| column;

Landers.) makes.
‘bucks. (with an army = of

The proprietor c of this here 2 |
having | flang’ his:

back outta joint during: the

tribal event known asthe -~
ANNUAL... VACATION, if
forced to admit that if a feller So

, can see a laugh behint ‘the.
pain, .it’s a helluva. sight _
‘better cure fer this tired old -

world than the local saw- -
bones can provide! 8
F’rinstance, there’s the

pleasure of knowin’ a loita~

folk enioyed that last batch of
‘Or’: Bill’s clam ‘chowder -

after the sacroiliac went _
last

“TWANG”? on the

7 shovelful of. clams!

On Puther hand, Ann

secretaries on the 49th floor
of a chromium-plated syndi-.
cate office)....
TELLIN’

Miu REIDGE TOGETHER!

Prt

;

It’s knowin’ yur wife will. —
hoist you off the john in the —
yur,
bootlaces, so you can git to

mornin’ - an tie
work. vse,

It’s s heavin’ out - the lawn-
mower fer to do the back
forty, becus the Old Man is
sorta bustid up..... even

‘though her arthriticks is —

givin’ her hell! —

It’s kriowin’ the old cuss is

still hammerin’ a typewriter, .

tryin’ to give folks a laugh --

<A NATION”

ee “Your fitter wanted us. to:

a "zillion we

‘WITHOUT.
. FOLKS ABOUT .
‘TE GLUE THAT HOLDS A .

see it!””

Page 18, April 19, 1978 - North Shore News|

even’ when. | -he-
-“KEERIST!”””

eee

And ‘so, ‘Miz. Landers, I

, tura to the file that all writers
_ | keep for emergencies. I give |

‘|. you British humor at its best, o
@ with a a passing thought:

THAT Cy
LAUGHS WILL NEVER DIE!
eeee8 :

‘SHEF-

‘were

‘THE. USE OF NORTH SEA.
-.GAS:: EXTRACTS. FROM... ~
‘LETTERS Lae ‘LOCAL

AUTHORITY:
: sesee

try it in the coal place, but we
think it is better in the:

Sees

obstruction in my passage?”

| a eenne -
“The electricity 1 man nid it
through the floor boards - but

your man put it in-my front
passage where everyone cain

“oy don’t like it so much i in

. the kitchen as I did in the
. ‘Showroom window!”’

seeee

“Since you, put a new pipe

’ from the mains to the house, 2

my husband. and: 1 dread -
going to: bed because of the |
slight discharge. ' We think |
there is a Jeak just after it.
enters. I have six children. If _
you do ‘not do. something
about the leak, the coroner |
"will blame youl”? By

After 11 years at 1345 Lonsdale the Yarn Basket

is moving across the street to 109°E. 14th St.

These familiar friendly faces will be in the new

premises to give you the same personalized

service.

potters oe
wen he = hits. ae
the sarriage t return lever. ee eee
mn : oe. ce ‘told. my” husband: “to “
leave. it in all. ‘night, but we”
won't... If he. ‘comes in. the”
‘showroom ‘like I did; can the ©
lady. satisfy ‘him ‘behind the |»
counter?”’ eee

7 ON ‘THE ‘MomENTOUS.”
OCCASION. . OF.
FIELD, TRANSFERRING TO |

peswarus |

__ BEGINNING - 2
_ HUMOR WILL. ‘(CURE ANY-—
_THING.... EVEN AN ACH.

- e888

a

“etene.

“ry was s told mine is no 0 god, oe
.“T was. told mine’ is no
good, but if it is altered, I can —
get the: ‘North Sea in.” ee

.e

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ee province | has registered 7207

My v wife will be ready | for a
: your. man, if you. will ‘let her.
know when he i is comin ona. .
wie ne a - ‘panies. Act i in 1 August of 1976.

mactrnedA.?? | So

. "4

eeeee

“y will try to pay y before the
- end of the month, because _
Ry husband will be surprised °.
Hf you. cut it off without telling ee
me jim.’ . .

sensie

- “Tt h nas gone slack with use.
_ and my husband can’t.make |

it tighter no matter. how. he. .
_ tries -- so for the time being,
‘we are making do witha an Hold ve

ae | ewe waster 99:

lia TEs

stage

uk IKE 1 ‘SED av ta |
“BRITISH.

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Affairs: ‘Minister. Rafe ‘Mai
-. and 745 companies incorpor-

“ ‘Columbia, last year. a .

. _ company. which moves. the
place: of its incorporation. toa.
new =

“ance legislation, a. company

. province with. similar con-
- tinuance _

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