C4 - Wednesday, April 28, 1982 - North Shore News 150 CUPS A DAY Two years training for tea taster NEW ORLEANS (UPI) - James Barnett is serious about his tea. He brews about 150 cups a day, but never swallows any of it. The importers who bring almost 200 million pounds of tea into the country each year are glad for his care, because Bennett is one of two tea tasters employed by the Food and Drug Ad- ministration. Barnett sampled about 75 million pounds of tea in 1981; the other 115 million pounds were tested by Sprucing up some old cliches SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (UPI) - Cliches may teach the virtues of godliness through cleanliness, optimism via silver linings and equality among geese and ganders, bul a group of eighth graders say today’s world deserves some new Sayings. The eighth-graders at Washington Middle School — hoping to be the apple of teacher Richard Howard's eye — added some spice to some old sayings for an English assignment Monday, addressing such con- temporary problems as corruption, nuclear disarmament and the video craze. Here are some examples: — Too many parents spoil the party. — Currency is the source of corruption (ask any politician). — An idiot and his dough are easily separated. — An orange a day keeps the Tang away. — Don't count breakfast before milkman comes — Every watermelon has a milhon seeds (great spitting ammunition on a_ hot summer day An omon a day keeps everyone away Don't put your dreams behind closed doors One acquired is worth two promised on the A moving Pac-Man does not geteaten (and saves video pame fans valuable allowance) Dont put all your moncy in one hand Robert Dick in New York, who has been a tea taster for 30 years. Barnett’s technique is to inhale the tea quickly through his mouth, turning it into a fine spray that sweeps over his palate and olfactory senses at the same time. He swishes it around in his the taste. Then he bends over a 2'A foot tall spitoon braced mouth, contemplating between his legs and spits. “Black tea is the kind most folks are familiar with,” — Every chicken has a silver egg Don't put all your chickens in one basket (or you'll have more eggs than you know what to do with). — Too many cooks spoil the eggs. — Too many dogs spoil the tree (and the bush and the flower and the garden’ .-) — Money is the answer to all bills (so is a credit card). — Don't put all your bombs in one Iran (share them with all your enemies). — A drunk and his drink are soon potted. — Every rock singer has a silver limo. — A fool is the root of all evil. — A bird and his bush are soon parted. — A rolling stone gathers no money (unless it's a rock star). 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Each year, the Board of Tea Experts meets and revises those standards by selecting teas in eight categories by which imports can be measured. Born in DeKalb, Miss., Barnett has been in New Orleans for two years after training for a year in New York. Before becoming a tea taster, Barnett was an en- tomologist and seafood enjoy these assignments much more than writing about ‘What I Did During Summer Vacation.” controlled Sale ends May § taster for the _ federal government. He tastes tea imported down the Pacific coast from the San Francisco area and over to the Gulf of Mexico. He also tastes tea coming into the United States at Honolulu, St. Louis, Kansas City. Mo., Denver and Phoenix, Ariz. Barnett’s palate is sen- Sitive enough to tell from what part of the world a tea comes - and even in which province it was grown. He tastes up to 150 cups of tea day. Most of the requisite 4- ounce samples are thrown out once the tea is tasted. 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