TULSA, Oklahoma ~— A
judge has ordered the Covey
family and the Rosencurter
family jointly to operate the
357-grave cemetery that bears
both their names and to
which both families have legit-
imate claims.

The decision follows a fist-
fight and _hair-pulling
wrestling match engaged in by
as many as 150 from both
sides at the graveyard.

A justice of the Northern
Territory (Australia) Supreme
Court has
Aborigine St
for tribal justice, instead hol
ing him under ‘Australian law
for the murder of a 23-vear-
old nephew.

Tribal elders had sccured
Barnes’ consent to the tradi-
tional punishment for his
crime, including having mem-
bers of his own family punch
him in the face, then club him
with heavy hunting
boomerangs, then sling the

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boomerangs at him, and final-
ly spear him in both thighs
tour or five times.

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Canere, Peru — A recent
celebration of Saint Efigenica
was to include the “Great
Gastronomic Kitty Festival” (a
cat-tasting event), but animal-
lover organizations won a suc-
cessful last-minute appeal.

Cats remain a delicacy,
though: as one citizen said,
“The street cats are the best.
They have more flavor.”

Bloomfield, New Jersey —
James T. Hilton, who police
said had just carjacked a van,
was chased by police in West
Orange into the neighbor-
hood of Our Lady of the
Valley Roman Catholic
Church.

Hilton slowed down and
was captured after accidentally
banging into two unmarked
police cars driving slowly
down the street and leading a
5,000-officer funcral proces-
sion for state trooper Scott M.
Gonzalez.

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In as recent article
Bangkok’s largest English-lan-
guage newspaper, The Nation,
lamented how far Thailand is
behind the West in pertor-
mance art, owing to Thais’
cultural inhibitions.

Nonetheless, given brief
mentions in the article were a
woman named Mink who
epats the floor with tooth-

paste and wallows in it, to sig-

she said, that we all have
to wriggle out of difficult situ-
ations in order to survive; and
the father of Thai pertor-
mance art, Inson Wongsam,
who in the 1960s sculpred an

To dramatize the dwin-
dling amount of middle-
income housing on presti-
gious Cape Cod, artist Jay
Critchley outfitted an old cep-
tic tank in his yard (six feet in
diameter, five feet high) with
carpeting, table, chair and
television set, with entry
through 2 narrow hole in the
ground.

His point was thar this is

just about the only kind of

housing the non-rich can
afford. According to a Boston
Globe reporter, “Burning
incense almost masked the
telltale aroma.”

Memphis, Tennessee —
George B. Rich and Gary L
Tewel, law partners for six
years, ended their joint prac-
tice in 1996, but neither
wanted to give up the offices.

Since then, according to
Rich, Jewel has been purpose-
ly annoying him in order to
drive him our, and he filed a
lawsuit in November to get
Jewel to stop and to erect a
soundproof partition.

According to Rich, Jewel
bounces a baskerball, drums

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smelly lunches, barks like a
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In Singapore, ‘lan Ah-bah,
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months in jail for assaulting a
37-year-old man at a popular
lover’s lane. The men aie both
admitted peeping toms and
had fought over control of the
choicest spot to watch a couple
making out in a car.

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