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of total ineptitude’, :
than creative folky +”
ending our
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Halloween has to, be manag
ng to. keep, Halloween’
“andy in the house until!
‘Halloween night when the”
or-treaters start bang
1 Your door:

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Halloween candy i ine
September when the kids
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least anée a week:

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good reasons for’
not liking
Halloween, as.
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Hallaween is absolutely
Amperstive if vou want to.
lnpress your trick-« or-
treaters with’ yeur candy
selection:

Parental reptitarions are
made and destroyed on
Halloween night.
vf Dingan, vou dot want
to be knowns the house:
on the black that gives out
lous candy, de vou?

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giving GUE raisins; or ani ales,
tor erving Gut loud. -

What ‘would the neigh:
bowr kids think? ;

How would your own
children ever live something
fike thar down?

How would vou?

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ems with buying Halloween
candy carly and feeling con:

“polled ta sample it. 04

The greatest problem is

athat youll be so enthusiastic
nvour
actually

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in out ofit long
‘before the: big dav!

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candy EP buy, or how carly t

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replace it ar least a hat

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rolls. around’: : :
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whole sampling process
aust hegin again, and:

frankly, Thave trouble keep:
ving Gaewith the ‘demand.

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decided. onthe, Kind, of
candy] will give to tric sor
treaters anc_assured myselfi~
that the quality of.thae ©
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give vou ihe feclingithat 1 :
vou Ve had awholy haces
fate bare oy ey

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inany of those iuy baty Tide
Halloween chocalate: treaty

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chocolate barshas everyone

confused. wt
‘Yourye seen these tity

things. One is bar ly even a

mouthtal!

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actual weight onthe packag:
ing to make the calculation,
Ive estimated the ratio at”
Cy ee!

Thar means, | oaitust cat.six
little Halloween chocolate,
bars jist to equal ane regu?
lar sized chocolate bar,

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ine things, you should talk
to my (riend Mylene:

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tlhe Halloween treats 16

"equabone checolate bars and
my golf partner: (who prefers :
“te remaiti unnamed says.

she Higures the ratio is more
»No wonder it’s:so hard
to-keep the candy ithe,
house‘undl Halloween:
(For, those.of vou who’

care dying to write to tell me :

that the Fatio is only. 22) cr

“something, evil like that,

don’t bother. Edon't want
to Know, and neither doc

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