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MY VACATION IS OVER , AND ALL J DID THE WHOLE TIME SLAVE AWAY AT THIS SPRING CLEANING OF yOuRs! BUT THAT'S OKAY DAD AS ONG AS Yay'RE HAPPY! HOROSCOPES Projections: all appeal is ‘sex appeal’ SEX SELLS. The more abstract the truth is that you or | would teach, the more we must seduce the seases to it. Gender is in) evervthing. Everything has its masculine and feminine principles. Gender manifests on all planes. Consider a current social phe- nomenon, one who dares to be outrageously who she is; Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone. She, more like Bette Davis than Murilyn Monroe, is open. Warren Beatty, another major show business luminary ( knew him during my Hollywood days), is relatively closed. It is public knowledge that he embodies Moon in Scorpio. He is secretive and enjoys creating a mystique about himself which he has, in- deed, developed. She, Madonna, is a strong Leo (sunshine girl) with Jupiter in Scorpio. She’s ‘‘got it’’ and loves to flaunt it. , She’s ‘tin her juice’’ (accesses her greatest resource before each show and lets the power have its way), and relishes ‘‘letting it all hang out.”* Elvis (the peivis) Presley had an ascending Jupiter in Scorpio. Madonna is a manifestation of transitting Pluto in Scorpio. She’s a ‘‘stretch,’’ a button-pusher supreme, @ provocateur and_ is having a hell of a fot of fun. There is much to learn from her. if you want to check yourself out for ‘“‘hangups,’’ go have an out-of-bawdy Madonna experi- ence. See Truth or Dare and observe yourself very carefully. Whatever you see upon the screen that seems ugly or distasteful or disturbing could flag to your at- tention those traits within you, for we cannot see what we do not project. We, collectively, create these stars (self-illuminating bodies) as surely as we create the various meanings attributed to the stars in the sky. For the week of May 26-June 1, 1991 ALL SIGNS “The stars spoke once to man. it is worid destiny that they are silent now. The silence can be pain for earthly man ...but in the deepening silence there grows and ripens what man speaks to the stars ... This speaking can become strength for spirit man.” — Rudolf Steiner. TT ARIES (March 21-Aprit 20) A short journey to a new place can se restlessness over 26th, Aries. Uf you have been continuing your education, you can reap the benefits as of Full Moon on 28th, Due to deceptive influences, 29th, steer clear of tricky financial deals. You are fortunate in tove on 30th, te] TAURUS (April 21-May 21) On 26th. Taurus, new solutions van Ye teund to old family problems. You can better handle finances by working out a budger, 28th (Full Moon}. Don't keep sect from your mate, 29th. On 30th, san be made trom real estate or apricalnure. a marks 26th, Gemini. The Full Moon, 28th, challenges you to balance your need for a close rela- vonship with your desire for freedom. Ner sous irritation can plague you on 29th; relan and unwind, Haadling legal matters is favored for 30th, HEAVENS ABOVE CANCER (June 22-July 23) = ey) Your mate is especially exciting und interesting on 26th. You see the fruits of your labors around the Full Moon, 28th. Discovering hidden talents can pay off in doflars and cents on 30th. From !st, extra effort is needed to express your feclings. (More on this next week.) ? LEO (July 24-Aug. 23) On 26th, Leo, new solutions for old problems regarding a close relationship. Responsibilities that children entail can hamper romance as of Full Moon, 28th, During 30th, a friend can bring much hap- piness. Pay attention ta health and dict on lst. Try VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23) {f you intend to party around 26th, Vireo, avcid the temptalion to overdrink. The Full Moon, 28th, challenges you to balance your need for domestic security with career drives. Sarcastic remarks, 29th, can damage your reputation. A spiritual practice brings inner peace, 30th. DX BRA (Sept. 24-Get. 233 ‘The 26th favors the use of scien- une technology, Libra. More travel is tik wround the Full Moon, 28h, Do noi s contracts related to alimony, inheritance, or corporate monies on 29th. The 30ih is auspicious for making a Jong trip. My SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) The Full Moon on 28ih is an ex- seltent time for taking gat a home mortgage ar buying heme insurance, Scorpio. Practise tolerance fur your mate’s view which will differ tremendously from: yours on 29th. A career opportunity presents itself over 30th; seize it! Ki SAGITTARIUS (Noy, 23-Dec. 2D ‘Avoid unnecessary travel on 26ih, Sagittarius. The Full Moon, 28th, can pre- cipitate a conflict between your need for in- dependence and your desire for an intimate relatienship, Overwrought nerves can com- promise health, 29th. CAPRICORN (Dee, 22-Jan. 20) Inventive ideas on 26th, spark your for creative writing. Working for a itable cause can be fulfilling around the Full Moon, 28th. An optimistic anitude ducing 30th gives your health and well-being at boost. YAM AQUARIUS (dun. 21-Feb. 19) Because of deceptive influences, 26th, your mate can be tess than honest with you. The Full Moon, 28th, allows you to spend time with friends while not neglecting your duties toward foved ones. In your ef- foris to persuade higher-ups, 29h, you run the risk of intellectual power conflicts. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) Unexpected good news can come your way on 26th, Pisces. The Full Moon, 28th, challenges you to balance carcer drives with domestic needs. If sou insist on being right, 29th, friction with relatives is possi- bic. A positive attitude, 30th, fortifies your heath. Robert Aiken is an in- ternationally known astrologer/ metaphysician, therapeutic counsellor and workshop leader of 30 years’ experience. He offers in-depth, substantive astrological readings as well as empowering therapeutic counselling — sessions. Contact Carole: 929-4049,