THIS country has become a banana republic without the bananas. The military mess is a glaring instance of that con- -. dition. If you doubt it, read | The Tarnished Brass, a splen- didly researched book on “crime and corruption the the Canadian military” by Scott Taylor and Brian Nolan. * The scandal in Somalia was only the tip of the ice- ‘berg. The stink permeates the top and is far worse there than in the lower ranks. Even if there were no corruption, the Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) are an inverted pyramid that would do credit to a comic opera - country. ~ In 1996 we had 100 serving generals for a force of 67,000. Of those, 21 . were serving as “attaches” : with our allies. We keep a brigadier general in a §2 million apartment in Paris. . No.more than 8% of mili- . tary, personnel serve in any- thing remotely resembling - combat units. “The show is top heavy with officers. . ; y° During the Second World War, 12.8% of our forces ‘held commissioned rank. By 1968 it was 16.7%. Last year : jt was 22.6%. In 1954, when personnel numbered 115,000, there - were three lieutenant-gener- als, Last year there were 16. In war, a lieutenant-gen- ‘eral. wonld command an army corps of about 50,000 “arasn. By that measure we have cnough Gf them for a force of 800,000. . The latest news is that ‘the number of generals and admirals is to be reduced to Ja'mere 65.-We shall sce. “*~. There is also a bureatuicra- “ey of 28,927 civilians and a corresponding batch of civil- ian “generals.” * .. They include six assistant deputy ministers, 10 chiefs of staff, 59 directors general, “and 281 directors, plus more than 100 public rela- tions people whose job is to polish all that brass. ; -The senior ranks push ._ paper-and live it up at your - expense. Not that they are the only Otrawa gang who do that. Something to think about when you do your tax return. The Department of National Defence is an empire whose real comman- der until late in 1994 was neither a general nora . politician. He was “Teflon Bob” Fowler, described as a clever, ambitious and career- ruthless deputy minisicy. When last heard from he was our ambassador to the UN. It pays to be on the right circuit. Fowler controlled the pliant ministers of defence. He ran the generals too, often in matters military. There were rewards for those who took his orders without blinking. An example of his power was that when the Somali seandai broke, Kim Campbell got to know prac- tically nothing about it. Yer she was supposedly in charge. Corruption? Again in the fashion of the banana republics. “Eagle River,” was the code name for a luxurious fishing retreat in Labrador set up to entertain three American generals at a time and their Canadian counter- parts. It had six stewards, three chefs, a support staff of 36, and cost us $960,000 a year until the media sniffed out the story in 199-4. It was then shut down. Tens of thousands of dol- lars were spent sending gen- erals for a spot of fishing and golfing in Florida. One of the most lavish with expense accounts and double dipping was John de Chastelain, who became Chief of the Defence Staff (CDS) in 1989, Dubbed “Prince John,” he became our ambassador “Senior military and civilian personnel enter- tain one another lavishly at public expense.” to the U.S. in 1993 and was then resurrected for an unprecedented second term as CDS. A devoted Fowler man. “It was under their stew- ardship,” state the authors, “that greed and corruption flourished in the high com- mand.” Senior military and civil- ian personnel entertain one another lavishly at public expense. Fowler spent $387,00 renovating his office suite. A major general used a C18 jet as his personal air taxi. CF-18s cost $7,000 an hour to run and in ore year We're open just like our shoes now open in Edgemont Village , , 3065 Edgemont Bivd., N.Van. open 7 days 986-4893 Os Canada’s Armed Farces the general logged 160 hours. His own officers shopped him. After the Gulf War a female director spent $86,000 sending staff to a pleasant retreat where they played bongo drums. The idea was to soothe their stressed nerves. Yet they had been no nearer to the Middle Ease than Ottawa. While the generals and the civilians were living ir up, a company of engi- neers in the blisterisig heat of Kuwait could not get an air condi- tioning unit that woald have cost $42,000 to send out to them. At one time, sol- diers in Yugoslavia didn’t have enough helmets to go round. And sailors in Esquimalt were applying for welfare and getting help from food banks. The authors sav that the martial values of integrity, duty and honor hive been replaced by greed, careerism and cowardice. 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