comics ARLO & JANIS® by Simmy Jonnson 1 DO! [ LOVE HIM! THAT | | FIGURES! YOU NEVER HAD) MAKES ME A DITIOHEAD*/ CBee oid 11982 Oy NEA og W GO AWPY WITH HIM OK AN EXOTIC WEEKEND FRANK & ERNEST® by Bob Thaves DID YOu EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE PAYS WHEN YOU DIPN'T GIVE A HOOT Af0UT ANYTHING? GRIZZWELLS® by Sill Schorr 1 VOUT “Y REY, HIGERNATION'S NoT FoR SEE Wow | EVERYONE. BUT, [T'e'Vo-ABLE” Yall CAN | AS LONG AS YOUUAE CERTAN | SLEEP ESSENTIAL cad AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT IN YOUR LIFE/ HOROSCOPES Dedicated to all lovers of... THIS COMMENTARY is dedicated to my daughter, Fayren Nepenthe (Greck for ‘‘no sorrow’'), a beautifully “‘fey’’ product of magically transformative love-sharing between her elfin, air-sylph-like mother and my impish, satyr-like self, who refers to me as a ‘‘jerk.”” No, we're not Greek. I just love the feeling-tone of ‘‘Nepenthe.”’ And [ can certainly, on the per- sonality level, be as gargantuan a “jeck'’ as the nexe father, brother, husband or ‘‘guy.”” { regard the beleaguered Woody Allen and tell myself, ‘It could be worse!’’ My former wife would immediately retort, “‘It could be better!"’ In any case, I also dedicate the following to all lovers of ... well, if you will, please read slowly with the heart rather than quickly with the head: Where dips the rocky highland of sleuth wood in the iake, there lies a leafy island where flapping herons wake the drowsy water rats. There we've hid our faery vats, full of berries, and of reddest stolen cherries. Come away, o human child, to the waters and the wild with a faery, hand in hand, for the world’s more full of weeping than you can understand. Where the wave of mocniight glosses the dim grey sands with light, far off by furthest rosses we foot it all the night, weaving olden dances, mingling hands and mingling glances till the moon has taken flight. : To and fro we leap and chase the frothy bubbles, while the world is full of troubles and is anxious in iis sleep. Come away, o human child, to the waters and the wild with a faery, hand in hand, for the world’s more full of weeping than you can understand. Where the wandering water gushes from the hills above glen- car, in pools among the rushes that scarce could bathe a star, we seek for slumbering trout and whispering in their ears give them unquiet dreams. Leaning softly out from ferns that drop their tears over the young streams. Come away, o human child, to the waters and the wild with a faery, hand in hand, for the world’s more full of weeping than _ you can understand. Away with us he’s going, the solemn-eyed: he’ll hear no more the lowing of the calves on the warm hillside or the kettle on the hob sing peace into his breast, or see the brown mice bob round and round the oatmeal-chest. Come away, o human child, to the waters and the wild with a faery, hand in hand, for the world’s more full of weeping than you can understand. The Stolen Child —- W.B. Yeats Dec. 6-12, 1992 ARIES (March 21-April 20) Sunday, Aries, you may need to regulate your sensual desire nature. Mon- day, reconcile a friendship. Flow more and tush less, Tuesday. Some powerful answers, mid-week. You are “rubbed the wrong way,"' Friday. Go away, Saturday. Have some fun. O53 TAURUS (April 21-Msy 20 Sunday, Taurus, is a good shop- ping day for you. Overspending is even eas- ier, Monday. Open up, be honest, Tuesday. Wednesday, intense. Rest, Thursday. Someone compliments you, Friday. Satur- day, deja vu. GEMINI (May 22-June 21) Go bdargain-hunting, Sunday, Gemini. You hear something, Monday, that could rock your boat. Accent the positive, Robert 2 : HEAVENS ABOVE Tuesds;. Wednesday's full moon enhances relationship. Temperamentai, Thursday. Keep that secret, Friday. Saturday, make more specific plans for the holidays. S39 CANCER (Jone 22-July 23) Sunday, Cancer, you don’t want to he told what to do. Make up with a friend, Monday. Tuesday, emotional. Wednesday, you feel tighter. Compassion is called for, Thursday. Your mood, Friday, is dreamy. Saturday, you may decorate. 2 LEQ (July 24-Aug. 23) Sunday, Leo, slow dawn. An un- necessary quarrel, Monday. Very perceptive, Tuesday. Have a special dinner, Wednesday evening. Mail your Christmas cards, Thurs- day. A heliday party, Friday. A sti¢ky situ- ation clear, up, Saturday, : TW VIRGO (Aug. 24-Segt. 23) Your mate, is jeatous, Sunday. Someone is noi tevelfing with you, Monday. Tuesday, perfect for organizing Christmas. You may feel bubbly, Wednesday. New in- formation, Thursday. Organizational changes, Friday. Some of you remove deco- rations from the box, Saturday. f\.. 5 LIBRA (Sept, 24-Oct. 23) You could jeopardize closest rela- tionship, Sunday. Monday may bring harsh words. Make up later. Canflicted, Tuesday. Do less. Peace restored, Wednesday. An er- ror in judgment, Thursday. Someone flirts with you Friday. If you flirt back, you'd better mean it. A party, Saturday. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) Someone is upset, Sunday. Talk it out. Keep’a low profile, Monday. A roman- tic quandary, Tuesday. Further discussion in order, Wednesday. Plan to shop this weekend, Relax, Saturday evening. . ~ SAGITTARIUS (Nav. 23-Dec. 21) Someone you me.t, early week, is captivated by you. You'll be bashful. Wed- . nesday’s full moon sends you a bit over- board. Friday, you’ve seen better days. Normalization, Saturday. B CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 20) A clash between you an someone of the complementary sex, Sunday. Increas- ed funds, early week. Mid-week, good for shopping. Some carly celebrating, Friday. Less puzzled by friend's behavior, Saturday. WARY AGUARIUS (Jan, 21-Feb, 19) Sunday, Aquarius, a friend nags - you to shop. Conflict, Monday, reacts on your health. Be patient, Wednesday. Eat less, next two weeks. You'll feel put upon. by others, Friday. Shopping list is in- complete, Saturday. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) Sunday, Pisces, perfect for writing Christmas cards. Monday, easy to get things done. A favorite friend may visit, Tuesday. A family squabble, mid-week. Consider change, Thursday. Friday evening, disap- pear, You succumb to the holiday spirit, Saturday. Robert Aiken is an interna- tionally known astrologer/ metaphysician, therapeutic counsellor and workshop leader of 30 years’ experience. He offers in-depth, substantive astrological readings as well as empoweritig therapeutic counselling sessions. Contact Carole: 929-4049,