store may persuade other themselves. The second sentence of 10 years for lover-boy Gerald Hannah was a little on the hight side, but still enough for him to dwell upon the uncer- tainties of being a soldier ina private army. As usual a lot of rubbish was dispensed in court. In asking the judge not to give Juliet Belmas too long a term, for instance, the defence said that its client had been sexually victimized, that she longed for a substitute family to replace her own family, and that she often smiled and laughed to hide her depression. Whar all that has to do lunatics to behave with planting 500 pounds of explosives where it could have killed dozens of people and did in fact injure 10, is hard to figure. No wonder the judge brushed it aside. Lawyers should forget all that sociological claptrap and get on with the little matter of justice. This Juliet, obvious- ly, was not one you would want tO woo on a balcony unless your name was Gerald Hannah. You would be bet- ter off making love to a thorn bush. The loonier libber ladies lap up such phoney tear- jerking, of course. And that the reminds me that when Doug honest, courageous ... Dear Editor: I wish we had more men like Doug Collins and Doug Fisher. They are honest, courageous men. The statements they make are all facts and should be told. | Cats benefit Dear Editor: In response to Collins’ article on cutting the funds for the North Shore Womens Centre, [| find it amazing that people pay for and fund articles written by a racist and bigot. But to add complete insult to their intelligence they use the larne agree with them a hundred per cent. Keep it up, Doug, you are tops! M. Thomas North Vancouver from Collins excuse speech’’. However, | must confess | myself have found Collins’ smiling face and=s articles useful. They fit perfectly at the bottom of my cat’s litter tray. ‘“'‘freedom of J. 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She probably got the hots at the thought of becoming a Red Guard, and had heard so much about our violent, cor- rupt, wife-beating, rapist and porn-obsessed LOLOL 5 A9 - Wednesday, May 23, 1984 - North Shore News Making love to a thorn bush beats Juliet HE JUDGE DID HIS JOB, all right. I was afraid he might go soft, or something. But the 20-year sentence handed out to the little darling who bombed the Litton Systems plant in Toronto and tried to burn down a Red Hot Video society that it seemed only right to plant a 500 pound cookie on the Litton people, drop a few Molotov cocktails on video stores, plot to shoot up Brinks guards, and engage in other activities calculated to show us the path to true happiness. ““Crowds of nuts descended’’ Belmas and her buddies are nevertheless capable of arousing warm feelings. Hardly had the cops nabbed her and her fellow criminals, for instance, than crowds of nuts descended on the Van- couver courthouse shouting SAN ONS With 120-day or 6,400 km Warranty! that a great injustice had been done. ‘*Free the five,’’ they bayed. And a bunch of addle- pated left-wing lawyers took it upon themselves to criticize the attorney general’s office for describing the arrested persons as ‘‘suspected mem- brs of an extremist group.’’ ‘*The fact of the matter is that this so-called extremist group has never been iden- tified and we suspect it never will be,"' said these legal geniuses. The Vancouver Sun distinguished itself, too, by publishing an article by staf- fer Bob Sarti that was a thinly-veiled apologia for ‘‘direct action.’’ The article even invoked the name of Gandhi who, to my knowledge, never carried any 500-pound bombs around in his loin-cloth. Let’s raise a glass to Justice Samuel Toy and his twenty years. 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