THE APPOINTMENT of Romeo LeBlanc as Governor General is enough to make every environmentalist, ani- mai-lover and believer in democracy throw up. For 10 years as fisheries minister, he was the embodiment of the piti- less, hak-a-pik-wielding brutes who used to bash newbom Harp seal pups out on the ice floes before the more civilized countries of Europe stepped in and forced the savage Canucks to stop beating up on baby seals, Romeo LeBlanc was the heartless decision-maker at whose discretion hundreds of thousands of pups wouid be clubbed each spring. He was the point man for the sealing industry, the guy who defended the hunt, both within Cabinet, and in the media. If anyone was looking for sheer volume of blood on any politician's hands in this country, look no further ‘than our brand new governor gener- ‘al. It was only seal blood, you say. What's the deal? Well, having looked down from a helicopter off the coast of Labrador and seen the blood streaked from horizon to horizon across the icepacks in the wake of the sealing boats, I can say the sight was enough to chill the soul. LeBlanc insisted that he'd never visited the seal hunt, and as far as I know, he never did go out there to see for himself what an atrocity he was perpetuating. T suspect Romeo didn’t want to know. What did he care? He was enjoying all the perks of being in Cabinet. Why worry about a little thing like a mass slaughter of wild animals? “ . Just Arrived . vA Great Stock of + Breyer Horses Mon.-Gat. 9:30am-5: 30pm Sunday Noon Apm But forget the anima! cruelty aspect, if that’s not your concern. Perhaps you are a believer of the rule of law, the faimess of our vaunt- ed judicial system, which is sup- posed to be free of political interfer- ence. Romeo LeBlanc was the author, you may recall, of cae of the most anti-democratic pieces of legislation ever to be cooked up in this country, an Orwellian bundle of regulations called the Seal Protection Act, which were designed to protect the seal hunters from people who were trying to save the seals. The regulations rin so roughshod over civil rights that they were chal- lenged in the Supreme Court, which eventually struck the entire Seal Protection Act down us being uncon- stitutional. Tt no Jonger exists in law, having been consigned to the trash heap of totalitarian legislation like the War Measures Act. That was our brand new Governor General’s handiwork, LeBlanc at one point cordoned off the entire Western Atlantic to the prying eyes of media from around the world, but had to make a humili- ating retreat when two American congressmen arrived, demanding to take a look at what kind of a horror show the Canadians were allowing to happen out there, guarded by fed- eral fisheries officers, PR flunkies “-and RCMP, During the seal wars of the mid- to late ‘70s, we used to call him Romeo The Blank, because whenev- STRICTLY PERSONAL er we tried to talk to him or get information from him, we drew a blank. - It was thanks to one of Romeo's flunkies, however, that ! got my first close-up picture of how power works at the federal level in Canada, and it was anything but pretty. I was sitting in a motel room in St. Anthony, Newfoundland, in 1976, talking to Charles Friend, Romeo's press officer. Representing Greenpeace at the time, I had to tell him what we planned to do to apply for permission under the Seal Protection Act to get out to the ice. One day I finished my negotiat- ing session with Friend at about 11 am. By 2.30 p.m. that same day, after he had made his phone call to DRAPERIES BY S. LAURSEN & SON CUSTOM. DRAPERIES, TRACKS AND VALANCES Labour $8.50 per panel untined, $9.56 lined. CUSTOM BEDSPREADS & BLINDS At low, low prices. For FREE Estimates call 987-2966 (Ask about Seniors’ Discounts) - Serving the North Shore for 23 years ae) Explorer gives you a Motorola portable for just $99. a aa And for only $49.95" a month you also get: Bio) 2 ¢ Unlimited local calling for the first 50 days and night «50 minutes of business airtime a month * And unlimited local weekend calling APEX ADVANTAGE: SALES, SERVICE & PENTAL -MOBAE SERVICE VAN. FREE SERVICE LOANERS * Sore restrictions apply. Call us for details. 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ILis the standard sort of legal- istic trick that authoritarian regimes who don’t care about the rights of their citizens use all the time to crush opposition to their policies. So, not only was Romeo The Blank responsible for prolonging the seal slaughter far past the point Save 25% to 50% on where most serious scientists were saying it should have been stopped, he was quick to trammel all over the rights of Canadiazs who didn't hap- pen to agree with him. If the Governor General of Canada is somehow supposed to be a revered figure, the choice of Romeo the Mad Seal Butcher is wildly at odds with the supposedly environment-sensitive era of the ‘90s, Naming him Governor General is like giving the job to a kind of ecological Jabba the Hutt. It was interesting to see the reac- tion in the House of Commons to The Blank’s appointment. Lucien Bouchard babbled stupidly about the history of the Acadians, a totally - irrelevant aside. 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