A8 - Friday. October 12, 1984 - Here's how to save billions The Hon. Erith Nielsen, Deputy Prime Minister, Ottawa Dear Mr. Nielsen: The publ prints report you fase been placed oon charge of Cutting vovernment waste. You will “heave no stone unturned." tas stated, toeftect this Well, if vou are SCTIOUS, vou mds welcome some help trom your humble servant Ik would help ono end, serlous- wise, af vou could turn the first stone at home MPs’ pensions, for instance, have been deseribed by ac- tuaries as immoral and a disgrace. They are indexed, as you know, and a person qualities for one atter only six years. After IS vears, he pets the maximum, which is why Jots of laughing Liberals started their exile a few weeks apo with $83,000 per annum The salaries ain't too bad, either, being $S2,814,) plus $17,640 tor tired “rer penses'- Fixed in more senses than one The national cupboard be yny bare, as they say, vou could cut out the indexing and reduce the salaries a bit, or at least treeze them. And Please don’t tell me we're talking about peanuts Most of ous peasants live oon peanuts It as quite) true, however, that there are far bigger stones to be turned One such ws the Secretary oft State's department, that being the biggest bribe-and slush fund in Christendom It dispenses well over $2 billton a year. This year, it gave the North Shore Women's Cen tre $20,300 The Vancouver Status of Women got $63,000, and has been pre (O20) DF SIAN . > n te roe q WG 2 Nof e€ No Obligation bor birst Halt Hour ( onsuld bor Trade Mark Trade Name Sear hes In Candadd Ang Abroad Hegistration Protec ton Trade Marks GCopyogn! industia: Desigt 55 West First Street North Vancouver 9H6O 1432 North Shore News mised federal funds to replace what Bill Bennett so sensibly togk aways trom them You should see the muck the VWSW puts out) Retind me too send vou a couple ot copies of them newspaper, the Marxist-lbesbian News, otherwise known as Aertesis Judy Erolta of the loathsome Liberals promised tO inerease payments to Status of Women groups and the lovehes of Media Watch to $15 million trom $3 milhon fAere’s a stone tor you Most cthnig associations vet pasy-otts through the Sof S. office, of Course. as do the multtoult mantacs and human-righters And buckets of our dough go on multicult booze and vab tests at which its agreed unanimously that the taxpayer is nothing but a no-pood racist and redneck Whs aren't them cupboards bare? Heres another nice stone Over one and a half billion has been chucked away on something called minority language education What that means is that it’s gone to teaching Prneylish in Quebec and French in the rest of the country Quebec. naturally, got the lron’s share nearly $] bilhon (See S oof So OF ficial Languages In bk duca tion report dated November, 1982) Here's a stone that should Make vour Corns ache. dear sip dt toa has te deo with education lubor educa tion babor Canada gives grants to unions, belreve it of not, as th we don't have enough sterkes already Brom 1977 to PORT the unions pot ThHALat MAR Ski be TlON roa LJ 1 DoF . SUNSHINE BOY?? BARRY © UMMINGS 988 1175 (ott) 988 1414 (res ) If you think fitness Is a distant goal, consider this: you can walk all che way. * rstnHeorIiPdJjg%whHon million that owas. and betous not get this . Doug Collins $431,179 of that, for God's They may need some $10 btlhon tor vou like a admit that Ottawa is a dippy AMBLESIDE HOBBIES & CRAFTS 1425 Marine Dr. West. Van 922-3512 open 6 days a week forpel Loren blow me dhat wasnt announs aid. aither Right mow, is 9:30 -6 p.m. year that they do be : getting another $16 S millon costing us $2 2 billion a year, and | sce where Vout old bud Teamsters vet dy Joe Clark is hot on spen ding more, ih vou can cal/ i spending Burning would be a better Way of putting i Dake a dook at C PDAS su Thats short tor the Cana dig International Develop ment Apenes, so. culled What oat develops ois) net KNOW ibowe Ignore foreign corruption, domestic debt and bigger statts Its run by a dame who saves she’s a pre-hipps tippy In [983 at trad FT) vice presidents and 1,100 employees, and by March of this vear had got rid of ovet $1) obilbon tor us. 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