BROOMN-HILDA 1 FIND WOMEN TO BE VERY SYMPATHETIC TO OUR WILDLIFE REL-OCATION PROGRAM ! IN 40 HOURS A WEEK... HAD SICK LEAVE... Jos SECURITY... A PENSION... oN C'MON, DiLLon/.. 4 MOTLEY’S CREW MIKE, I THOUGHT How'D YOU WERE 40 - Sunday, March 31, 1991- North Shore News SOME OF THE BRAVE | BUT NANCY, COULPN'T ONES SAY YES FIRST ANC WORRY ABOUT THEIR HUSBANP’S LATER} fi A WEEK, WHETHER IM SICK OR NOT, AND CAN BE FIRED AT ANY “TIME ! THERE'S GoT To GE AN EXPLANATION! SHE MADE CANT SU GIVE HIM A AILKGONE TO CLEAN HiS 4EETH... Like OTHER you GET A TACTICAL HELPING WITH SPRING CLEANING. MABE BR | LA HE AtWAYS ADDS SOME THiNGs FFERENT TO EVERY FAINTING! YOU KNOW, FOR VARIETY! THATS: WHAT SUH A GENIUS! ERKOR ,, SHE WENT UP ON THE ROOF, i HDS We A Reps Rosened DVO tion Anse THe CRERATIVE WORD THERE (IS SEE WHAT I'M GOING HERE? BESILE THIS REFLECTING Pace, 111 PAINTING A VL Lek BUNNY! » AND LEFT ME THE LADDER. Ser eous, ALWAYS HOROSCOPES Release the realness: total abundance is within your power RELEASE THE meaning. It makes money real and valuable instead of the paper, the energy, the vibration that it is. Money is not a status symbol. Money does not make you smart or powerful or ‘‘better than.” When you attach such meanings, it is difficult to manifest. It is not your self-esteem. It is not a reward. It is not the solution to any of your problems. If you think this, you may create some- thing that money can’t buy you out of, It will nor necessarily turn you into a rich jerk. Money is meaningless. {t started as cows and chickens -~ then it became coins, then paper backed by gold and silver, then to che- ques with scenes on them. Now... it’s plastic with holograms on it to remind you it is an illusion. Release the realness, the mean- ing, the weight, the heaviness that you attach to money. The problem areas of your life are where you have made it real. When ready to give up the realness and see it all as illusion, you can have what you always/ already have in any case; total abundance. As I make clear in my counsell- ing sessions and workshops; if we are not totally abundant in all areas of our lives, we are pushing it away. For the week of March 31 - April 6, 1991 ALL SIGNS We are eternally safe and secure within the caressing fold of infi- nite life and boundless being. We can feel the total safety of the universe when we are uncondi- tionally loving another or receiv- ing unconditional love and sup- port. Then, we are in touch with what’s real in ourselves/others/ universe (same thing). ARIES (March 21-April 20) Dare to dream and watch the magic happen, Aries. Tuesday, fruitful ca- reer developments, Mid-week, focus on the here-and-now. Friday, pursue an educa- tional opportunity. News from afar helps you to make up your mind about a personal matter. Jupiter, principle of wealth, abun- dance and expansion is ‘“‘direct."’ Start something new! u TAURUS (April 21-May 21) Romantic potential is strong now, Taurus. Tuesday, however, a date may misfire, Mid-week, a simmering dispute with a professional associate could move to the front burner and fuei a blaw-up. Thursday, handle all close relationships with kid gloves. Friday, don’t tense. Saturday, peo- ple you must deal with are not on your practical wavelength. TL GEMiNt (May 22-June 21) Monday, Gemini, a romantic episode or call can send your spirits soaring. Tuesday brings new direction in’ your business/financial activities. Mid-week, avoid unnecessary risks and having your own way, Guard health taursday. Intuition is high, Friday. Shared views with a VIP are an asset. Joint monetary interests highlighted, Saturday. aS) CANCER (Sune 22-Suly 23) A romantic glamorous develop- ment, Monday, leads to marriage for some unattached Cancerians. New self-confidence, Tuesday, Mid-week, be diplomatic with your boss and other authority figures. Fri- day. touchy in a personal relationship. You are aggressive; the other person, very sen- sitive. Ask jourself, Saturday, “Who's running the show? ? LEO (July 24-Aug, 23) An undercurrent of tension this week, Leo, makes it difficult to accomplish anything on the job. You may blow off steam, Wednesday night. You are trying 10 perpetuate pragmatic security-mindedness at home, while being carefree about business Robert Aiken ae ; HEAVENS ABOVE socializing. Keep plans flexible concerning a possible weekend trip. Generally, time to expand your horizons. VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23) You may feet you should prove yourself in some wey, Virgo. Perhaps in a Sport or some game. But don’t overdo! A relaxed attitude is what you need now, but you may not be able to afford that luxury mid-week. Avoid revealing a family members’ secret when feelings of resentment intensify — especially if it is about his or her business activities. Friday, an infor- mative discussion puts final touches on 2 transaction. — =r LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23) Early Monday afternoon, Libra, brings a truly creative idea. Tuesday career developments are imminent. Thursday, , communications and travel are subject to delays. Friday, career demands could in- terfere with household schedule. Avoid becoming entangled in unwise alliances. Overcoming a state of bewilderment, Satur- day, is a must. Th SCGRFIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) Where are your talents and resources taking, you, Scorpio? Take stock. A pending legal matter can be quickly settl- ed, Tuesday. Mid-week, a slow-down at work. Opt for wait-and-see attitude. Friday could bring opposition over travel plans. A family decision could conflict with your own desires. Saturday, by-pass over-indulgence. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) Monday, an off-beat answer to what you thought was a complex problem. Be extremely cautious about financzia’ affairs mid-week. It may be that every time you open your mouth, your suggesticns are challenged by a co-worker. Find a positive, constructive channel for your anger, Friday. Watch weekend pleasure spending. CAPRICORN (Dec, 22-Jan. 20) Your mesmerizing approach to business or romance is very persuasive to others now. Ali you want, mid-week, is peace and quiet and to take advantage of confidential information that could add to your bank account. Domestic affairs uncer- lain in coming weeks. Avoid making changes that unsettle security. AAA AQUARIUS (San. 21-Feb. 19) i1 may not be easy for you to be diplomatic to a ‘‘higher-up’’ whose response to your work is ambivalent, Aquarius. The mid-week theme is up-beat and loaded with socjal-romantic potential. However, since communications are ‘‘iffy'’ for a few weeks, adopt a low-key approach. Friday, good news concerning a contract that is awaiting some action. Deepen ties of affection. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) News from a distance, early week, may produce disappointment, especially in connection with a romantic aspiration — but you'll think of a solution to any prob- lems. Mid-week, financial business interests predominate. Friday, impromptu arrange- ments will be more fun than a meticulously firm agenda. Saturday, so-so. A surprising turn of events in the p.m. Robert Aiken is an in- ternationally known astrologer/ metaphysician, therapeutic counsellor and workshop leader of 30 years’ experience. He offers in-depth, substantive astrological readings as well as empowering therapeutic counselling sessions. Contact Carole: 929-4049,