THE WINDS of political change are beginning to blow harder as the October federal election nears, and local MP wanna-bes are riding the gusts at lunches and dinners across the North Shore. ‘By A.P. McCredie News Reporter Last Thursday at the Hollyburn Country Club, Capilano-Howe Sound ' Liberal party candidate Audrey Sojonky held a luncheon for the party faithful featuring the .back-page scribbler of MacLean’s o"gnagazine; Allan Fotheringham. “Apart from the shock suffered ‘by.the 100 or so red.ties when Dr. Foth questioned the selection of *’ Jean Chretien over Paul Martin two years ago at the Liberal lead- ership convention,’ the crowd :. delighted in Fotheringham’s take on the political season. Up for silent auction at the luncheon . was .the Underwood Champion typewriter used by ‘Lester. B. Pearson and his two . secretaries at External Affairs in “the 1950s, Much of the work on the UN peacekeeping force propesal that fed to Pearson ‘receiving — the Nobel Peace Prize in 1957 was said. to. have been composed on the machine. It was donated | by Joan Werrin. ‘Some quips from Dr. Foth: ‘@ On speaking: ‘I feel a little _ like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s seventh hus- band. I know what to do, but I’m not | suze I can make it’ interest- ing.’ _@ Cn W.A.C. and Bill Bennett: COLUPANIST ALLAN Fotheringham tore into all the major political parties — including his hosts’ — at an Audrey Sojonky Liberal fundraising luncheon last Thursday at the Hollyburn Country Club in West Vancouver. “Whenever Bill went from Van- couver to. the legislature in Vic- toria he took the ferry. His father , used to walk.”’ ®@ On Bill Yander Zalm: ‘‘i heard ‘there was a fire at Bill Vander Zalm’s, house today that destroyed his whole library: two books, and one he hadn't finished coloring. Yve heard he’s a very intelligent man: he reads in bed every night until his lips get tired.’”’ @ On Mike Harcourt: ‘He's working very hard .in Victoria. In ‘fact he is doing the work. of two men: Laurel and Hardy.” @ On the federal election. call: “Kim called me this morning and said she. would be calling the flec- tion the day after Labor Day.” @ On the next Parliament: ‘“‘An Italian-like government (‘Pasta Parliament’’) with five parties — none with the majority —- six if you count Mel Hurtig. I think we are presented in this election with the most uninspired selection . for prime minister since 1 can remember.”’ © On Queen Kim: ‘Not a politi- vew centralized college adi ission system blasted ee president, WY MLA critical of Victoria plan STUDENTS WHO hope to attend. Capilano . College “next year will no longer be able to apply directly to the North Vancouver col- ‘lege for.admission. By Surj Rattan News Reporter _* Instead, they ‘will have to send ‘their applications to a new gov- “ernment agency located in Kamloops, . f That decision has been criti- ..cized by both Capilano College president Dr. Doug Jardine and “West Vancouver-Garibaldi MLA . David Mitchell, who said the move will result in the creation ‘| of. another. level of government ~ bureaucracy. Advanced Education, Training and Technology Minister. Tom Perry said the provincial gov- ernment. will -create a central agency. for admission into post-secondary. education — in- stitutions in September 1994, : Perry.‘ said after. September 1994, students applying to attend any. public post-secondary in- ” stitution in. B.C. .will do so through the new agency rather ‘than going directly through indi- ‘vidual institutions. Perry ‘said the new. central agency will make it easier for .students to apply for admission and will eliminate the distortion of demand for student spaces caused by double and triple ap- . plications. . > But said Jardine, ‘‘What | see as a disadvantage for Capilano College is the relationship that we develop with our students even as they are in the process of becoming students. . **We do workshops for would-be students so they select the right programs here for the career they want to follow. I don’t know quite how that’s going to work under a central- ized registration system,’’ said Jardine. He added that the personal relationship between Capilano College and its students will be ‘