Dear Mr. Fizz: Beware the mark of the beast,
for it is the universal pricing code.

Fizz: Yup. They vho control commerce, con-
trol the population .. “that no man might buy or
sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the
beast, of the aumber of his name.” Behold thee
Spartan Dogs: quake and embrace, for it is the
ame of the Big Chill: 1 07. dark rum, 1 oz.
Pineapple juice, oz. orange juice, | oz. cran
berry juice, Pog. cream of coconut.

Blend ingredients with one scoop of ice until
smooth. Serve in a P2-ounce glass and garnish
with a pineapple wedge and a cherry,

Dear Mr. Fizz: I was not watching TV the
other week and I happened to gaze skyward.
I saw many black helicopters. They had no

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markings and they were flying
dangerously low to the ground.
I'm frightened and confused.

Fizz: Yep. They fh: to monitor
the population and more specitical-
ly they are used to harass those
among us who have reported UFO
sightings. Hide in 2 Blizzard: | 07.
brandy, ] 07. Trish Cream liqueur,

Loz. coftee liqueur, 1 ooz. tight
rum, Wo scoops vanilla ice cream,
one splash hight cream.

Blend ingredients unnl smooth, Pour inte a
large snifter and garaish with a sprinkle of nut
meg.

Dear Mr. Fizz: Beware the Reptoids, @ race

of icky aliens hankering to take
over our fair pianet. They have
a taste for human flesh and are
slowly making their way here in
a spaceship that cesembles a
dull comet.
Fizz: Yup. Prepare now, and while
vowre at it mark this: betore they
reach us the anuchrist will rule the
world and a third of everyone will
perish from disasters and war. But
now we Chi-Chi: }* oz. vodka, 1
of, creat ef coconut, 4 07. pineapple juice.
Blend with one cup ct crushed ice at high
speed. Pour Sito a wine glass and garnish with a
slive of pincapple and a cherry.

EARS

Beat the GST

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SPEAKERS, RADIOS AND CORDLESS PHONES

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GST offer does not apply to deferral fees, delivery, mointenance egreement or instollation charges. Excudes Catalogue purchases. Offer ends Sunday, July 5, 1998.
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Friday, July 3, 1998 — North Shore News — 23

Dear Mr. Fizz: Fluoride is an evil stuff. Oh
yes, they would have us believe that this
chemical substance is put into our water
supply to help reduce tooth decay. Fluoride’s
true function is to make the population
docile and open to suggestion.

Fizz: Yep. Now think upon this: the peace
wmbol is really a satanic emblem. Know it as the
Cross OF Nero: the swmbol, an inverted cross;
the circle, the defeat of Christianity. Now into
the breach with a Citrus Banana Flip: 1 medi-
um banana (cut into pieces), 10 oz. club soda, %
o7, orange juice concentrate. * cup milk, 4 cup
dark rum, ¢ cup iime juice, 3 Thsp. brown sugar.

Blend with * cup crushed ice until smooth.
Pour into collins glasses. Makes 4 to 6 servings.

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cassette decks. 5 programmable equalizer settings.

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