your affection? Just a thought. From a big fan of your brew.) So ACTION, which stands for Acknowledging Creative Talent in Our Neighborhood, crashed into INACTION. Which I guess stands for ‘I'l Never Acknowledge ...’’ etc. etc. Then, from gloom to doom: last month the Presentation House Theatre board abruptly lowered the curtain on its 1992-93 season before it began, following the ex- pensive failure of the apparently over-ambitious summer produc- tion of Haunted House Hamlet. The theatre’s director, Michae! Fera, resigned. Accusations have been flying back and forth, including the fair one that Presentation House needs air conditioning. This leaves the North Shore with one middling-sized theatre, North Shore Centennial, and one tiny one: the charmingly off-beat, and definitely off-the-beaten- track, Theatre at Hendry Hall. ve frankly never cared much for North Van Centennial, with its poorly designed foyer, awkward, strung-out area for standing and chatting at intermission, a refreshment stand with the sophistication of that of a small- town hockey rink, and — maybe worst of ali —- appallingly ama- teur coat-check facilities. Its best features are its location and its parking lot. Little wonder that it's rarely us- ed for plays. Trevor Lautens on. co The Theatre at Hendry Hall is so whimsically obscure — it’s ina leafy residential neighborhood, the 800-block East 1fth, just east of Grand Boulevard — that even our mauscular and cosmopolitan West Vancouver mayor, Mark Sager, told me in casual conversation a while ago that he’d never heard of it. But the quaint theatre -— a (reat to go to with the cosy 76 seats, and passageways so tight that you haven’t been that close to anyone since your honeymoon — has a devoted following. The North Vancouver Community Players report that they'll sell about 95% of the house for their half-dozen plays being staged this season. An aside: A year ago Coconuts Theatre staged George Bernard Shaw's The Millionairess at little Hendry Hallas part of the Pacific Shaw Festival. (This year the festival kas mov- ed to the more spacious Water- front Theaire in the big town across the inlet, where the offer- ings are Arms and the Man and two little-known one-act plays by Shaw, Augustus Does His Bit and The Incas of Perusalem, another sad though understandable loss for North Shore theatre — the festival is striving for more recog- nition and a wider sponsorship than it was getting.) The point is that I saw this small group’s production of The Millionairess. Coincidentally, the Vancouver Playhouse has just staged the same play — with a far bigger budget and the ture of one of the city’s best-known actresses, Nicola Cavendish, in the title role. And !| am obliged to say that I GARDEN OF BIASES 4&4 Theatre West Van is heading toward half a century of existence — without ever having had a proper theatre ...99 liked the Hendry Hall production, directed by John Keith, much bet- ter. The casting of the Coconuts version won on points for almost every role. I’m such a softie that I chose not to write this during the Playhouse production, but I thought Cavendish — a fine com- edienne and a great draw — was badly miscast as the millionairess, named Epifania followed by a whole lot of outrageous names. Physically, Epifania has to have a tall, tube-like elegance to g0 with the imperious manner. This does not describe Caven- dish, who'd have been better cast as her rival: a squat, placid, low- class homebody. Patricia Andrew was a far more effective Epifania in tie Hendry Hall production — she’s also ar- tistic manager of Coconuts Theatre and wife of director Keith. Without giving you a full review, Wendy Donaldson was also a more believable ‘‘other woman,”’ and Marek Czuma — who has now left acting for the environment movement — far more effectively portrayed the Egyptian doctor in this typically bizarre Shaw play that equally challenges the playgoers’ intellects and their moral order while suspending their credulity. Well, you had to be there. Asa theatre critic 1 pose no threat to that excellent writer, Lloyd Dykk, or to Shaw himself, whose Dramatic Opinions & Essays, a favorite volume on my shelf, is as nonesuch || boutique DESIGNER SAMPLE SALE UP TO 4()% OFF Fall Designer Samples of Blouses Knitwear and Winter Coats WEST VANCOUVER LOCATION ONLY 1457 Bellevue Ave. 925-9454 ALL SALES FINAL fresh today as it was a century ago. te’s enough to say that 1 like the Coconuts’ production so much that I wished I had seen fast year’s other Pacific Shaw Festival play, Widowers’ Houses, directed by Martin Millerchip, whose know- ledgeable criticisms are now ap- pearing in the Nerth Shore News. Returning to the main points: North Shore residents should be alarmed, perhaps even ashamed, that three adjoining communities with a total population of around 140,000 are so thin on theatre. And especially Greater Tid- diycove. Theatre West Van is heading toward half a century of existence — without ever having had a pro- to play in. Litt wonder James Hazell, vice-president of the West Van- couver Cammunity Arts Council and a leader in the foiled AC- TION group, tore impatiently into the recently released North Shore Arts Commission study as vague, repetitious and empty. And even if the second part of the study furnishes concrete pro- posals, will the political will to carry them out materialize? And the dollars? i’m skeptical. The blunt fact is that piaygoers are largely drawn - from the affluent classes, and I suspect that many such people liv- ing or: the North Shore would rather go across the bridge to the © big town to see one of the glitzy; .- 4 hyped and glitteringly empty pro- ductions of Andrew Lloyd Webber — a songwriter whom — Cole Porter, Rodgers and Hart, Lerner and Loewe could out-wri on a bad afternoon — rather than support a good, small North — Shore theatre run with taste and . - verve. : It's called snobbery. FA-S-T COLLISION REPAIRS CALL THE PROFESSIONALS AT JENCOAMOTIVE” 1959 LTD. 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