BEING ME is a bit like -
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Stand. Not that ?’'m_ any:
hero. But the Indians Keep

province-wide news. All about:

eatin really. But nothing is What -
the news is often about in these *.

politically ¢ corecttimes. (0 os)
In this case it-was'an attempt at «
satire J wrote for Sterling °.”:
Newspapers in ‘which J said that

. women should be’ ‘separated from - :

mei, the sexes obviously being at -
1, War, God should Send in a peace.
keeping | force to fix things: up, I
dvised?

“Talso. mentioned the nonsensical |
figures/on violence toward women
For if. we'a are to believe that stuff,
eithe 50% ‘or 98%, of the’ ladies

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‘dinners, violence in the fem book

taking many forms,
In passing I mentioned Andrea

. Dworkin, the American feminazi
and lesbian who says that “normal

men” (are there any left?) are both
evi] and violent and that lynch

’ squads should deal with rapists.

There was much to be said for
lynching, | said, provided we are all
free to choose the right victims.

There’s not enough space to
reproduce the.whole column here,
but in my unbiased opinion it was
really great stuff.

I¢ didn’t appear in the North
Shore News because | thought I
should deal with a local issue that

-week and did something on the

municipal elections. ..

So Sterling Newspapers gota
“special.” And as it turned out, it
was REALLY special. The Nelson

"Daily News held it over — purely
by accident —- until Monday Dec.

6, the anniversary of those -

. Montreal killings.:

As for little old simple me, | had
no idea that the anniversary was
imminent, not being tuned in to
such things. - we

-Even if I had been, I would -
have made no difference. Afterall,
the deeds of Marc Lepine, the

“lunatic son of a North African

immigrant, represented nothing _.
more than the deeds of a lunatic. °
The rad-fems, however, have hoist-

Well, in little old Nelson the ;
stuff hit the fan. A professional fem
_ealled Linda Hawkins squawked
her femmy head off and faxed
copies of the offending item to
media fems, notably Elizabeth Aird
of the Vancouver Sun...

‘. °“Column written by Doug

Collins contained hate literature,

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Reader SAYS. Great stuff.
The Province headline was

“Hate-mongering paper hit” —

meaning the poor little old Nelson
Daily News, But the piece did have
a nice picture of Uncle Doug,
which was about the
only accurate thing

in the feature.

Once the Indians
are on the apa
you see, they are .
only interested in’
scalps, not truth,

The same story
quoted some genius .
called Don Gayton ‘

. as saying that ina

previous column [ -
had csiled immi- i
grants “bone-in-the-nose-savages.”
Not guilty, my lord, If only
Gayton could READ! - -
‘As my more devoted followers
will recall, I'did a piece on the word
“racism” and how it is being used

.to suppress criticism of our disas-

trous immigration policies.
This is what I wrote: .

. “ ‘Racism’ is the taboo through —
which it (suppression) is being
done: No bone-in-the-nose savages
were ever more eager to bow down

‘before their idols than our liberals

are to grovel before the taboo of
‘racism.’ ”

Get it? Never believe what you
see in the daily press.

The campaign against. “hate-
mongering’ * has become an indus-

"And as I predicted when the fof

Zundels and Keegstras were being
hauled into court it would one day
spread its floppy tentacles into

- other spheres, as witness the

attempted crucifixion of dissident. ;
professors and the Collinsés..-"~
In this case, what constituted

’ Snowboards

Snowskis

“hatemongering” was the facetious
comment that it's a pity that witch-
burning has gone out of fashion,

The Aird girl and her fem infor-
mants nearly burst their britches
over that one, and it’s a good thing’
that Jonathan Swift isn’t still .

' 66 Never believe what you see in

. the daily press. 9?

‘

around, :

He was the 18th century neo-:
Nazi who made the “modest pro- |
posal” that eating babies would set-
tle the hunger problem: It would

also be environmentally acceptable,
there. being too many people.
In.Nelson, the intrepid publisher.”
ran an editorial page full of largely.
empty spaces showi:ig what it .
would look like if the local censors
had their way.
._: One space contained.
‘the slogan: |e

What anniversary °
did we forget today?
CENSORED.A
Memory Lapse.

Alas, the poor fellow
-wasn’t in tune with
events, Even before the

paper appeared, Sterling
had axed Uncle Doug.
* Hired in September,
fired in ‘December. Just .;-
in time for Hanukkah,
As | said i in the first place to the
Buys who hired me, my column‘.
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