loney worries quelle y local expert advice Eleanor Godley MORE ABOUT money. Gosh, you’d think by the way I go on about it, that I had a buncii. “Not!” to use the cur- rent colloquialism. But in these parlous times, with interest rates low and the dollar sagging like a wounded dove, plus ominous rumors out of Ottawa’s Old-Age exche- quer, one perforce must dwell on same. It’s no good just sitting around worrying about it, what if this and what if that. What you need is some practical ‘ type who speaks plainly and helps you get a proper perspec- tive on your own situation. | Everyone's got different pri- crities, but all of it condenses down to “can I live this way?” “what steps should J take?” “Those two ladies from the Investors Group will gladly go over your resources with you, but their focus, you under- stand, is on what they special- ize in, investing. They can yaa you use your excess capital to your best advantage, but their :- forte is not bread-and-butter money. ~ , “They,” that mythical group - that has the answer to every- _ thing, “they” say that the rule of thumb for investment is to’ think one hundred years, sub- . tract your age from that, and - you've got the percentage of: your resources that you can ’ safely afford to speculate with. We gather hundred- -year: olds don’t hang around casinos alot. | If we knew just how many ‘more years we had, it would be - ‘ easier to cut the cloth, eh?’ < Failing that, we seek out the . expert and try to establish whether we have enough for a flared skirt as well asa match- ing weskit, or whether we should stick to straight up and *. down and short all around. I have such an expert resource. I found him in the ’ headquarters of the North ° - Shore Credit Union, where I like to do my money-business. The people there are fresh and friendly and I like the sort ef clubby feeling. Roman is what they call their Specialized Services rep, suggesting he’s prepared to handle old-age clients who are busy building nests of money for those who will still abide after the oldsters have packed Fabric clearance from Roll ends Remnants at throw away prices 54° (meter $1? /meter THE VINTAGE YEARS it in. The sober title indicates that he has a wealth of experi- ence in dealing with the con- fused, like us elders. Hedoes. . He’s very forthright and fundamental. I was impressed when another employee volun- teered the information that he had achieved managerial status in the city earlier on, but had * asked to return to active involvement in the nuts and * bolts rather than basking on the seats of power. You have to be really inter- . -ested both in your own work and in people to make that sort of sacrifice, I think. Anyway, he gave me a thumbnail outline of the merits of various options of control of one’s bits of money, stressing the value for seniors of buying Canada Savings Bonds, or equivalent bond offers, in November. Their simplicity, coupled with their excellent return and their liquidity he believes to be most beneficial to us, in our fragile years. One of the seemingly com- pulsory habits of old people, that of putting all their money into savings accounts, gives him the pip, but it’s because he didn’t grow up in our times. In the *30s, to have your own Savings account was a goal and a glory — it gave a feeling of safety and security that nothing else brought in those days. But nowadays a savings account is paying half a per cent for Pete’s sake, and this to a banker, brings on an attack of the willies. I frankly can’t recall getting any interest at all on my long-ago savings accounts, but that wasn’t the point —- we weren't brought up to expect it to earn any- thing, we were just interested in having it where it was safe and hard to get at. Which is something else Roman would like to see come about, the instruction of chil- dren in money and what it does and how it can be used. They grow up so carelessly, not knowing anything except what they want to spend it on, whereas they could so easily learn the secret that would change their tives. For us, we saw money so rarely we would never have dared take it at anything but its face value. To that end, he’s ready to help us take on, al our age, a ‘simple seminar to teach us stuff like not putting all our eggs in one account —— espe- cially if it’s a savings account — plus some more diversions that we could use to maximize our bits of money. - It would be a good idea to” give him the chance. And if you’re laid up, he'll come to you. 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