LATES
than the other:

Wimpland Refugee Fiasco. is
Monty Python would. have loved it.
Monty doe sm’t- work for the CBC;

“reouver'’s :
Church ora combination of chure:

Doug Collins —

gel this. straight @

even: better
Pity
which acts wide- eyed

‘every time anew boatload of liars arrives and goes in for ‘the:

‘Brian Baloney: “ Thav 5 the kind of country we

“The'scenatio is simple: 174 well.

dressed dark: folk: arrive, ons the::
briefcases"
and ‘gold jewelery. and ask how

coust complete “with
they can take a cab to Toronto,

which, is only’ 1,500 ‘miles away.

They are wearing turbans, but for

“wo days; at least; the minister for
immigration can't say where they
= have come from.

» These are the “refugees” from
nowhere. Probably cockneys-in

fancy. dress, trying 10 escape from’:

. Muggie* Thatcher, “Or. actors” in
blackface hired by.some ‘keen wit

who ‘wishes’ to test our off-shore:

“welcome in’ Wimpland,

are’? stuff.
defences, hia ha.

They could also be terrorists on
the run. who have been busy chop- :
ping:up people in'India and would

“now like.toctry their luck at chop-

ping up people here.

Never..mind:: Everyone's
Baloney
and his co- conspirators in the Op-

‘ position being anxious to alienate”

no_ Sikh votes.

»-Meanwhite, Immigration :
Minister Benoit: Bouchard comes
on-: the “box ‘speaking pidgin =
English and wringing his hand
He can’t do nuttin’ abou the
people, che says, .because under

_ Skateboard ramp plan
_ quashed” in N V City —

NORTH VA NCOUVER
skateboarders. will not: be: able: to
enjoy. their pastime in’ city: parks
after city council balked at the idea
of providing skateboarding ramps.

City engineer Allan Phillips cited

the need “to” properly house:: the.

wooden: ramps and: the potential
for liability problems :as- reasons
why: the’ city should ‘not g0 ahead.
- with the plan. i

A Vancouver skateboard facility :

“was closed several years ago’ “due to
‘the “high: incidence — of injuries
| -. associated =.with
a Phillips said in‘a report.

* Constructing .a facility such. as...
-District’s ©

“North {Vancouver

“Seylynn.. Bowl would: ‘cost’: from

$75,000 .to.$100,000,: a. price : 100

high for-the city, hie indicated:
« Instead, veil
North .;. Vancouver:

the. Afacility,:

» council: will urge: the’
j Recreation ©
‘Commission to look into providing

‘a skateboard facility at the rec ene;

_tre's curling rink: :
“Ecthink it’s as good a start as
any one,”’

city to provide -safe, off-street

skateboarding ramps.

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cet Bye ene
Colin Hempsall.
_ North Vancouver Courthouse
“Gallery:

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MINIS = MICROS -
: PLEATED SHADES

THERE 15 A DIFFERENCE!

: powerful novel The Camp Of The.

~ Raspail.

racist.

said-Ald.:Dana:Taylor. |
who in the past has pushed for the

curimmigration: laws they must
all be heard. And yes, he admits,
unat-could take years. The Tories
did (ry to hurry the process along,
he adds sadly, but the Opposition
has delayed ‘things.

In Toronto, a spokesman. for,
20,000 Sikhs says he‘will be able
to’ fix: these newcomers up with
jobs. Of course. And the sooner
the whole of the Punjab arrives in
Canada ‘the better.

One -recalls--Jean  Raspail's
Saints, in whicha -liberal Europe
falls to Asiatic rule because it:is’ .
too gutless to refuse admission to
countless East Indian'refugees""

~ from boats, That's Ouawa’'s wa

too. But” pay no. attention’ to-

He's just another. rouen: 3

Tfecall “else fails, © West Van-"

them.

wae Wednesday;

St. David's..: United
ches will’see to it that Unis latest
load: of “phanies is: foaked after.
(After your tax dollars have look-
ed afterthem, that is.)

he wouldn’t surprise me, either:
if Baloney. didnt ger Rabbi Gun-
ther Plautta write another report
on’ how! hind “wel must. be;
Thad’ World clamoring

That's the kind of country we are,

“vat know,

As this.was being. Wwrilten,: ‘the
Canadian ‘Coast (Guard “had sent
out-an’ alert, to Canadian ‘forces
regarding a second. shiptoad. of
phonies, -this one. containing: the

relatives of the first lot. But why:
do ‘that? Bouchard. had falready:
made. clear. thats a second ship’

would have.to be admitted, 100.
‘Perhaps what-the. Coast Guard
really: means~ is’ that
should. be ready with peanut but:
ter sandwiches and coffee for

You can guarantee, in any case,
that the 174 will rapidly expand to
1,740, Asiatics always having lots
oferelatives, and
“cornerstone” of Wimpland im:
migration policy being = family

- reunification.

But 1,740 is. too low a ‘figure,

“too, because: relatives: also ‘have

relatives: So_ make: that“17,400.

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‘ter: 300

the.
sol imuch:

> ing only to ‘gi
to get a bit of First World welfare.”

“are liars: and cheats.
“fiurs

someone,

* racketeering.

thes

uly 15, 1987 - North Shore

And theie-are more joys.

Even if 30 ships or for thatmat-
-disgorge = their. happy
humun:eargoes they will have to
be allowed in, Isn't that the kind

Sof country we are? Not only that;
bul
“anything. ‘right

» wanted: toy

can't. change
now even if it
Itchas gone: building
sandcastles until ‘September, pitis-
». $7,000 raises to
members who areon committees:

A Curther reason for rejoicing is
that there are no] immigration
critics ins Ottawa, only inumigra-
tion and multicult boosters. “Thus
Dan Heap, the NDP immigration
man, says the anonymous turbans

parliament

“in question should not be refused

refugee status simply. because they
Themore
and cheats” he’ better, ;
presumedly. : °

Capping all this is the lntnigra:

‘tion Appeal” Board. decision’ to
YS grant «refugee statuss1o0 Robert:

the U.S, Indian who is:
the U.S.) for

Satiacum,
wanted: in

 Qur cup runneth over.

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what my, Sunday. column was all
about,-it should have begun with

“Dear Bill Vander Zalm”? but that

bit-didn't get in. I think there’s a
plot. against ME lo

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