DO YOU THINK [M (AYNO (B) FOR THE 207 STILL PRETTY? TIME TODAY, YEO! (©) OF COURSE, SWEET. HEART! YOU'VE NEVER BEEN PRETTILR! i TA." THE BORN LOSER® by Art anc Chip Sansom F our vomsnorx assionvent NY "ynsexronce, 4 NOT 4 7” BUT AY DAD SHYS HE HAD WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT 2 @ 1992 by NEA, nc ? HELLO, SAE) “Being a werewolt also lousy when there's 2 half moon...) have to shave 15 times a day!” PET CORNER D.O.N.A.T.E. — “‘Bugsey,’’ a sweet little brown and white three-month-old Dutch rabbit (in photo}. Phone Doris Orr at 987-9015. Also waiting for new homes are several cats; choc- olate point Siamese; Calico; orange tabby. Please phone 987-9015 or 988-5643. PETS LTD needs good homes for 10-week-old Lab. pups; year-old purebred Briard; eight-month-old handsome Husky; 10-month-old Springer x; three-year-old bearded Collie x; six-year-old Newfie x. Please cail 988-7461 or 928-3988 (even- ings). Super sale March 21, West Van Community Centre, 10 a@.a2. to 1 p.m. . Sunday, March 8, 1992 - North Shore News - 3& HOROSCOPES elease dreams from the closet REGARDING THE means of livelihood: What with Uranus conjunct Neptune, let’s take our dreams out of the Robert Aiken closet. Sincerely attuning to the divine will and ‘‘allowing’’ reveals any other apparent will as powerless to influence and eliminates the effect of pride, fear and deceit in ourselves and opens thought to the spiritual sexse of being. Each of us has the teachings, the answers, ihe way to complete freedom deep within our hearts. Let’s release alli self-judgments, dare to take a leap of faith and affirm our fears away. May we resolve to create work in align- ment with ovr highest purpese in life, our deepest wishes, our most exquisite dreams. The work we do merely to sur- vive takes time and energy and neglects our deepest desires and greatest areas of creativity. Let us align with our highest purpose, knowing that al! fears are un- founded. Universe provides abuadartly. Attunement to infinite con- sciousness reveals the perfect work/play in the world which then comes easily, effortlessly. May we follow our intuition and dreams and act for the highest good of all. May we focus and get a clear picture on the inner planes. What are the immediate steps necessary to further our highest purpose? Where to live? What to do? How much money is re- quired? And what of the quality of our time ... relationships? We could choose to remove our dreams from the closet, affirm our fears away, let go and allow the source and very ground of all conciousness, of all beingness to .- play. March 8 to 14, 1992 ALL SIGNS A little story: This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Any- body could have dortie it, but No- body did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody . thought Anybody could do it but ~ Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done! | ARIES (March 21-April 20) A right response to a higher truth is to relax and lex it tell its whole story, Aries. Go with the flow, early week. Romance is likely, mid-week. Domestic issues emphasized, Thursday. Friday, pas- sion-time. You feel good about yourself, Saturday. %$ = TAURUS (April 21-Muy 21) Love what you are doing for your inner self and watch how true riches ac- cumulate, Taurus. Set goals, Tuesday. Decide. Commit! Otherwise, you drift. Take @ tisk, mid-week. Spend time with the one you love, Friday. Saturday is for romance. Celebrate your sensuality. Ir . GEMINI (May 22-Juae 21) Develop an inner efficiency aud it wilt extend itself to efficiency in externa! af- fairs, Gemini. You tend to daydream, Monday. Tuesday, more aware. Restless, mid-week. Goed fortune, Thursday and Friday. Saturday, deal with your financial situation. GX CANCER (June 22-July 25) io) We are never really betrayed by other people, but are betrayed only by our own refusal to listen, to fearn, to see. Tur- moil, Sunday. Monday, unpredictable. Focus. Tuesday and Wednesday suggest a reintionship change. Stand your ground, Thursday. Friday, greater balance. Could overspeti, Saturday. HEAVENS ABOVE LEO (Joly 24-Aug. 23) When knowing what is right for your life you are not durdened with false concern over the life of others, Leo. Con- sider well before acting, Sunday. Early week, release some old hurts. Mid-week, tet go some more and move on. More emo- tionally secure, Friday. Saturday, be fair. VIRGO (Ang. 1. 23) My Involve yourself with inaer com- mand and ali other involvements will come under your command, Virgo. Early week, you are not quite sure what's going on. Be patient. Be more » mid-week. Two choices, Friday. Follow your heart. Satur- day, you feel blessed. You can be a love finder or a fautt finder; not doth. SL. LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23) —<—= Self-newness comes by turning back to the cosmic home within, and curn- ing back a dozen times a day, Libra. No need to be ‘‘nice,’* Monday, unless it’s reat. Be fair to yourself as well as ‘‘others,”’ Wednesday. Thursday, contentment: Friday, you feel better about yourself. Be creative, Saturday. SCORPIO (Oct. “4-Nov. 22) Anyone complé’aing he/she was led astray ‘y others is av-ititting he/she has no mind or his/her own, Scorpio. Trust no one but yourself to do your work, Monday. Better mood, Tuesday. You require good financial guidance, mid-week. initiate con- fidently, Friday. Seek something different, Saturday. ZR SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 25-Oec. 21) 1€ your is very di: jent you will one day mect a teacher who will not deceive you, Sagittarius. False starts, carly week. Low on energy. Decision-time. Wait for weekend. Friday, romantic. Saturday, communicete with your partner. ® CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-an. 20) Realize that surface personality has no interest in anything that might disturb its daring delusions, Capricorn. Early week, Stay cenired. Watch health. Patience and temper short, Wednesday. Be kind and tact- ful, Thursday. Friday, intuition on target. Someone wants to love you, Saturday. WAR : WY AQUARIUS (Snm. 21-Feb. 19) Light never battles darkness, so when you see a light it is always between two dark forces, Aquarius. Some of you know this. Not casy to keep that secret, ear- ly week. Mid-week, easily distracted. Feel your feelings, Friday. Doa’t like them? Feel them anyway. Saturday, you want changes at home. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) Deep awareness of the false makes us want 10 drop it, leaving room for the true. It’s like a sculptor who chips away at a block of marble to reveal the figure within. Emotions could overwhelm, Pisces. You want to be noticed, Thursday. Romance possible, Friday. Saturday, your imagination soars. Robert Aiken is an interna- tionally known astrologer/ metaphysician, therapeutic counsellor and workshop leader*of 30 years’ experience. He offers in-depth, substantive astrological readings as well as empowering therapeutic counselling sessions. Contact Carole: 929-4049.