QUEUE JUMPERS SHOULD JOIN MULRONEY Extend holidays to refugees Dear Editor: The queue-jumping pseudo ref- ugees seem to be very unpopular with many Canadians. Brian Mulroney seems anxious to allay the ire and disiatisfaction of the Canadian people — and, at the same time, he wishes to project Canada’s ‘good neighbor’ policy. Here’s a suggestion as to how the prime minister can uccomplish both at the same time. Upon their arrival on our beaches, the illegal immigrants should be urged to accept invita- tions for an extended holiday. After their arduous voyage, seven years sounds fike an excelfent recuperative time. A very choice holiday site would be Baie Com- eau, where Mr. and = Mrs. Mulroney and family could visit with the newcomers on a friendly, neighborly and reguiar basis. Being fluently bilingual himself, Brian would, of course, volunteer his services to teach them both of Canada's official languages. Should the pupils draw their cere- monial knives in protest, Mulroney need only point out to them that, after their idyllic seven-year vaca- Columnists congratulated Dear Editor: Congratulations on the two best columnists probably in Canada. In other words, congratulitions on your independence as a newspaper. Jt was sheets like yours that built the country, for the multi-national one-voice papers to break it up and pretend truth emanantes from money. Bob Hunter is the mind Eunter, sorting out the hypocrites from the stupid; Doug Collins hates everybody and therefore he shows up al] the pretences, Only idiots like us would permit one newspaper with one voice to regulate our minds. Jack Ammon North Vancouver Good God, D. Collins! Dear Editor: As a true born-again Christian, | was greatly shocked by a statement made by Doug Collins in your newspaper recently. He wrote that born-again Christians are people “brain-washed in the blood of the lamb’? — a statement of contempt, and like many other such state- ments, with no following expiana- tion, My first thought was God should strike him dead. Then I remembered the grace of God. The grace and love of God is. greater than man’s understanding of it. Even Mr. Collins is included in it. Hugh Wilson North Vancouver "Rikki says a ts waste ona diet, Recycle.” tion, they will be Fluent in no less than three languages and would be eligible RUMP, crown corporations -~ eventualls io become, perhaps, and/or prime minister. At that point, Jiiws could be passed making Canada a trilingual country, providing al three hin- guages be spoken with a heays unintelligible accent. , “mandarins’' L. Whiting North Vancouver for employment im the federal civil service and THE KNOWLEDGE NETWORK At Bradbrooke, Crawford & Green, our team of six lawyers offers a wide range of knowledge and experience representing individuals, companies and partnerships in legal matters. If you need prompt, knowl- edgeable legal advice or representation for a fair and reasonable fee, call us for a free consultation at 980-8577. BRADBROOKE CRAWFORD & GREEN DRAPERIES BY 8S. LAURSEN CUSTOM DRAPERIES AND BEDSPREADS SLIPCOVERS TRACKS “IN-HOME SERVICE” Labour $6.50 per panel unlined, $7.50 lined All blinds 40% off list prices Phone for FREE estimates call 987-2966 Serving the North Shore for 16 years. by starting on our Beginner's Program prior to Aug. 31/87. Don’t miss out! Call now before September rate increase. 7 - Wednesday, August 26, 1987 — North Shore Ivews cap week REGISTRATION STARTS AUGUST 31ST AT CAPILANO COLLEGE Career and Vocational Studenis Monday, August 31 2:00 pm - 7:00 pm- Returning and Previously Admitted Students 5:00 pm - 7:00 pm -Admitted Students 5:00 pm - 7:00 pm- New Applicants Academic/University Transfer Tuesday, September 1 - Priority 1 Wednesday, September 2 - Priority 2 and 3 Thursday, September 3 —- Priority 3 continued Friday, September 4 - Priority 3 and 4 For information on the exact time you may register, consult the Fall 1987 Timetable or call the Registrar's office at 984-4913. All classes s Start September 9. | bo You HAVE MUSICAL TALENT? - 2 | There are still spaces ‘available for full-time. and _ part-time students in the Bachelor of Music & Transfer Program. Take Theory, History, Music Methods, Ensemble (Choir & Sympheny Orchestra), Private. Music Instruction.. (Vocal, . instrumental; Composition);and Class’ ’ a Instruments (Piario, Sirings, -Woddwinds). «FOP. details call: the Music, ‘Department at: 984-4951. OR ARE YOU A BUDDING: AUTHOR? in Communications’ 190 - Magazin Article. “Writing (offered Mon. “mornings evenings), ‘students write thrée: articles an submit: them to magazines : or news per Communications. 280. - ‘Mark ing" € evening: credi and Media 091: EARLY CHIL HOO a The. ECE. E esinent of registration. is August e before 4 pm. ‘| Capilano. this fall-is-éligible. ‘For information < 4 “tacobellis at” 9864911, local 2281.