32 North Shore News - Friday, October 13, 2000 T S in fi an fal 1S to cross his Dr. T and the Women a . waste of too ‘Dr. Tand the Women kk (out of 5) . Directed by Robert - : Altman, Starring Richard Gere, Shelley Long, ~ .-Farrah Faweett, Kate '» Hudson and Laura Dern. * Robert Altman has’ -- “had a lengthy. but-cre- _, atively spotty career. - - His latest, Dr’ T and ©: the: Women, i is another .: Altman signature - ensemble piece, but’ without the wit and ‘timing of i its predeces-.. : Richard Gere ‘sare’ as Sullivan “Dr..T”. Travis, - . treasured Ob/Gyn to the Dailas uppercrust. He ‘is sur-.. ; rounded che an all-female | staff and clieniele, a a wife : gaggle of empty headed society, women Who ' Office suggests that theré* 5 nowhere they'd her be than i (I've got news. fo! I-don’t: good-looking the: doc:is: there’s just. no way. to speculum sexy. Nevertheless, the hissy-fit Dr.T:’s waiting r6om.-And wait they do... for hours, Dr. T. has ‘as: much impact ‘on his i; patients”. psychological ail- many talents ments as their gynecological ones. Dr. T’s assistant — ~ Carolyn (Shelley Long, ina slapstick role) tries vainly to ‘rein the women in and keep order..." L Adding to the mounting chaos in Travis’ life is the “n-slow mental decline ‘of his Wife Kate (Farrah Fawcett); :‘and the impending marriage of his elder daughter Dee .” Dee, a Dallas Cowboys : cheerleading alternate with a- suspicious choice for maid of honour. ... *: “Unfortunately, Faweett’ Ss, portrayal of Kate gives men- tal illness a bad name. Kate = | is suffering from a “Hestia‘ complex,” which apparently ‘:is what happens to rich and happy women when the ‘Garden: Club gets boring (an ‘interesting concept that is Pnever fully ex) lored).: - Faweett’s biggest scene is “a buck-naked romp through a'shopping mall fountain. - (Did Aleman think the audi- ence. wouldn't catch on to ~ Kate’s fragile mental state if she were only partially » clothed? Or did he hate to waste Fawcett’s natural . learly at case. here; and is at his’ most like- able, in the role of a man constantly surrounded by women: Despite the contin: ual ‘stroking of his ego, Altman’s Dr.:T has nothing © but reverence ‘and tender-- Bur the female a actors don’t fare as well: Helen ” Hunt as Bree, the golf pro, * is too emotionally cold for - us to believe that Dr.:T ing marriage vows for her. Laura Dern is capable but underwritten as Peggy, Kate’s champagne-swilling sister, who moves into the : Travis mansion with her three toddlers (girls, of course) in tow, And back to Dr. T’s women: never having been to the Lone Star state | can't say for certain, but I'm pretty sure that the portrayal of every last one of the women as petty, scheming, spoiled, vacuous or ven- omous shopaholics won't sit well with the women of Dallas. And the last scene? - Without giving anything ~ away I can only say that if it was intended to, be’ pro- - - found, it totally ‘missed its mark. Ie’s almost as it Altman looked at the film, thought it lacked something, and added the scene for shock/- water cooler conv ersation value. The narrative flows along nicely enough and the ‘premise is promising, but = fas cari- | © “eatures and never elfeit! 90 ~much interest from the audi-.. ‘ence. A top-notch collection’ “of actors put to waste, and a - + big disappointment from the : director of such gems as the women come o M*A*S*H and ‘The Player. “Tabot and Dawson “Eclectic Acoustic duo: Oct 20 @ om e Solas “Wrish/American traditional band : is Oct 23. @ 8pm ; ae “Kenny Werner “Acclaimed international pianist : iit t concert with “A” Band & NiteCap Dec g. @ @ pm ~ 2055 Purcell Way, North Nae : Box. Office: 990- 7810