32 - Sunday, July 28, 1991 - North Shore News

COMICS HOROSCOPES

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American death ceremony.

it began as a crude ritual back
in the days of witchcraft. In re-
cent years it has been developed
into a science. It usually takes
from 10 to 15 years. However,
modern scientific advancements
are shortening this period of time.

It starts with one simple Aspirin
for a headache. When the one
Aspirin will no longer cover up
the headache, you take one of the
stronger compounds.

By this time, it becomes neces-
sary to take something for the
ulcers which have been caused by
the Aspirin. Now that you are
taking two medicines, you have a
C1 good start.

After a few months these
medications will disrupt your liver
function. If a good infection de-
velops, you can take some
penicillin. The penicillin may
damage your red blood corpuscles
and spleen so that you develop
anaemia. Another medication is
then taken to cover up the
anaemia.

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(AS) CANCER (June 22-July 23)

You require more exercise, Cancer.
Tuesday, deep-seated tension rises to the
surface. You can relieve it if you face it.
Thursday, you may be reminded of a past
hurt. Home atmosphere could be tense,
Saturday. Go see a friend.

By this time all of these medica-
tions will put such a strain on
your kidneys that they could
break down. It is now time to
take further antibiotics.

2 LEO (uly 24-Aug. 23)

You have a promise to keep and
you won’t renege, Leo. Your fuse is short,
Monday. Overhaul your budget, Wednes-
day. Be discreet in your comments, Thurs-

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criticism. Consider well before mouthing off
over the weekend.

When these destroy your natu-
ral resistance to disease, you can
expect a general flare-up of all

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your symptoms. The next step is
to cover up all of these symptoms
with sulfa drugs.

When the kidneys finally plug
up, you can have them drained.
Some poisons will build up in
your system but you can keep go-
ing quite a while this way.

By now the medications will be
so confused they won’t know
what they are supposed to be do-
ing, but it doesn’t really matter. If
you have followed every step as
directed, you can now make an
appointment with your undertak-
er.

This game is played by prac-
tically all North Americans, except
for the few ignorant souls who
follow nature.

‘Joy, temperance and repose
slam the door on the Doctor’s
nose!’ — Longfellow

For the week of Luly 28-Aug. 3,
1991

ALL SIGNS

Comparing the atlas of space
and an atlas of the brain, a phi-
losopher of medicine was struck
by the identical arrangement of
the cells of the cortex and of the
stars of the galaxies.

He uses medicine carefully while
condemning those aspects of
modern medicine that upset the
balance of your body ‘‘in ignoring
man in his totality and grandeur.”’

ARIES (March 21-Aprii 20)

Sunday, Aries, Pluto goes direct.
Expect a orelease of bottled-up energy.
Mid-week, there is need for work on your
home. Financial crunch, Thursday. Friday,
“What a day!"* Things turn out the way
you want then to. Saiurday can be festive.

te ‘TAURUS (April 21-May 21)

Move impetus to your closest rela-
tionships now, Taurus, Avoid complica-
tions, Monday. Mid-week. follow your in-
tuition to success, Thursday, take the time
to plan for ihe next few weeks. Examine a
family matier, Saturday.

TI Gesintimay 22-June 20

You get to the bottom of that
wy aery gow, Gemini, Celebrate! Keep a
low profile, Monday. Mid-week, you talk
your way through a potentially risky situa-
lion. Later this week, play it by ear. Aspects

VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)

Your competitive spirit may be
aroused now, Virgo. Easy does it, mid-week.
Beware of foolish spending. Lack of com-
munication could cause relationship prob-
lems, Friday. Be clear. Saturday is good for
entertaining at home.

AS LIBRA (Sept. 24-0c1. 23)

. Don’t give in to negative feelings,
Libra. You may act against your own inter-
ests. Mid-week, others are impressed with
your professional attitude in a new jab situ-
ation. Thursday, you siow down. Saturday,
you need a change of scene.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)

Your ruler, Pluto, Is direct on
Sunday, Scorpio. New cycle, Think a month
or two ahead. Mid-week, get angry. then,
tet_it go. Hold no grudges. Be more open,
Friday. Saturday, stay on schedule. So
much to do!

Al sacrrrarius Nov, 23-Dec. 21)
Create some slone time now,
Sagittarius. You need it. Monday’s good
news from a friend inspires. Mid-week is
opportunity-time; kawever, proceed with
caution. Health may not be up to par.
Please youtself, Saturday. Leave the
Pressure behind you.

B CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 20)

Your energy can overwhelm
everyone around you, Capricorn. Do nol
overdo. Let your softest side lead the way
now. Others will foitow. Thursday, consider
a vacation! You need a day or two or three
to sort out some thoughts.

NA
mrs AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)

This is a time of subliminal
uprush. Time to let go. Mid-week, someone
tries to convince you that they are on the up
and up. You know better. Thursday is no
time for an awkward move, Recharge your
energies, Saturday.

PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)

Your temper is tested Monday,
Pisces. Are others deliberately provoking
you? Remain calm. Practice accountability.
You may be accused of keeping secrets,
mid-week. You are “‘private.’’ They ll get
over it. A neighbor may move soon.

Robert Aiken is an interna-
tionally kaown astrologer/
metaphysician, therapeutic
counsellor and workshop Jeader of
30 years’ experience. He offers
in-depth, substantive astrological
readings as well as empowering
therapeutic counselling sessions.
Contact Carole: 929-4049,